Friday, October 26, 2007

Four For Friday

#1 This dancer/celebutante who had a certain amount of fame from her dalliance (I always wanted to use that word)with one boyfriend but was primarily passed around from boy bander to boy bander is now making her living as an escort, and not a very expensive one at that.

#2 In what would be the scariest hookup of modern times either gay or straight, the rumors are swirling that this stylist to the stars has hooked up twice in the past week with this equally outrageous decorator to the stars.

#3 This currently single A list film actor was making frantic calls all around town yesterday because when he returned home after being evacuated, he noticed that his DVD collection was gone. Not that big of a deal except that some of the DVD's were made at home, and made when the actor was naked, and made while having sex with men and women, often at the same time. It's not a secret he has the films and so he was calling around to see if someone was playing a joke on him, or if they are going to end up on the internet next week. I'm told that he enjoys touching himself on film also, while singing the theme song from a film he was in. It takes all kinds to make the world.

#4 This rocker married couple could be headed to the lawyers after a screaming match at a store included the words, "why do you always hit me? I'm tired of you beating on me all the time, and one of these times I am going to hit you back." The interesting thing here is that it was the guy who said the words.

74 comments:

Janele said...

#2 - Paves and Trendy?
#4 - The Winehouses??

Reese said...

I had the exact same thoughts Janele!

Trix said...

Wow the first one is hard...maybe Jenna Dewan? Probably not considered a celebutante though :( Paris cant count for this one, naturally, as she was never considered a "dancer" though she took ballet when she was young...

Miss Kaye said...

1. Jenna Dewan...is she a celebutant though?

Trix said...

For some reason the last one I thought of Sting/Trudy but it could easily be the Winehouses. I say "Winehouses" because all know with the gold digging he does, he really should be taking her name instead of keeping his.

WhiteOprah said...

If #2 is Paves & Trendy, I'm glad those two freaks can't reproduce.

#3 If it's Clooney, I'll kill myself.

#4 The Winehouses fight, break up, make up all the time (remember those pix from that huge row a couple months back?). It's almost like the story fits them too well.

judyfutterman said...

No clue for 1-3

Who would call Amy's Blake a
rocker?

#4 Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale - both can be called rockers.

judyfutterman said...

Alos Amy admits to beating on Blake, how would that be a BI?

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Get a Life said...

#1 Carmen Electra
#2 I'll go with the Gay Paves guesses
#3 I like George Clooney...can totally see him touching himself..best laugh I've had all week
#4 Avril Lavine and her rocker hubbie (can't remember his name)

captivagrl said...

#4 avril lavigne/ deryck whibley

captivagrl said...

#2 bobby trendy and some unfortunate creature

MelCon said...

From wiki:

"Timberlake later dated actress-dancer Jenna Dewan (in mid-2002"

I'm still not convinced it's her, but the boy bander/dancer connection is there.

1001 Afternoons In My Recliner said...

#3 Jamie Foxx

M. said...

I like the Jamie Foxx guess but what theme song could he be singing? (Miami Vice? That doesn't really have words...)

Twisted Sister said...

I'm still trying to figure out why an A-lister would be evacuated. (see how bad my memory is, I've already forgotten about Pavarotti)

1001 Afternoons In My Recliner said...

Jamie Foxx: Dreamgirls

DNfromMN said...

I think we may have nailed these already. And I totally think that Ent stole those DVDs when he was moving that guy who live next to vixen. Expect our Entie to be living large off the fat of celebrity porn! (Just kidding :)

Miss X said...

If #4 was Winehouse, it wouldn't be blind. There'd be pics to accompany the story.

I like the Avril Lavigne guess.

#2 I immediately thought of Ken Paves

#1 - don't know, don't really care
#3 - juicy ]:) IDK

Get a Life said...

What single A-list film actor lives in Malibu? I like the Jamie Fox guess, but don't seem him listed anywhere as one of the residents.

captivagrl said...

#3 leonardo dicaprio (theme song from titanic)

tralala said...

#1 - maybe someone from dancing with the stars?

#2 - immediately thought of Ken Paves

#3 - Leo DiCaprio...theme song...make the world...i'm on top of the world!

#4 - the Osbournes? Shanna Moakler/Travis Barker?

Dijea said...

I like Leo for #3 - I remember reading an interview way before Titanic where he commented that he hadn't chosen a designation in regards to sexuality.

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Joshua said...

1. Willa Ford?

DisorderlyMan69 said...

