Tuesday, June 25, 2019

Blind Item #4

Apparently if the A+ lister decides to come out, she can in no way mention the alliterate model who likes her new life.

30 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Yay/KatlieKloss

Tricia13 said...

Taylor *

Guesser said...

Taylor/Karlie

Aquagirl said...

So no Kaylor? 💕😞

Anonymous said...

I could watch a pair of beautiful Birkenstock wearing rug munchers scissor each other all day. In fact a frequently do. It’s 2019 ya’all fuck yea.

Tricia13 said...

No Tarlie:(

Huckleberry said...

Yep, coming out has consequences for more people than just her. Sucks but it's true.

Drewholtaus said...

Cat lady loves her real estate deals too much than to ever risk disruption of the gravy train! Fuckin homo stuff is a passing phase

Jimbonius said...

So does this mean she's lost her to the trappings of her new life? Or doesn't want to be dragged down into Taylors announcement?

I thought they were still getting together on the sly.

Drewholtaus said...

She just trademarked her fucking felines yesterday! Bitch is not coming out of the closet ever in this lifetime

Brayson87 said...

If Kloss is outed then that would out someone else which is not what his family paid her to do and there would be hell to pay.

Guesser said...

@Brayson87,supposedly her in-laws are not that crazy about her anyway,so that would totally do her in. Isn't getting your cats trademarked almost coming out?

tinydancer61 said...

Is that possibly why no family members were at their wedding party extravaganza?

Brayson87 said...

@Guesser, actually the scientific explanation is:

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2012/03/how-your-cat-is-making-you-crazy/308873/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasmosis#%22Crazy_cat-lady_syndrome%22

longtimereader said...

Kloss took Kushner money because she lost Swift. Taylor is currently dating A list Hollywood women.

Chillax said...

JK and KK — They could be bi or pansexual. They could be legit.

Or one could speculate that JK must have a huge trust fund and needs to be married in order to keep accessing it?

TeeHee@U said...

Kushner parents hate Karlie but love Ivanka because they are Orthodox Jews and Karlie refused to convert. If his parents had their way, Karlie would be with Taylor. LOL

TeeHee@U said...

I think Taylor could be an outright lesbian, but, Karlie probably was just going through a phase. Karlie likes her life and likes the real D.

A.Claire said...

Taylor has been serial bearding this whole time! Taking a brief glance at all her past "lovers" - it makes sense... Jake G, Tom H... (I'm actually quite bummed about Tom).

Drewholtaus said...

Didnt cat lady get some real dick from calvin Harris? Maybe he turned her lesbo for good.

Aquagirl said...

@TeeHee: Karlie converted. Why are people so hellbent on saying she didn’t?

Aquagirl said...

@A. Claire: Don’t forget about Harry Styles.

Deia said...

Let's hope taylor comes out for good... Almost everyone knows this...
Just be freeee and show us ur new gf if it isn't kar

Drewholtaus said...

Tay tay going gay just to stay relevant and some of the queers hate her over it

Freebird said...

Taylor got her cats trademarked? Pfffft. That’s nothin! Some couple spent $25k to get their car Cinnabun cloned! Fur realz.

Freebird said...

Damnit! They got their CAT cloned.

Drewholtaus said...

She can sell trinkets for her three cats now. .just wonderful

Still Liz said...

Poor taylor, that sucks. On a positive note she wrote a hoo banger of a gay pride anthem this summer. You go girl!

TiBetteForever said...

@longtimereader Karlie and Josh have been together for seven years. How do you know Karlie lost Taylor?

Life's Lessons said...

l used to read how Taylor Swift went out with men, broke up and wrote songs about them and l am truly shocked that she is a lesbian..l had absolutely no clue she was in the closet..

Advertisements

Popular Posts from the last 30 days