Wednesday, June 26, 2019

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James Bond vs Jason Bourne

Who wins a fight between them?

28 comments:

Brayson87 said...

Depends on the Bond.

HushHush said...

Bourne, unless James uses his judo chop!

sandybrook said...

Bond because he has cooler tricks to use

Sook said...

Bourne would snap Bond's neck in a heartbeat. Unless it was Connery Bond. Then Bourne would be killed by getting slapped in the face... one time.

Count Jerkula said...

Connery would give Damon a coupl3 smacks to remind him of his place.

Jimbonius said...

Bond. His gadgets always save the day.

Brayson87 said...

Actually f*ck them both, Snake Plissken would murder both of them before flicking a cigarette butt on their corpses.

Vita said...

Is it Bond bolstered by Q's gizmos? I love the face smack comment, but I'll go Bourne hand to hand, Bond any other situation.

Red Velvet Boots said...

Bond. But Jack Reacher (the book version, NOT Tom Cruise!) would beat both, no question.

Ann said...

Bourne. Bourne had that McGyver ability to kill with whatever was nearby. Bond needed all his fancy pants gadgets.

Alma's Daughter said...

Bond—as long as it not George Lazenby.

Jimbonius said...

Since Cruise was starring in them, I thought they might rename the character Jack Reacharound.

Spider Rico said...

No matter how they edit Damon he comes off about as tough as Urkel. I say Bieber even beats him.

AaahChoooo said...

John Wick

Ann said...

+1 Spider Rico. I read the Bourne series. I never could accept Damon as Bourne so I never saw his Bourne movies. Good point.

Huckleberry said...

+1 to John Wick. He makes the rest look like children.

BRAD PITT said...

abuse enabler Matt Damon would shit his pants if daniel craig even looked at him sideways

Super Comic Fun Time! said...

The real Jason Bourne from the books. Not the hatchet job that guy from Goodwill Hunting did to the character.

Mischi said...

the British are notoriously dirty fighters. Bond would glass him or give him a Glasgow kiss

yepthatsme said...

Jon Wick will win, but then Jack Bauer from 24 will come in and torture Jon Wick for information but suddenly Jon Reese from POI bursts through the door and saves Jon Wick!

Mrs Libnish said...

Hand to hand? Bourne. Using gadgets/smoke & mirrors. Bond.

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OKay said...

Bourne, for sure. Mainly because 007 does nothing for me in any incarnation and Matt Damon was pretty badass in those movies.

I can't believe I even have an opinion on this. LOL

Vita said...

Yepthatsme-- im surprised something of that sort hasnt been pitched as an Alien vs Predator type of mash-up movie

Low Key said...

The Winter Soldier would kill both of them and be gone before they even knew he was out of cyro.

rabbit said...

Bourne, he drive cars and motorcycles super fast on any surface without losing control.

AbbyRock said...

Bond and Bourne would fight with intent to kill but decide they like each other and start a bromance. They would then have martinis, shaken, not stirred.

Unknown said...

Bourne, because he's unexpected and doesn't care.

The same reason other commenters 'don't see Matt Damon as tough guy Bourne' is exactly the reason he would win the fight. Nothing is as powerful as the unexpected. He's not your usual 'tough guy' and that makes him invisible and powerful.
And secondly because he wouldn't care about his looks while kicking ass. Bond seems a little too precious at times.

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