Tom Cruise fucks and sucks penis and takes it up the ass.

captivagrl said...

i should change my user name to HORNYONFRIDAY.I would love to see leo naked, touching himself, and doing a variety of people (he doesn't have to sing) of course i'd pay triple to see joaquin....

Jenny said...

Here's a list of men that evacuated:
Bill, Murray, Nick Nolte, Mel Brooks, Howie Mandel, Ryan O'Neal, Jeff Bridges, David Arquette, Tom Hanks, David Geffen, Jeffrey Katzenberg, Mel Gibson and Rob Reiner.

Can find any others....

Bebedog said...

# 3 is Clooney. The song is I am a Man of Constant Sorrow from O Brother. Sweet! That makes me laugh.

Josh_the_K said...

The first one is probably Willa Ford. She was on "Dancing with the Stars" and previously dated Nick Carter of the Backstreet Boys.

eileen said...

From that list, I would say Bill Murray singing the theme from Ghostbusters.

nickkie said...

the first thing that popped in my head for #2 was bobby trendy & rachel zoe. truly horrifying.

but I like the paves/trendy guesses.

pebbles said...

josh_the_k: Willa Ford married Mike Modano of the Dallas Stars a few months ago, so I'm not sure it's her.

nickkie said...

the first thing that popped in my head for #2 was bobby trendy & rachel zoe. truly horrifying.

but I like the paves/trendy guesses.

dori_thompson said...

Jenna Dewan for sure! Slut!

Kim said...

Pretty sure Sean Penn evacuated, are him and Robin still married?

Calla said...

I thought Sean Penn lived in the Bay area?!?

MinMN said...

I read that Jim Carrey and Val Kilmer were also evacuated.

WhiteOprah said...

Howie Mandell lives in Calabasas, not close enough to the fire to be evacuated, so he shouldn't have been on that list (reporters were probably working off an old star map!), plus he's married to a really nice lady and has a regular life.

I vote for Mel Brooks singing "High Anxiety" LOL!

Kory said...

For #2, I immediately thought Carson Kressley & Bobby Trendy because the thought made me shutter.

Pinky said...

KORY!!! I know it's beer fairy Friday and all, but the CDANCONers are going to the CC mall - you want to join us? Food court. I'll be there around 6pm, and I can give you a ride home.

Beth said...

For #3 everybody, Clooney does not have a Malibu pad, so sorry guys, it is not him. He wasn't evacuated. Not to mention he's not currently single.

Sean Penn lost a trailer on some property in Malibu, but he's married to Robin still.

For the #2 guesses - Ken Paves?? Read the item. He's a HAIRDRESSER to the stars. This says STYLIST and DECORATOR. If it was Paves, he'd have said hairdresser. I immediately thought Rachel Zoe for the stylist, I'm still debating on the decorator. Even though I like kory's Carson/Bobby guess.

kari said...

Beth - I kept thinking the same thing as I read the guesses. NOT a hairstylist, so . . . not Paves. Definitely Bobby Trendy for the decorator. Who's the bald stylist guy who always wears sunglasses on his head, and used to host Fashion Police with Debbie Mattenopolis?

Fabiola Thing said...

I vote for Mel Brooks singing "Springtime for Hitler"

Harriet Hellfire said...

The thought of DiCaprio singing "My Heart Will Go On" whilst stroking himself is just too humorous for me to take. I laughed so har I actually cried a little. Bill Murray singing the Ghostbusters theme and jerking it would also be really funny, but the thing is, you can kind of see it happening. Leo is just...SO SERIOUS.

My guess for the rocker couple is Lavigne/Whibley. Not that either of them is a "rocker" by any stretch of the imagination, but again, I can just SEE it. Avril thinking it's OK to hit him because she's a girl. And by "girl", I mean "douchebag".

venusnaturalis said...

QUOTE:
nickkie said...
the first thing that popped in my head for #2 was bobby trendy & rachel zoe. truly horrifying.



That is who I thought too! But I can't imagine Rachel having the energy to have sex.

Kris said...

#2 Bobby Trendy and Philip Bloch

#3 If it's Bill Murry he's singing that ditty from Stripes - boom chugga lugga lugga.... I want it to be Cusack though ;)

captivagrl said...

i still stay with my original guess earlier,LEO. my husband said...what about matthew mcconaughey? were the trailors evacuated? and, is he considered a true "A" lister these days?(WHAT SONG)???...set him straight

DisorderlyMan69 said...

Tom Cruise slamming the buick door while singing the theme from "top Gun."

Twisted Sister said...

