Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Billy Ray Cyrus Gets A Rant


I saw the headlines yesterday but kept telling myself to ignore it and that it would just go away. I didn't need to read about Billy Ray Cyrus and his excuses about Miley Cyrus and the naked photo shoot. I had heard the excuses before. Didn't need to read new ones. I just let it go and kept chanting "serenity now." It worked.

Then today I was flipping through news articles and it just popped up and I couldn't help myself. I read it and just couldn't control the rant although it is in the form of a letter.

Dear Billy Ray,

I noticed when the Vanity Fair scandal first broke that you threw your mom or your mother-in-law under the bus as well as Miley's tutor her publicist and anyone else you could think of to escape blame for you being a neglectful and lying parent.

Instead of just letting the scandal die a natural death with your pu**y comments alongside it, you decided to open your big fat one hit wonder mouth and defend yourself again. Why? Need some attention? Exploiting your child to get the career you couldn't get on your own isn't enough to keep you busy?

You might be able to get away with stupid ass statements with the ass kissing shows on television and no doubt People will have a line of employees prepared to blow you whenever you walk into their offices, but that isn't the way things work here.

I noticed this time you only threw Miley's publicist under the bus. Apparently throwing family under the bus did not lead to good familial relations at home. You also fail to address the proofs which were sent to you in advance of publication. You know proofs? The pictures the magazine sends you in advance so you could pick the ones you want used. Perhaps you just missed the one with your daughter naked. It happens. You were probably just in that post coital daze, or it looks like you are anyway in those other photos you took with your daughter. I'm presuming that is you in the photos.

I guess you could say that you actually took the photo in a separate location, they then had Miley take a photo in a convent and somehow they photoshopped the two of you to look like you just had some kind of intimate moment. But of course that would be a big pile of bulls**t just like your career.

Sincerely,

EL

12 comments:

Canada Chick said...

why won't these people just go away- my dog is more talented than those 2

kris said...

Ent, love the pic you used too...mullet....ha...

jlb said...

This putrid excuse for a parent is as annoying as his stupid song was. I'm waiting for Miley to pull a JL Spears.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

To make matters worse, I think "Miley" or whatever her name is has a younger sibling poised and ready to go.

Harriet Hellfire said...

Woo! Powermullet!

califblondy said...

That picture scared me and to think I used to think he was good-looking.

These parents, (like Dina and Michael), really make me burn. I've got Hannah Montana fans around so I can't diss that homely girl.

adrian said...

He was on CBS yesterday & was asked about the photo of him & Miley--he said it was a father showing his love for a daughter--I'll bet!

Anonymous said...

No matter what you tell the hillbilly family they will always blame someone else. They are the Cyrus LOL

BlahFrickinBlah said...

We all know how this will end. Look at the Lohans and the Spears. I found the pic of him with his daughter a hundred times creepier than the one of her in the sheet. That is just sad when you have to pimp out your kids to compensate for your own failures.

Nature Girl (Kara) said...

Ha! I love reading Ent's letter's to people.

I just wish the letter's could come flying in to Billy Rae (like in Harry Potter) with a voice recording of Ent reading this letter. Emphasising the snark.

Dee Ree said...

That Miley in the sheet picture would have been ultra appalling to me if it weren't for the fact I've seen much worse of kids younger than her on such sites as bebo and myspace.What in the world are their parents thinking? My girls would be grounded for life if they put stuff like that up.

I suppose the real question is why do 11, 12, and 13 year olds think they need to try and be sexy?

I do agree the picture of BRC and Miley together was much creepier than the sheet one.

Grace said...

...and there he is with the mullet. Answers the blind about the bisexual cheating husband above.

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