Friday, December 20, 2019

Blind Item #1

At a recent holiday party, this A- list mostly movie actress turned annoying lifestyle influencer spent a good thirty minutes talking about her favorite sex toy and then pulled it out of her purse and talked about a vegan lube that she loves.

26 comments:

MyDogSmiles said...

Paltrow?

Shaddup Mimsey said...

Goopy

Tricia13 said...

No Gwen. Just No.

J said...

Suckers give her money.

IndieRaga said...

Was it gluten free?
Coz the gluten will get your lips swollen like hell!

J said...

Did Harvey introduce these products to her?

Guesser said...

Goop even has a commercial for her sex toys. Go ahead,embarrass your children.

GOLD 1984 said...

You know this Vegan and Gluten Free stuff is getting out of hand.
I mean why does Lube have to be Vegan now ? Why can't it be just Regular ?
I just honestly wish both Celebs and The Media would stop trying to make this kind of stuff happen.

NachoCheese said...

So, all the really aspirational bougey-types who are desperate to be GP really are lusting after being Glory-holed Tupperware salespeople. It's kind of funny when you think about it.

Humor Me said...

this. is. hilarious.

E said...

Do you ever wonder who the dopes are that follow lamo celebs like Goop and the Kartrashians and actually buy their crap and are "influenced" by their so-called style?

As far as I know I don't know anyone; if I did I would distance myself immediately.

Who are these unknown randos???

sandybrook said...

Did she demostrate to show it's benefits to her poontang and ass?

Rosie riveter said...



She is so YUU-KEEE

LooLooEasy said...

Is Goop really A- on here? Oscar winner, famous for 25 years, in the press every day, features in all the Marvel movies. IDK.

I'll say Garner just to be different. Annoying lifestyle influencer, UM YEAH.

TwoDots said...

Gwynnie is at Jennifer Aniston’s party.

Oh Gwyn-gwyn, a sex toy is not outrageous 🤷🏼‍♀️

Dane said...

Since Count Jerkula is not here, I will take his place. What good is vegan lube, when it smells like fish after you use it?

DavidHowesCREBroker said...

Sigh!

Us Old Men can't compete with Vegan Lube and Sex Toys!

Unless, we are the Sex Toy smothered in Vegan Lube!?


Now, that I've said it out loud, that doesn't sound right.

=)

Melissa said...

Two words I never thought I'd see together: Vegan lube

Hotbox said...

Those poor party-goers. At least she only pulled it out of her purse.

Unknown said...

Ya just think that if it was a really great toy that really got you hot and bothered, ya would not need any lube.

mooshki said...

@Unknown Either you're a guy or you're too young to have started the joys of perimenopause.

hothotheat said...

Goop went to Jen Anistons tree trimming party.

T. W. said...

Never liked Paltrow

Brayson87 said...

Ten bucks says that hypocrite f*cks a t-bone at least once a year.

Mahogany1 said...

Kandi

BRAD PITT said...

is it true Weinstein has recordings with Paltrow ?

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