Beth, I don't think it's Clooney either, but to say he's not currently single is incorrect. Single means not married; it doesn't mean not dating.

Rebecca said...

Kari... the bald guy is Robert Verdi

Miss X said...

Twisted Sister, it seems that Enty usually tells us if the person has a GF or BF. I think Single means not seeing anyone in particular.

Perhaps Ent will give us a definition?

DisorderlyMan69 said...

Tom Cruise jerks off on a mirror singing the theme from "Top Gun" and imagining Val Kilmer fucking him up the asshole.

Gavin Rossdale fucks trannies that look like Gwen Stefani. Kingston is NOT his son.

The married rocker couple is Paul McCartney and his one legged bitch.

daniel said...

Disorderly, you are all class sir, all class.

j richards said...

I like the Leo guess to, and of course he's singing the Titanic song but with a slight lyric change: My Hard-on Will Go On!"

acetomato777 said...

Wanna see something really scary?

For no explicable reason, I thought of Mike Myers for #3.

Wayne's World . . . yikes

mngddess said...

#3 - Please, God, not Clooney. Oh, and he doesn't live in the evacuated areas, AND according to Enty's past descriptions; altough he is single, he's in a relationship (with his GRANDAUGHTER - ahem, sorry). When Enty says single I'm sure he means alone.

I also think a big clue is, "It takes all kinds to make the world."....

I'm thinking Leo as he was in that relationship for a long time with Gisele. BUT, now supposedly he's in another relationship with Bar Rafeli, another model.

#2 And Bobby Trendy is plain, flat out repulsive. Yecch.

#4 Isn't that what rocker married couples do?? Beat on each other?

didi_3434 said...

#2 is so totally Bobby Trendy (decorator) and Daniel DiCriscio (stylist). They both worked for Anna Nicole Smith and were supposedly "battling it out" in the tabloids then had a super creepy on camera reconciliation. And they're both famewhore trainwrecks.

Marco D. Minpin said...

whiteoprah...

FYI -- in addition to calabasas, howie also has a place in malibu

(used to work with the guy)

kellysirkus said...

Leo is NOT in a relationship with Bar.
She's with Kelly Slater now. The GO-TO guy for all post-break-up hook-ups.

Kingston is not Gavin's???? R U kidding?
that kid is a clone of Rossdale

I have to admit, my first thought was Rachel zoe, as well, but I wasn't thinking Bobby Trendy. If it's Rachel, I think she's hooking up for DRUGS not SEX.

trashtalker said...

AceT -- That's the first thing I thought, too! But I think Mike is in Canada with his umbrella holder. Don't even know if he has a home in the evac zone.

I agree with mngddess that the last line of #3 is the clue. (That's why I thought of "Wayne's World.")

"Theme song" makes me think of a comic-book movie.

JoAnn said...

I think it's Paves and Doug Wilson for #2.

TomTyler said...

Another site has already posted Ken Paves and Bobby Trendy as the answer for #2.

Stacy said...

#3 Jamie Fox singing a song from Ray or that song /video he did in Any Given Sunday.

#4 Avril and the Sum 41 dude.

Virgo74 said...

I think #1 is Jenna , #2 Ken Paves but I am not sure who else, #3 Def Jaimie Foxx, freak, #4 Amy Winehouse and Blake

redgurl72 said...

To the idiot that posted Kingston is not Gavin's son -moron! He's a freaking minature of the guy.
We all read the blind items here so we don't need you rehashing them and making them sound like it's your information and you know it as fact.
Your description of Heather Mills makes it obvious you're a waste of space. Dick.

Bryn said...

#2 - Bobby Trendy and Andre Leon Talley.

Peek Freans said...

The celebuwhore is Paris Hilton (oh please, oh please!)

Southern Innominate said...

#1 is Kim Kardashian I think.
#2 Zoe and Trendy
#3 ?
#4 Lavigne and Whidbey.

N said...

if it wasn't for the single clue I would of gone Mel Gibson for #3 and then I would of been deported from Australia!

ehinckle02 said...

not that it matters, but Rachel Zoe is actually married and I don't see a gay man doing her

schneefloeckli said...

#3 Would Pierce Brosnan be considered A-list? And which James Bond song could it be? ;)

Angie said...

Orlando Bloom was my first thought for #3--"world" referring to Pirates 3 "At World's End," but does he have a place in Malibu?

CC in DC said...

actually, "it takes all kinds to make the world" is the title for a roger miller song. the lyrics are pretty appropriate to the home burning situation... SO maybe Enty is just being cute?

BTW, love the site this is my first time posting.