Thursday, June 19, 2008

Katie Holmes And Mario Lopez Not Swapping Spit In The Shower


One person who will not be on Mario Lopez's holiday list is Katie Holmes. Katie Holmes all by herself has managed to halt production on "A Chorus Line" and thus cause Mario Lopez to lose his job. How did this happen? Well Ms. I can't act, but deserve to be paid the most is getting paid more than anyone else in the cast and would only commit to a very short term contract. I'm assuming she did this either to make sure she could run away quickly if she or the play bombs or if some studio head gets drunk off his ass one night and offers her a film. I would love to see Katie Holmes, Lindsay Lohan and Jennifer Aniston in a film with Jessica Simpson in a cameo, and Mariah Carey as the Fairy Godmother. Just put all the box office disasters in one film and that way the studios could just throw away lots of money on one film and know the rest of their films would be safe for the year.

Anyway, Katie is getting paid such a huge sum that the production needed to find a bigger theatre to help pay for her. Normally her production would just be in a playhouse, but because she is costing such a huge amount they are having to move into a musical theatre because they have more seats. The theatre they got is the theatre that has A Chorus Line. So, bye bye Mario and don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way back to Celebrity Big Brother UK. Oh, or he could go do Dancing With The Stars in Australia with Tara Reid.

Oh, and although I am just mentioning Mario, let's not forget all the other cast members from the show that she is putting out of work also. Have a nice day.

16 comments:

adrian said...

Don't the actors have contracts?

tania said...

Celebrity Big Brother UK? WE don't want him - we have no bloody idea who he is! ;-)

Amber said...

I'd rather see Tom Cruise on Broadway to be honest. In a leotard, prancing about, totally in his element lol

captivagrl said...

throw alba into that fantasy movie

nothingsacred said...

lol wasn't there a bi about celebs having to go down to AUS not too long ago?

Anonymous said...

So is Katie being paid big bucks because she is a great actress or because she is GMD wife?

Tough question to answer LOL.

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bippy said...

are we expecting katie to have a heart?

wanting her step-kids to be alienated from their mother (as creepy as kidman is, she doesn't 'deserve' to have her kids cut out of her life) and calling herself their 'mom' doesn't exactly strike me as kindhearted.

the cruises will do anything to get whatever it is that they want.

beyondseattle said...

I dont feel sorry for Katie holmes at all. She is married for fame and money which makes her a whore but since shes with tom.....also, like bibby said, not a huge fan of kidman, but to say Tom's kids call me mom was just a slap in the face to Nicole. She is probably earning every penny though.

jax said...

fuck kate the robot and fuck tom for wiring her!

Nature Girl (Kara) said...

How in the heck is Katie costing so much if she's, what, 5th on the bill?

Come on! WTF!

I'm sooo curious though about how Katie got into all of this shit and how much she's changed since '05. As soon as Tom came in, she ceased contact with her BFF Meghan from Toledo. Cut her off. She wasn't even invited to the wedding and they were a tag team their entire life.

What is the back story on this?

Ayesha said...

The producers of her show are idiots. Or geniuses.

nature girl, I can tell you what happened: Katie started believing all the hype the Scientos are feeding her. She has been brainwashed. It's just like when drug addicts ditch their old friends for a bunch of drug friends.

Ayesha said...

The producers of her show are idiots. Or geniuses.

nature girl, I can tell you what happened: Katie started believing all the hype the Scientos are feeding her. She has been brainwashed. It's just like when drug addicts ditch their old friends for a bunch of drug friends.

sillyme said...

I just hate Katie Holmes so effing much!!! She's stupid, ugly, talentless, and incredibly boring. And smug.. I hate her smug little smirks.

Sexecution said...

God, she's an snotty POS. Well all we can hope for is a big embarrassing bomb. That of course will never happen, as the CO$ will buy the tickets and sent church members to sit through the plays every night. Perhaps that was the producers plan all along, they make money with a full house no matter what.

His career is over they are making MI4 with a younger actor, Tom just was told and he had the option due to a Parmount contract to produce, and he passed on that too. So he will never be involved with that franchise again.

Let's hope his career is finally over, and he decides that she has to become OTXXIV, and just take creepy classes til she passes away.

BlahFrickinBlah said...

Katie is way creepy now since she hooked up with Tom. His creepy just spilled over her. Now she's tainted. Her look has completely changed and not for the better. Untalented hag. She looks way older than her age and I speculate that she sold her soul to the devil. I can't wait for Tom's kids to write the tell all in the future. You know it's just a matter of time.

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