Thursday, June 27, 2019

Blind Items Revealed #2

June 16, 2019

A celebrity CEO with a huge social media following steals memes without crediting the artist. When the CEO was called out for doing this, he joked about his theft, and said that he purposely refuses to credit the artists.

Elon Musk

41 comments:

Brayson87 said...

What, he was stealing memes, is that a thing? I thought everyone just shared them with everyone.

Brayson87 said...

If we're copyrighting memes that's it, we just need to shut the internet down right now, it's completely f*cked.

Count Jerkula said...

If he crops out watermarks, it is a douche move, but who cares?

Flashy Vic said...

Burn the heretic!

sandybrook said...

I'm fucked I never credit memes either (because most of them don't have created by... included). I'm sure George Takei is in even more trouble than we are.

Low Key said...

We're all going to internet jail.

Flashy Vic said...

@Low Key.

As long as I don't end up in a cell with the Count, I'm cool with that.
I'm too pretty for Jerkula jail.

Jimbonius said...

He done goofed. Somebody call the cyber police! Backtrace him! Consequences will never be the same Elon!

Low Key said...

I see what you did there, Jimbonius.

Vic, you'll make a lovely bride.

Aquagirl said...

So this is the worse thing Elon’s done?

Low Key said...

Raise your hand if you think the UST between Vic and the Count is getting ridiculous...

Miss Teak said...

It’s actually a dick move to steal memes and pass them off as your own when you’re a billionaire and have the media following that Musk does. All you people thinking it’s the same as when nobodies like you steal memes are deluded

Count Jerkula said...

What is ust?

Count Jerkula said...

You talkin like not giving someone a retweet, just saving pic & uploadung yerself?

Still dont care. Fuck twitter. They banned me because Stern or his people alerted on a tweet making fun of his wig.

Brayson87 said...

@Miss, Was he taking credit for creating memes?

But just to be clear, it's still totally cool to steal original content like photos or video clips, write your own sh!t on them, label them memes, then pass them off as an original creation that should be protected by law?

Hanniam said...

@count UST= Unresolved Sexual Tension.

@Low Key: Do NOT make me fear the possible existence of CDAN RPF. I wouldn’t be surprised at this point. But I would be afraid. Very afraid.

Hanniam said...

@Count: wait, wait, this is the best blind right here. Are we taking Howard Stern’s people got you banned from Twitter over his HAIR? This is the most pathetic reason for a Twitter ban I’ve ever heard. If Shatner and Reynolds could put up with the mockery for decades with their toupees held high, I’d expect a “shock jock” to ignore the comment entirely.

Even if it was made in your inimitable style.

Count Jerkula said...

Someone postes a pic of him and i said something like" that wig with that gray stubble is as much a sign of broken toy as a bimbo w/ kool aid colored hair".

I got a 12hr ban for hateful conduct, which doesnt start until i delete the tweet, but i cant because i am locked out of all accts until i give them my phone #. That will never happen, unless i get a burner phone.

I asked multiple times what part of my tweet broke their rules, and received no response.

Count Jerkula said...

It is nothing compared to the sexual tension Lola and I had. She was the right kind of feisty to bring out the best in me, but anymore than the occasional weekend encounter would certainly devolve into hate

Hanniam said...

That’s tragically oversensitive. And I speak as an individual with kool aid colored hair.*

But what a great story for How the Count Lost At Twitter, eh? Of all the things you coulda been banned for, the mind boggles it was that one.

*Never did manage the bimbo thing, tho. Just vaguely antisocial punk.

Hanniam said...

Damn. And here I don’t remember Lola. But I’m seized with an intense compulsion to ask if she was a showgirl.

Low Key said...

Lo-lo-lo-lo-lola...

Flashy Vic said...

I know I'm a man and so's Lola.

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Count Jerkula said...

I know. Now i will have to resort to using Howard Stern, Beth Stern and Racist Pedophiles in the same sentences around the net, to taint Google listings.

Brayson87 said...

@Count, it was probably the "a sign of broken toy as a bimbo w/ kool aid colored hair" part of it, seen as hateful toward women with colorful hair, who are often sensitive to comments from men.

Count Jerkula said...

Brayson: so you think it was a broken toy who alerted on me?

Mrs Libnish said...

I think Brayson is referring to the feminazis with blue hair phenomenon.

Speak more of this "taint Google listings". How does one do that? I get bored sometimes. Lookin for some fun.

Hanniam said...

@Brayson: doubt a random user would have the clout to get him busted that hard for that little. And Stern makes for the much more humorous story.

Hanniam said...

Mrs Lib: I’ll have you know my hair is green, not bl-

Um, I mean: hey look over there, everybody! Mandy Moore!

I’ll leave Google tainting tutorial to the good Count.

Count Jerkula said...

Go on random sites that are google searched and leave fucked up/negative comments. Stern was stupid enough to say on air that his wofe checks her google alerts each night before bed, so a few of us would leave horrible comments about her and their relationship on messageboards and websites, so she would complain to him while he was trying to sleep.

Then, allegedly, Sirius exec Scott Greenstein said he didnt want his name used on the show anymore because of the google results. We worked that until Scott Greenstein Pedophile was one of google's suggestions when you started to type his name in the search box

Flashy Vic said...

Bad Count, naughty Count!

VikingSong said...

How can you copyright or claim ownership of an image you pulled off the internet in the first place just because you added a funny line to it? I hate millennials.

VikingSong said...

Count Jerkula clearly has too much time on his hands..

Flashy Vic said...

Or not enough.

Count Jerkula said...

Blue Check Marks must not be butthurted. If "learn to code" was tweeted out to random coal miners, no one would have been banned, but Blue Check Marks are more important than riff raff.

Count Jerkula said...

Viking, better than having too much jizz on my hands.

Flashy Vic said...

Or not enough.

rednoir said...

My lord, there's a website called "Mick Jagger's Wig", so far nobody's been banned for that. And it's hilarious.

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HouellebecqGurl said...

Back trace this mofo and send the interwebs police after him.
Meme thievery will NOT stand.

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