Thursday, June 27, 2019

Blind Item #13

This permanent A list actress who had an iconic role in television and movies is using a shell company to hide the fact she is paying slave wages to the people who make her fashion line.

45 comments:

sandybrook said...

Does SJP have any fashion line?

sandybrook said...

Duh it's called SJP..

PattiJoy said...

Yep. She has "Bitten by SJP" https://www.thredup.com/products/women/bitten-by-sarah-jessica-parker?brand_name_tags=Bitten+by+Sarah+Jessica+Parker&department_tags=women&sort=Recently+Discounted

sandybrook said...

Recently discounted=nobody's buying that shit.

Flashy Vic said...

Bitten by SJP?

You better get that checked, horse bites can be poisonous.

Count Jerkula said...

I hear her saddle blankets and bridles are gorgeous.

momo said...

Y'all are vicious and hilarious man after my own heart.

momo said...

MEN

sandybrook said...

She just won the third race at Belmont by a nose.

Huckleberry said...

I wonder what kind of metal she uses for her shoes.

Anonymous said...

It’s her own fucking fault. She looked just fine as the girl next door before she went all glamazon plastic surgery victim.

J said...

She's beat. lol that a survey found her least attractive woman on Earth.

Flashy Vic said...

If SJP ever visited this site then she'd be dismayed at all these neighsayers. We're all jockeying to take the piss and to be fair we have free rein to do so. She must bridle at the comments. But she is saddled with that reputation.








And her husband's a fucking murderer too.

squirrelmistress said...

woah nellie!

Mark Andy said...

Flashy Vic, once again wins going into the final turn.

Brayson87 said...

I never see her apply the peanut butter for interviews. So basically she's got a couple of mules working for her stomping out products?

momo said...
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Count Jerkula said...

Probably those aluminum glue ons. At her age the hooves are probably too brittle to put nails through.

Flashy Vic said...

Who is SJP's favourite 20th century British prime Minister?

Why good old Whinney, of course!



What is SJP's favourite chocolate bar?

Snickers.



Could I have sex with SJP?

Possibly but it wouldn't be furlong.








Pooch said...

😂😂😂

EponymousAnonymoud said...

The Quotes guy is off his game today.

A.Claire said...

Vic outstanding commentary!

HouellebecqGurl said...

Hate to burst your bubble, guys, but if you're purchasing clothing, electronics, toys, etc., from 2nd & 3rd world countries, you are buying shit made on the back of slave labor, 99% of the time. I am an importer of steel from China, Mexico, Taiwan, S Korea, etc., and have spent a good bit of time touring manufacturing plants in the bid to find tolerable working conditions.
It's very hard, but steel mills are no where near as bad as the clothing and electronics mills.
Stop buying cheap shit from foreign countries!

HouellebecqGurl said...

Oh, and yeah. SJP.

BRAD PITT said...

SJP might as well bite .. it's not as if she eats anything

YummyBoogers said...

Didn't Steve & Barry's go out of business? They were who carried the SJP Bitten line. The inventory there was complete shite, and I would absolutely believe they paid slave wages for those clothes. Not just for SJP's line, but for allll the clothing sold there. I guess when the price cap is like $8-10 (pretty sure everything in-store had to be like $10 or less), the quality isn't going to the best...but there was no excuse for how awful those clothes were. The sizing was always wayyyy off. Shirts would be wayyy too short, and wayyyy too wide. One pants leg or sleeve would be longer than the other. The material was scratchy.

Our local Steve & Barry's occupied an empty department store in a cfappy mall that has since been closed down and demolished. I assumed the entire chain had gone down the toilet.

As fashion forward as SJP is, I am flabbergasted she agreed to have a line through them.

Brayson87 said...

Dammit Houellebecq, Americans like to think slavery ended after the Civil War and that there aren't just as many slaves today globally.

Unknown said...

This thread was HILARIOUS! Thank you all for your witty comments!!! Giddy up!

Mahogany1 said...

Jacqueline Smith

MichiganMama59 said...

Permanent is Marilyn, Liz, Bette.

SJP is NOT permanent

TaraK. said...

Check out this site: https://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/
The site has side-by-side comparisons - it is uncanny and hysterical.

rabbit said...

There's something like at least a billion people held in slavery around the world.
Do not buy plastic floral and fake floral crap, it's all made by slave labor.
Everytime you buy those tiny tiny shrimp, you are keeping a child in slave labor processing those damn things. And it goes on.

Freebird said...

😂😂😂😂yummy boogers!!!😂😂😂😂 That screen name, tho! I’m dyin! 🤣

Freebird said...

Lololol. Thx! I needed that! 😂

kiki71 said...

The real question is WHAT did SJP do to get this career? Hate her looks and attitude and acting. When you think Gwyneth, Jennifer Lawrence etc were all subjected to casting couch action WHO had SJP put out for so many years to warrant this career? She is so annoying, grating even.

MissDavie said...

Typical good Leftist.

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Robin said...

SJP clothes are the worst.

She may have had a minimum of non-invasive Plastics procedures that a lot of women get - like a little Botox and injectables that are designed to make one look better without going all Palm Beach. She is just older now and keeps herself so thin and it shows in her face. Whatever fat she had in her face is gone and it makes her look gaunt and so angular. I think she would benefit from a consultation with a good plastic surgeon. They can do wonders by making you look younger and better without making you look all weird and noticeably different from the way you were meant to look.

hunter said...

Agree with Robin, SJP does not appear to have had any major structural adjustments to her face and she would vastly benefit from a ten pound weightgain.

Thot Crimes said...

...and predictably everyone starts trotting out the insults.

YummyBoogers said...

@Freebird, thank you for the compliment. It truly IS such a classy and timeless screenname, wouldn't you agree? I always aim to invoke visions of opulence when I choose a username or
account handle. This one is something VERY special to me, obviously. Grace Kelly...move over, b*tch! 😂😉😘

YummyBoogers said...

Bwahhhhhhahahahahahahaha. @Flashy Vic just won this entire thread. 😂😂😂

Susie Q said...

@FlashyVc--Matt B is a murderer? What? How? Who?

Phoenix said...

GAP had her Easter stuff 2017-2019 but it didn't sell except 2 pieces. All the rest had to be marked down 60% and it still didn't sell unless it was like $2 bucks. GAP ended up donating lots of her line to charity because the quality was horrible and not wearable after one wash

NYC A Girl Has No Name said...

I really doubt SJP has much say in decisions like that. Her brand "bitten" (I thought it died years ago) is licensed out and the owner of the license decides on where production and sampling is done. Rarely are the actual celebs involved so deeply with the product, if ever.

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