Thursday, June 19, 2008

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which disgusting celeb sent his people running around town trying to buy, er, "desensitising toilet tissues" only to go mad when they got the wrong ones?

13 comments:

Lisa said...

Crusty McDougherty?

Amber said...

what.. what are desensitizing toilet tissues. IDGI :|

Dead Kennedy said...

Sounds like Petey had a Yenshee Baby.

Junkies don't shit. When a junkie kicks junk, all that accumulated shit comes rushing out at some point in one, big hard bolus, ripping a bloody hole in the junkie's asshole. This is called a Yenshee Baby, and it sounds like Petey had one.

Miss Murphy said...

I'm with amber. I have absolutely no clue what a "desensitizing toilet tissue" is.

captivagrl said...

for roids/tucks...gisgusting celeb = andy dick?

MontanaMarriott said...

I guess they are Hemorrhoidal pads?

captivagrl said...

you can buy the wrong ones?

kitoko said...

Terrence Howard said on Letterman that he uses "adult wet wipes" and makes his women use them too.

d said...

Yenshee Baby. I just learned something new today that I wish I hadn't.

RagDoll said...

Doherty.

eeew. Yenshee Baby. If project D.A.R.E mentioned such a thing to the kiddies, I'm betting the next generation would end the heroin trade altogether.

jax said...

rent trainspotting.

Ayesha said...

jax, I was just thinking about that!

La Pachuquita said...

Mike Myers is a diva and would send someone out for that

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