Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Dont Believe The Hype -Anne Hathaway Still Rocking The Criminal


I don't know what in the hell she sees in him, but the rumors about Anne Hathaway breaking up with her boyfriend are not true. Let me make this clear. He would break up with her, but she would never leave him. I think people ask her and plead with her everyday to break up with the douchebag, but when she tries to leave, he just sucks her back in. She gave up a long time ago trying to leave.

Plus, I think he is really cool with her side activities if you know what I mean and she is okay with his. I will say that I'm not sure of the exact hold he has over her. I don't know if it is a bad boy thing or if there is something more sinister or if he owes her a bunch of money and so she is staying until she has a chance of getting paid.

Just know this. That despite what you may read or even hear from PR people in the next few days, Anne is totally into this guy and isn't leaving. Wish she was, but she isn't.

16 comments:

Mooshki said...

So she plays for both teams, huh? The rumors that he was just a beard didn't make sense given some of the pictures I've seen of them. Girl must have issues.

Mooshki said...

(I mean, issues for staying with a douche, not for being bi. :) )

BlahFrickinBlah said...

well this outs the blind item from the other day. He must have some serious dirt on her for her to hang on to an asshole like him.

Emobacca said...

There is a website called Hot Chicks With Douchebags. These two are a candidate.

jax said...

Anne dear the 'bad press' you'd delusionally receive for coming out is WAY less than the credibilty lost on this dickwad.

we all know you hooked up with Emily Blunt.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

How he holds her.

Marisa said...

wake up and smell the dental dam-

leeeeeeeeeeesbian

sara said...

why does "side activities" automatically mean lesbian?

little miss - I was thinking "how he holds her" too.

JJ said...

Yep, how he holds her. From Lainey

How He Holds Her
Opportunity knocks but the past also drags. She has much to look forward to, and big shoes to fill, but the work is steady and only getting steadier and being attached to highly anticipated projects never hurts either.

Only slight problem… the man in her life isn’t exactly supportive. Part jealousy, part insecurity, and he knows how to hold her, even though she’d much rather, personally and professionally, be rid of the baggage.

Unfortunately he is unscrupulously forcing her to love him by good old fashioned blackmail. Because somehow she found herself in a delicate situation not too long ago and decided not to join the 08/08/08 sweepstakes. When she took care of it without his blessing, he hit the roof, and threatened to go public. She and her management have placated him for now.

But it’s the kind of scandal that would not sit well with the MiniVan Majority.

And so she’s waiting it out. Waiting for the right time to cut him loose, while he keeps pressing to make their commitment more permanent.

Kara said...

I'm slow today. Does that mean she had an abortion?

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

@jj -- that item was what I immediately thought of, too.

Mooshki said...

why does "side activities" automatically mean lesbian?

Sara, it doesn't, but it's "common knowledge" that she swings that way. She also had a fling with Heather Matarazzo.

Big Sur Expedition 2008! said...

Wait so does that mean the kid wasn't his? Or she just didn't want to have *his* child becuase he was hoping to ditch hiim? OR does it mean that she was 'solution oriented' because of the career prospects? So many questions.

I would totally befriend her, she seems chill.

adrian said...

That's a shame--she has such a great
career ahead of her. Even Doogie came out, & no one cared.

Judi said...

Do we know for sure she had these flings... or was she simply photo'ed with people at events and everyone surmised she was schtupping them?

brendalove@gmail.com said...

I do hope a day will come when an alternative sexual preference does not automatically equal low box office.

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