Saturday, June 29, 2019

Blind Items Revealed #5

June 20, 2019

The late night host no one likes, especially his employees, is leaking stories that he may quit. Please, he just wants a raise. He could never make this kind of money doing anything else and he knows it.

James Corden

32 comments:

HushHush said...

I'm just here for Flashy Vic's comments on Corden! The unfunny fat Manatee, sucking up to celebs, then shouting "where's my fucking tea! I said 5 minutes the bag stays in, or you'll get tea bagged!"

HiHat said...

This fat, nasty, obsequious meatball needs to go back to the other side of the pond -- and stay there.

Pearl said...

I have never seen anything with him in it, why is he so despised? @HushHush, was than an actual incident? (Unfunny fat manatee, hahaha)

nat said...

We don't want him back..keep him there!

Flashy Vic said...

Ha, Hushy!

I already made a bit of a "Gavin and Stacey" reference in the blind above before I saw this!

Gavin and Stacey is truly funny and supposedly co written by Corden. No one actually believes that and automatically assumes that the wonderful Ruth 'Nessie' Jones did most if not all of the writing.

Because it's funny.

I could mention that Corden may have got his big break because he appealed to that appalling but worshipped old nonce Alan Bennett in both the stage and the movie adaptation of Alan Bennett's The History Boys. The plot is basically, old paedo teacher pervs on teenage boys. Sonunlime the obvious kiddy fiddler Bennett. I don't care even if he was a pal of the God that was Peter Cook.


But no.


Corden's career stands on his very own talents.
Which are leeching, lick spittling and doing whatever possible to shin up that greasy pole of Fame. With the hope that that pole isn't a metaphor for something fleshy.


And yet still he's reached heights unimaginable purely on being a chubby no dick flubbalubb with zero charisma.

So based on that, how you've not elected the fat useless dick cheese to your Congress by now, is a total mystery and surprise.

Rosie riveter said...

Corden could probably make money in the feeder kink community, if he could find himself a wealthy gay feeder. He could do his cute sing-songy tunes whilst engaging in this highly erotic scene.

TeeHee@U said...

Please, UK take him back. He is AWFUL. We will take Russell Brand over him.

HushHush said...

@Pearl No I just made that up. He strikes me as a spaz who a camera crew could follow around documentary style, and it would be hilarious. He is clueless.

Freebird said...

Awwww...I L💗VE manatees!!! Please compare him to something else. Like a hippo. They’re the meanest creature in the wild.

Freebird said...

I just hate how he sings LOUDER than his guests in the car series. It’s SO rude!!!!!!! We aren’t watching it to hear fatso sing! And he over gesticulates to the point of ad nausem. It’s completely distracting. Why any celebrities agree to do it anymore is beyond me.

cheesegrater15 said...

He's an unfunny bastard.

Amy said...

We honestly never want him back in the UK. He is a masive C U Next Tuesday.

Jeweled Skye said...

I don't even like the format of his show... three guests on a couch - that way, they ALL share the spotlight (including him) but no one on one - I don't understand... he does love himself though... eeeegads!

I'm Outraged! said...

Well that was a pathetic bunch of comments from people with the maturity of shallow 14 yo children, not one of you grownup 'mean girls' know what he is actually like, but who cares huh, he's fat, no wonder the USA is an international joke with adults like you polluting it, but thanks for the entertainment.

Yellow Rose of Tehaw said...

Wait...so it's okay for you all to fat shame?

Henriette said...

I hate that sneaky asswipe! Before Trump, he was trying to get Colbert's job. He is a British Jay Leno name dropper who stole that other British guy's format.

Henriette said...

@ I'm Outraged!Jimmy you will never be as good as Craig Ferguson.

Sophia S said...

Freebird, I lived in Mozambique for almost a year. We would go swimming in the Maputo River, we were all also well-aware that a hippo is indeed the worst animal to encounter. Besides a black mamba.
It was quite a trek through the bushes from where we could park our Jeep down to the river. One time I heard what I was sure was baby hippos, I literally did the arm up with a fist marine stop move. The line behind me walking and chatting kinda walked into each other and I just whispered everyone turn around and let's walk outta here very quietly. No swimming today. Reason being, the only thing I imagine worse than running into a hippo, is a Mamahippo who's got babies to protect. Probably one of my top ten near death experiences. This was the only animal-related one.

Jen said...

We don't want him here either!

Unknown said...

HiHat - we don't fucking want the fat twat back. You Americans love him so much, you made him a star, now you keep him!

BRAD PITT said...

James Corden was complaining that Pierce Brosnan pushed him away while attending U2 concert

imagine yourself and your loved ones at a concert and that little creep starts walking towards them

i think the former 007 star showed incredible restraint

BRAD PITT said...

people who hate James Corden
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Patrick Stewart
Pierce Brosnan

Samantha the 1st said...

Anyone notice how often Corden touches or gropes the bodies of any non famous males on camera? He's very touchy feely, when they're male. A male audience member, for instance. Just watch closely next time. And the time after that...

Samantha the 1st said...

Other Unknown: We don't "love" him; he is foisted upon us.

Samantha the 1st said...

Freebird: I hate that too. He was smothering Elton John's singing with his squawling. I wanted to reach through the screen and shake him. (Saw it on you tube. I don't watch his show. I like Elton John.) Shut up Corden we don't want to hear you sing over your guests.

TwoDots said...

But this blind is probably bullshit, right Teehee?

Tiredallthetime said...

He's more like one of the creatures from Tremors.
Manatees are the sweetest animals and at least hippos are interesting.

James Corden only shows his face if there is a whiff of money.

VikingSong said...

Here's a novel idea...don't watch his show.

I have no idea what he has done to deserve such vitriol, but then you mentals talk about celebrities as if you personally know them or what goes on in their lives. You don't. I can understand when there are blinds about nasty celebrities that can be backed up by news stories and video footage etc., but I can't think of anything JC has done that proves half the moronic shite some of you post about him. Utterly pathetic.

Pepperoni10010 said...

+1 VikingSong

I've no idea why the nasty. So people don't think he is funny. Sorry folks but obviously a lot of people do. (and what the hell about him being fat, seriously? So what???)


I think he could be easily lead but his heart is in the right place.

Rosie riveter said...

There's plenty of info online as to why people don't care for James Corden. Reddit had a whole thread. I mean, when you're not liked I suppose people go straight to the obvious and pick on that? there's a bunch of chubbys that people love now and over the years (Melissa mcarthy. I'd of given a kidney to Chris Farley) that don't get all this hate.
More importantly (and you can sit down here Viking) is I'd like to know where the shit you people are who clutch your pearls over this fattyteasing but can't once stand the fuck up for any racist or mysoginists shit that is posted here.
Please. Do sit down.

Henriette said...

Pierce Brosnan is a class act all the way. When I was a kid, I loved Remington Steele, and Brosnan would sign autographs and be so cool with the fans. Not so much with Stephanie Zimbalist, but Brosnan was tops. Tom Hanks was like that too when he was filming Bosom Buddies. You got to be a pretty big jerk for Pierce to hate you.

Henriette said...

Here are some great articles about Asshole Jimmy:
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/3ka3mv/so-you-dont-like-james-corden-a-guide-for-americans

https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/b23hih/what_is_up_with_james_corden_trending_on_reddit/

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