Monday, June 16, 2008

The Whore Opens Wide Again


I told myself that I wouldn't talk about the Whore aka Kim Kardashian again. She doesn't deserve any attention. The problem is that people continue to watch her show and then believe everything she says and want to live the kind of life she lives. Thanks to Connie though and others who send me excerpts, I just couldn't stop myself today.

When we last checked in with W, she was bitching about her Bentley and other stupid whiny stuff. Today though we see just how ridiculous W's life is.

This is from her website. "We just had a very long press day in France... It started at 8:30 a.m. in the morning and lasted until 5:00 p.m.!

All in all, it was very exciting because we got the awesome opportunity to meet with almost every radio station, television show, newspaper and magazine in the country! They are still in season one of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Isn't that funny!?

I wore a cute yellow Black Halo dress and Guiseppe Zanotti shoes, while Kourtney wore a lilac-colored Michelle Mason dress. Both of our dresses are from DASH!"

So, let me get this straight. 830am to 5pm is a long day? I checked their schedule by the way and they did have a 90 minute lunch and at least three 15 minute breaks over the course of this 8.5 hour day.

Ummm, W. Do you know how many hours most people work each day? I know you don't actually have any workers in your store even though you plug it every chance you get. But, if you did have something worth selling and your stores were open, most of the people in your stores would work an 8 hour day.

I don't even want to guess how many hours the people in the sweatshops are working to make the ugly clothes you are wearing, but I'm guessing it is more than 8.5 and I'm also guessing the last time they had 90 minutes off for lunch was probably when they were being forced to have sex with their supervisor to keep their job. OK, maybe that is too far. They could have had 90 minutes off while they took a bus or walked from one horrible job to another so they could keep their family fed while you fretted about whether or not Reggie is really cheating on you and whether or not you should go ahead and buy another $100,000 car.

Well one thing you need to do is start looking at more recent fashion magazines because everything you are wearing on your site is at least a year old, if not more. Are you shopping at celebrity garage sales for your clothes?

What I want from you W is to just shut up. I don't ever want you to write anything else on your website. You embarrass yourself and you embarrass me when you write because we both happen to live in the same city, state and country. Find a publicist to do your writing and you just concentrate on tricking Reggie into marrying you. You have nothing worth writing about or talking about and even your biggest fans know you are nothing but a gold digging idiot.

Instead of just linking to the 830-5 post, I linked to the entire website and I encourage each one of you to leave as many comments as possible on each of her posts. I know you will have trouble deciding which one you hate most, but give it a shot. I do especially enjoy the one where she tries to convince herself that Reggie isn't cheating on her all the time. She doesn't do a very good job of selling it though. There is no way she is throwing away Reggie. He could f**k half of New Orleans right in front of her and she isn't going to give up that money.

23 comments:

captivagrl said...

boring,whoring bore.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

I love when she asks if you like to window shop [for diamonds] or just, "buy in bulk?" WHO SAYS THAT? No, really. Who says that on a blog that is geared towards "everyday people"? I mean, seriously. This girl is so far up her own ass it's unbelieveable.

SHE SHE said...

She is total trash. Can't stand her. She's famous for getting laid on film and showing her giant ass. Wow...what an accomplishment. Stupid whore.

I'm in a pissy mood - WE ARE FLOODED HERE IN IOWA AND IT SUCKS!

kris said...

I'm in love with you Ent.

Anonymous said...

ent - you win.

Anonymous said...

Another Bimbo with Bimbo remarks.

Anonymous said...

Sheetrock you have the floods here in Texas we have the droughts :(.

merrick said...

She is "THE ASS THAT ATE LOS ANGELES!" or something like that .. but what I am trying to say is that she and her family are a horror show to watch .. all fakes .. both in body and soul ... maybe if we start ignorning them they will disappear ..

SHE SHE said...

Sylvia, if I could send you Texans some water I would! I came here for some giggles and all these celebrity bimbos just agitated me! I should probably avoid the forum til my mood improves! Hope your drought goes away!!!

lutefisk said...

She looks like she must be very hairy.

Joanna said...

sheetrock and Sylvia -
There should totally be a Texas/Iowa water exchange set up in the future. Hahaha.
Stay safe, sheetrock. I have a lot of friends up there, and it sounds insane. xD

SHE SHE said...

Joanna, it is insane. Worse than 1993 which seems impossible. Thanks for your concern.

Anonymous said...

Heat out here is horrible and the humidity is baddddddd.

Can someone do a rain dance haha.

lol@joanna

Lux Luthor said...

Jesus Fucking Christ. On popsicle sticks.

Reese said...

I must really be immune to the stupidity of Kim's commentary because what was even more appalling to me was her horrible sentence structure, curious and inaccurate use of capitalization, atrocious grammar and the need to say "8:30 a.m. in the morning". I guess "redundant" isn't a word Kim understands.

Ayesha said...

Oh, you had to get me started. Now I'm addicted to this trash. And making comments on it is icing on the cake. Damn you, Ent!

Kelsey said...

I can't decide what's more entertaining... her obvious mindless blogging or the even more mindless comments her "fans" leave her.

one such specimen:

June 16, 2008 10:42 AM
sheena says:
hey kim
you look so pretty
i wish i could look half as nice as you
if i could trade places with any one it would definately be YOU


oh so sad.

Judi said...

Donna - LOL! Brilliant!
Enty - gone too far? No, I think you got it right.
Not even going to mention the subject of this post, except to say that I'm glad and still sad that Bobby's not here.

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

This is sort of why I don't blame other countries for flying planes into our buildings.

God bless America. Look what our culture fucking exalts.

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

P.S. I really want the Reese who posts on here to be Reese Witherspoon.

If you ARE the actual Reese, I LOVED you in Freeway!!!

"My dick may not function, but I have not lost my smile."

RagDoll said...

Kelsey:

That "sample" post of yours should be shown to every parent in America. No kid would be left alone with the computer during summer vacation ever again...

Reese said...

Ernestine - Your comment about my name is hilarious! I'm not Ms. Witherspoon, but Reese is my real first name, unlike Ms. Witherspoon's, which is LauraJean (Reese is her middle name).

Sorry to disappoint you!

Unknown said...

Her blogs don't bother me at all. Mainly because I don't read them, I mean, she has money (sorta) and she wants to talk about it... Me'h.

But, what does bother me about her is this...

She looks like a goat. And I REALLY hate having to hear about how hot and sexy she is from various media sources when in fact, she looks entirely too much like a goat. Think about it... If she turned to a camera and bleated loudly you'd think "You know... That makes sense."

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