Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Mario Lopez - Jackass Or Honest?



Mario Lopez was giving an interview about his breakup with the vodka lady. What is her name? Oh yeah Karina Smirnoff and somehow the subject got around to Eva Longoria. Let us set aside for now any dislike I have for the woman or whether or not she and Mario have done the nasty since she got married. For now, that is not what we are talking about. For now, the only thing that matters is that Eva is married and Mario is the guy from next door who likes to peek through the windows late at night.

In the interview, Mario says that for now he has had to "reluctantly settle for being friends with Eva." "I would have liked to have dated her, but now she is married." He also made it clear that if given the chance, he and Eva would be more than friends.

Now, to me this seems like Mario is being the biggest ass on the planet. You know she is married and you were in her wedding. Not as a guest, but actually in it. Eva's husband lets Eva and Mario hang out, presumably because Mario has always said the two are just friends and he has no feelings for Eva. Also because Eva tells Tony what to do, but again, not important for right now.

So now Mario has given this public interview and said, hey if Eva wasn't married I would be all over her. I hate just being friends with her. I wish it were more. Meanwhile they continue to hang out and I guess we are expected to believe he never says these things to Eva while they are hanging out? Knowing what she does and has known, is Eva cheating on Tony when she goes out with Mario? Is Mario a home wrecker just by making these statements?

Put this into your own life. Make Mario someone you thought was just a friend and your significant other was just a friend. The friend at a dinner party says the same comments to everyone that Mario says to the press. What would you do?

18 comments:

Nickola-Lola said...

what a tool

Unknown said...

isnt' mario gay?

Unknown said...

i vote JACKASS and seriously he was voted Hottest bachelor...by kneepads magazine. I don't get it...didn't he cheat on his WIFE to be at his bachelor party ?
Yah classy- i find him skeevy

phaballa said...

I wonder how Mario feels about being on a TV show with JC Chasez, who had the dubious honor of being cheated on by Eva before Tony?

Mikael said...

If these two can't make it then what hope is there for the rest of us?

jax said...

i'd put a damn stop to that freindship pronto if i were tony or tell her to hit the bricks if she disagreed.

jax said...

ps this cheeseball is about 20 year too late for the women who like to date male strippers.
ugh totally gross.

Unknown said...

everytime Slater takes his shirt off in Saved by the Bell (yes I watch it every morning in between GMA & Today Show) I change the channel. Hottest Bachelor my ass. Most Egotistical Douchebag is more like it.

ATP said...

Andrea--I was going to say the same thing about how there's a whole extra level of creepy and two-timing with Mario being on the show with JC, on whom Eva cheated when she started dating Tony.

Based on their values, it seems like Mario and Eva are made for each other.

Maja With a J said...

If I were Tony parker, I would kick Mario squaw in the nuts.

Unknown said...

hmm wonder if she is really pregnant if its Mario's ?

lutefisk said...

this has to be clues to a blind out there.

Anonymous said...

Why is Mario being called Slater?? LOL

He was married to the Dorito girl and that marriage lasted what like a week or 2 I think. He cheated on her I guess she thought she could change his ways with Doritos LOL. If a person really wants to change his/her ways they can do it but if that is what they like than they will not change no matter what.

I thought Mario was gay or bi so I thought Eva was safe with him. Guess not lol. Well with a friend like that you really need a good attorney lol.

what is eight past six? said...

You know, we should be asking Eva if she thinks that comment was jackass. She may not care.

My guess? Mario is a fuck buddy, the #2 man for life - always has been and always will be. Nothing more and nothing less. And he knows it - and equally important, he knows why - but if he had the chance he and Eva would be a couple. Well, get your ____ list game up Mr. Lopez and she MIGHT consider actually dating you instead of relegating you to friend. Walk on the arm of a C-lister? *scoff* Eva marries up, not down.

Funny thing is I mildly like Eva. I am not sure why, I guess because at the end of the day she is no worse than most of the people occupying Hollywood. Plenty of people marrying up for the sake of career/publicity and carrying on affairs. That's small potatoes compared to the other scandals going on behind closed doors.

And we call him Slater because that was his character's name on Saved By the Bell. A.C. (Albert Clifford) Slater.

Ayesha said...

He just wants her because she's cockteasing him. If he had her, he'd be cheating on her.

Amy said...

I thought they talk like they've been friends for 10+ years, why wouldn't they have just dated sometime back in the day? Maybe she really doesn't return his affections...or atleast not anymore so he thought he'd take a public dig? who knows

Judi said...

Yeha, it's not like they met just before she got married. He's had ample time to make his move. Answering Enty's query, I'd cut off all contact, unless... is he saying this because he's still in the closet?

Unknown said...

WTF?! Are they the low-rent JLo and Skeletor? "I'll still love you and fuck you no matter how many guys you marry. We're soulmates." Losers.

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