Thursday, June 27, 2019

Random Photos Part One - With Reader Photos

Throw a wig on Celine Dion and you have
the lady from Something About Mary.
Chrissy Teigen landed another show for the summer.
David Guetta gets papped in London.
Joel McHale talking about Stuck last night in LA.
Audrina Patridge explains to Mischa Barton that reality shows aren't really real.
Russell Brand and his beard are back in Los Angeles.
Reader Photo #1
Reader Photo #2
Reader Photo #3
Reader Photo #4
Reader Photo #5
Reader Photo #6
Reader Photo #7
Christian Slater out and about last night.
A very rare red carpet appearance for Sofia Vergara.
Marisa Tomei was at the Spider-Man premiere last night with
Jake Gyllenhaal and
Tom Holland and Zendaya.

75 comments:

Flashy Vic said...

Pretty sure I've had sex with #7.

sandybrook said...

Hi Readers, dog and child. I think the Enterns are deliberately putting up boring celeb shots so they can justify getting rid of them until December again.

J said...

Nice rack on Russell Crowe. Heavy hangers.

Count Jerkula said...

P - Tomei - could bareback it, cause her old polluted womb cant support life.

M - Patridge/Barton tag team - Audrina can suck while the other one licks nuts, taint & bung.

B - Vergara - i'd knock the spanglish outta her ass.

Count Jerkula said...

Would not go through Celine to get to any of the celebs in this set.

Tricia13 said...

Hi Readers!
Flashy-with our without the-romantic setting 😂
Russell is a solid dude ,I was happy to hear. Almost submitted a blind about him 2 weeks ago at Wanderlust (an event,yoga,art etc space). He was extremely gracious and kind to my cousin..... and to all. But really took time and was uplifting. Was happy to hear it../ I always liked his work but was like hmm for a while there on the personal front.

Flashy Vic said...

Reader#5.

Blaenavon Big Pit?

Super Comic Fun Time! said...

I thought #3 was Wallace Shawn at first.

Todd said...

@Super Comic Fun Time!
I'm Reader #3 and I find your confusion INCONCEIVABLE!!! :D (I wish I were him!)

And my picture appears today, my birthday!

Flashy Vic said...

"...(I wish I were him!")

Don't, Todd, he's about 93.

Congrats too.

Jimbonius said...

Happy Birthday!

Aquagirl said...

Is Celine ill? She looks worse and worse in every pic that I see.

MDAnderson said...

@aquagirl I was thinking the same thing. Something is not right. Great reader photos!!

Super Comic Fun Time! said...

Happy birthday, Todd!

Aquagirl said...

Happy Birthday @Todd! I suggest you start celebrating today and carry it through until July 4th weekend! ðŸ’Ĩ 🎇 ðŸ’Ĩ 🎇 ðŸ’Ĩ 🎇ðŸ’Ĩ🎇ðŸ’Ĩ🎇ðŸ’Ĩ🎇ðŸ’Ĩ

Flashy Vic said...

Celine Dyin'?

Farmgirl said...

Hey #4, do you have good intuition??

Brayson87 said...

Reader #1 meeting in the family food place.
Reader #2 tastefully turned an Indiana Jones idol into a lamp.
Reader #3 is not falling for either of the two classic blunders.
Reader #4 doesn't see the spooky man's face in the side middle window pane.
Reader #5 is prepared for falling debris and darkness.
Reader #6 has the distinction of having the only polite camel reference on this site.
Reader #7 is having fetish night at work, crazy sh!t happens when you work nights folks. ;)

Flashy Vic said...

Does anyone else, on seeing Chrissy Tiegan, get flashbacks to Mike Myers racist and abusive Scottish Da in So I Married an Axe Murderer?


"Hey Heid! Move that huge napper o' yurrs, ah cannae see the telly!"


""D'ya think ah'm too hard on oor Heid? D'ya think he cries hissel' take sleep on his MASSIVE pillow?"

DontQuitYourDayJob said...

Tricia, I forgot you were in Something About Mary-you really were something relevant back in the day. I take it all back.

Tricia13 said...

Omg all the beautiful readers pix I missed Joel
McHale❤️⭐️... looking fine:)

Flashy Vic said...

Yo Del!

How's it hanging? Still dribbling down your onesie?

Phoenix said...
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Phoenix said...

She is one Twisted Sister!! Midlife crises full on BIG TIME and a boy toy to satisfy that enormous ego! I believe she made a deal Kronus...

