Hit, Hit Baby
Well he didn't actually hit his baby, but Vanilla Ice aka Robert van Winkle was arrested yesterday for allegedly pushing his wife. He said he didn't do it, and she said he did. He said his wife is bi-polar, she said he was upset that she was buying a bedroom set.
Wow, hate to see what he would have done if she got new carpeting. Vanilla has been arrested before on domestic violence charges and should be kept in jail just for being an all around jerk. I mean just the fact he is smiling like that after being arrested for domestic violence is kind of jerkish. I bet he was thinking,"hey this is going to be all over the internet. Free publicity baby. Ice is back."
You know that is exactly what he was thinking. Whether or not I actually did the crime for which I was charged, I don't think I would be sporting a s**t eating grin like that and know I would never be caught rocking a soul patch. I would be pulling that thing out hair by hair before they took that photo.
In his defense, and it is only the tiniest possible defense. She told the cops she wanted to divorce, and presumably told him as well, but still was going out and buying a new bedroom set. That is kind of just like saying, "you will be moving out soon and I am going to be having other guys in here and don't want to be reminded of you."
It doesn't excuse any pushing or hitting. There is never a good reason to hit a woman if you are a man, even if you are married to Denise Richards, but I get the feeling that maybe she wasn't being completely 100% honest. Not that he doesn't deserve a night in jail just for making us all listen to that crap he put out in the 80's . Geez was it that long ago. God I am old.
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tsk tsk ..
Well, there go our avatars again because the fucking ass hat simply can't restrain himself.
all of madonna's exes are such winners......
Believe it or not, Ent. It was actually the 90s. Early 90s, beginning in 1990, but the 80s don't want the blame for Ice.
Though the phrase, "Stop. Collaborate and listen," is used a lot around here, whenever someone needs attention.
Wasn't "Ice Ice Baby" the single out in '89? I visited the set of his video for "I Love You" at Paisley Park in January of '90 and I remember "Ice" was already a hit then. He came out of his dressing room for 5 minutes, swore nonstop, then stomped back in. He's the poster boy for anger issues. At least the strippers they hired as backup dancers looked like they were having fun.
Hee! I never watched the completed video, so I decided to look it up, and the first Google hit was AOL's "Worst Music Videos Ever."
Hrm, Mooshki, you've got a point. It seems that "Ice Ice Baby" was unofficially released by a DJ in 1989 who played it instead of the actual single, "Play that Funky Music," and slowly spread. However, Ice did not officially release the song until the first week of 1990.
Maybe she bought the bedroom set at IKEA. That would deserve her a few good smackins!!
Oops - I was a year off. The video was in January of '91. It's so hard to remember ancient history.
sheetrock- ya cuz Ice knew he had to put the damn think together with an allen key.
jax-Damn straight he did! The Poor Mutha F#%ka!!
I used to sing this song to my daughter when she was a baby, changing the lyrics to "She's a nice nice baby!"
brendalove, it's better that "yeah, we're goin' to burp city..." that i used to sing to my kids!!
i guess that dates both of us, and explains our kid's weirdnesses, eh?
i was WAY too old for vanilla ice (and embarrassed for HIM, i might add), but he came across okay on the surreal life with tammy faye and the porn dude. okay, that whole season truly WAS the surreal life. what can i say? when you're house bound most of the time, you watch a lot of weird shit.
89, 90, 91-REGARDLESS, this is his first hit in YEARS! lol
sorry i couldn't resist.
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