Count Jerkula said...

I just had to get a chocolate shake, because there is only 1 Carvel in Brooklyn who can be trusted to make a vanilla malt, and i am too far from it. A gaddam shame.

Never ask for a malted when yellow or red people are behind the counter at Carvel. Half the time they pretend to know what yer talkin bout, but give you a shake, the other half they cant even make a competent shake.

P.S. Malteds made with powder are superior to those made with syrup.

Phoenix said...

Aaawwww. I'm sorry! That sucks. I'm in Brooklyn. Thanks for the tip darlin

Flashy Vic said...

I just noticed Celine's raised left hand.

What the fuck?!!ðŸĪŠ

Brayson87 said...

I feel bad for Celine because she really looks like she's dying.

Phoenix said...

Lmfao I'm #7. I don't remember you???

Phoenix said...

I'm dying. Lmfao HA! I'm #7 and YES it was night shift visual merchandising NYC. You are too good ;)

Flashy Vic said...

I was in the Big Bird costume.

Guesser said...

The Celine joke wasn't funny,she really does look ill. And I can't figure out the hand,either.

Huckleberry said...

#7 is turning me on! Call me babe.

Count Jerkula said...

Phoenix: only the stand alone Carvel on the bottom of Coney Island Ave can make a malted worth drinking. Joint is top notch and always packed, probably why it is the only Carvel left in Brooklyn with a parking lot.

HouellebecqGurl said...

Celine looks like human beef jerky.

DontQuitYourDayJob said...

@Count-is that the infamous Carvel where Dina Lohan had a hissy fit because she didnt get a free birthday cake using Lindsays free ice cream for life card?


As part of Carvel's 75th Anniversary celebration last year, we issued 75 Black Cards to celebrities. These cards were issued in the celebrity's name and require the card holder to be present at the time of use," read the statement.

"Unfortunately, the Lohan family has been abusing the card ... At first, we graciously honored their requests ... After more than six months of numerous and large orders for ice cream, we finally had to cut off the card and take it back.

"Dina Lohan reacted badly and called the police to have her card returned. The police responded and did return the card to Dina with instructions not to use it again."

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Flashy Vic said...

I know Huck, she's hotter than the Yellowstone magma plume and that's her real head.

Count Jerkula said...

Maybe, if Lindsey was in Brighton Beach to ingest some ejaculate.

Flashy Vic said...

Count, Brighton Beach is Russian, isn't it?

Maybe LiLo was shortcutting to find some oligarch?

It would save her the air fare to Sochi, London, Dubai or Monaco.

Count Jerkula said...

Yes, though the Turks are gaining ground.

Mozart said...

@Brayson I love your observations on the reader photos. I was in the first round of them a couple weeks ago and you said I was Hilary Swank's more-attractive niece XD XD XD

Flashy Vic said...

Turkish barbers here are the equivalent of your mattress shops over there. Tons of them about, never busy and a front for laundering money. Though saying that there's one here up High Street that does an awesome shave and head massage for eleven quid. It might actually be a real one.

Brayson87 said...

@Mozart, Thanks! Yes I saw your pic and thought reminds me of Hilary Swank, but like different, a younger prettier version.

Vita said...

Hello, fabulous and adventurous Readers! Another stellar crowd, putting the celebs to shame. And, Happy Birthday, Todd (Inconceivable! cracked me up)! I hope it's a great Bday!

Phoenix--too fun!

#4 have you ever been told you look like Jewel (meant as a compliment, just to be clear)?

#5&#6 -- id love some details on these pics!


Brayson87 said...

@Phoenix, Thanks! It must have been "the shining" kicking in. ;)

Count Jerkula said...

Here it is all turkish restaurants. From take out gyro joints to fancy night club/catering joints. A popular new type is halal burger joints. The lack of bacon is painful, but the burgers are delicious.

Vita said...

Dont Quit-- that Lohans losing their Carvel card privileges made me lol! Seriously, just such a bizarre mess, but definitely a classic moment!😁

Brayson87 said...

Celine needs snacks, Chrissy Teigen master of the awkward smile, Guetta with men's jeggings, McHale never surrounded by good writers, wow from a distance you'd never know what a shitshow Patridge and Barton really are, Russel Brand is always there for women who like to slum, Slater aging way better than anyone guessed, Vergara always on the clock, Tomei always a cutey, Gyllenhaal dressing sleazier in ever pic does he play a pimp or something in the movie, and Holland looks like he's posing with his mom while Zendaya seems to be waiting for a john.

Flashy Vic said...

@Brau.

Once again I'm baffled by the appeal of Zendaya.
She's supposed main love interest in this new Dune movie. Fucking hell that will be more unbelievable than half mile long death worms. Sorry, she's just not a looker.

Brayson87 said...

Dammit Vic, you know the rules, she's one of Harvey's girls so she must be an It Girl, and fabulous and more interesting than most actresses, the magazines used to tell us these truths! ;)

Pearl said...

It's the head of the guy directly behind her hand.

HeatherBee said...

Seeing Joel McHale and then Audrina Patridge in a post, I’m reminded of a The Soup episode where he absolutely roasted her because Swedish scientists broke the speed of light, and a couple of other newsworthy things happened, and in the course of discussion in the clip, Audrina sums it up that so much happens when Lauren is not around. It was hilarious!

Mango said...

Hi readers!

I agree with Pearl; that dude’s head is making Celine’s hand look freakish. I do hope she is well. Word has always been that she is incredibly kind and gracious.

@ Flashy - That whole mattress-store-money-laundering thing reminds me of when I shopped for a new mattress a few years ago. It was a fairly large store and there was one man behind the counter (who never looked up) and the only sales person was a pretty girl in her early 20’s. Her sales technique consisted of showing us a mattress, letting us lie down on it, and then squealing, “Don’t you love it? DON’T YOU LOVE IT???” When I think back about it, the place was totally hinky.


Joel McHale = YUM.




rabbit said...

Celine is either waving to someone, or hailing a cab.
She looks just fine, in fact, she looks pretty damn happy. Bet she's glad the ol ball and chain is no more.
Chrissy Teigen, just absolutely gorgeous and adorable.

And, the "woman" from Something about Mary, that's a man. He looks familiar, just can't place him.
Same with the man in the KFC ads, he looks familiar, can't place him either.

Freebird said...

+1

Freebird said...

😂 Perfect comeback! Happy Birthday! 🎁🎉🎈

Freebird said...

We have a piper down! I repeat, WE HAVE A PIPER DOWN!

Freebird said...

HEAD! MOVE! NOW!

Freebird said...

Celine pun was funny. 😉

Pearl said...

@mango - I think there is some rumour that has been floating around for years about mattress stores being money laundering fronts. Right near my Trader Joe's store, there are FOUR mattress stores within three blocks and you hardly ever see anyone in them! How do they support (at least) two employees plus the overhead of rent and taxes by having one or two customers a week? They have to buy the $10k mattresses, at least one a week, to make that work.

Flashy Vic said...

Half three in the morning here and it's getting light already. It only got dark around 11. When the midsummer is nice here, it's beautiful.

Flashy Vic said...

There you go, the view from work, ten minutes ago.

https://ibb.co/y64MhX1

L said...

I like how you're showing reader photos along with the celebrities. Makes the point that folks are folks no matter their level of fame or fortune.

Zilla3 said...

Christian Slater: "Git off my property, ya punks!"

Zilla3 said...

No, rabbit, Lin Shaye, who played the leathery Magda in Something About Mary, was born female and remains female.

momo said...

OK AFTER Hurricane Katrina I lived on the Northshore and IMMEDIATELY there were new CVS stores, bank buildings and Mattress Stores. Of course, mattresses were big biz after everyone got flooded.

Weirder was that on the Gulf Coast, where I was working, suddenly there were all these tanning salons everywhere. Like who needs a tanning salon on the Gulf Coast after a hurricane?? OH YEAH that would be all the contractors brought in to clear properties throughout the area, more devastated than New Orleans. See apparently tanning salons and nail salons are FRONTS for prostitutes in case you didn't know.

As to the CVS they were not playing around. Those places were built just like the banks because well you know opiates.

KnitWit said...

Had to check to be sure you weren't referring to the camels.

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Jen said...

Reader #5 looks like a guy I work with, sorta....

Guesser said...

@Pearl, I bought a mattress in my own town and months later it was raided as a cocaine business. Very small town,next to the DMV,where cops were every day.

rabbit said...

Zilla3 Thanks

Phoenix said...

Thanks alot, Count!!! Going there today! Have a great weekend

Phoenix said...

Aloha!! It's the Babe of your dreams #7. Lmao

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