Wednesday, October 24, 2007

I Laughed And Laughed And Laughed

All of these photos crack me up. They should crack you up, but also worry you as well. First, if you are a Jake fan, you need to send him an e-mail and tell him to lay off the pasta and start working out with Austin again. There were no photos of the couple at all, then the film starts tanking, and lo and behold they are walking down the street as a couple. It is also funny to note that these photos, although taken in Rome didn't show up until AFTER the pair were spotted well over a day later in LAX holding hands. The reason for that was the publicist who set this up, wanted the story to be they fell in love in romantic Rome, not in the jet way of an airplane. Do you honestly believe that Reese would ever show this kind of affection in public? It is expected affection, not real affection.
The toothpick is a nice manly touch and also shows Jake wasn't planning on kissing Reese. I also know that Reese is the kind of person who would make you take the damn thing out in public if you were really her boyfriend. Look at their hands. Who the hell holds hands like that. He's grabbing her like she's going to run away, and judging by the veins bulging in her arms, she's thinking about it.
Like they could give a big crap about what they are looking at. Seriously, you should be rolling on your floor at work right now, wondering why the hell you stopped wearing Depends.
Jake looks much more fascinated by the size of the c**k on the statue than with Reese. I don't care if someone is gay or straight and you know my views on outing. What I do care about is the fact that IF Jake is gay, that it becomes necessary for him to create a relationship in this day and age because audiences won't believe him as a straight leading man if he came out gay. You are either a good enough actor or you aren't and it shouldn't matter what your orientation is. When you watch How I Met Your Mother or Harold and Kumar, there is no way you are thinking of Neil Patrick Harris as gay, because he is a good enough actor you believe him as the straight characters he portrays.

32 comments:

Reese said...

The toothpick struck me as extremely Freudian.

You can do so much better than Ms. Witherspoon Enty! Forget that little publicity whore and move on!

jax said...

Agreed on NPH but i gotta say TR Night is forever gay to me now. But then I thought he was gay b4 too.

Kaitlin said...

Rupert Everett is very openly gay as well, yet it would never occur to you watching him play a straight character. I completely agree, EL.

Anonymous said...

True what you say about Neil Patrick Harris. I was surprise to hear when he first came out that he is gay but his portrail of being a straight guy is good that you forget his orientation. I think he is a hilarious he makes the show what it is LOL.

califblondy said...

If straight guys portray a gay character, they get an Academy Award.

Jeez, who cares already? I don't care if Jake is gay, straight, or bi, what bugs me is Reese. Honestly, isn't she better than this? If she's this desperate for press, I'd rather see her holding hands with Angelina Jolie. (Sorry Brad).

Brenda22 said...

The toothpick is kinda ironic, no? Toothy Tile has a toothpick in his mouth. Maybe he's trying to send a message.
If you don't know what I mean by Toothy Tile, check out Ted Casablanca's blind vice on Eonline.

Uber*nought said...

I agree Ent. It should not matter that a person is gay if they are in straight movies but sadly it seems to.

I feel sorry for anyone who feels forced to beard up to "save" their career. It's just tragic really. People should be more accepting. If I go to work I am not expected to take it home with me, so why should actors have to?

It seems they often have to act offscreen as well as on it.

Twisted Sister said...

Reese said...

The toothpick struck me as extremely Freudian.

You can do so much better than Ms. Witherspoon Enty! Forget that little publicity whore and move on!
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LMAO! Reese?? How is it you came to pick your handle here? Just wondering.

Uber*nought said...

Old Toothpick's been on the Sprinkles cupcakes too. I spies me a belly bouncer right there! ;)

ooh squishy. Nice!

Fabiola Thing said...

...there is no way you are thinking of Neil Patrick Harris as gay, because he is a good enough actor you believe him as the straight characters he portrays.
--------------------
While this may be true can you
name one openly gay actor who plays the male lead in a romantic comedy?
Don't you think that that being openly gay restricts the number and types of roles you get as an actor?

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Anonymous said...

My guess is that this was a contractual obligation, and that's why everything looks forced. But honestly, the script to that movie was horrible. And how the hell were they supposed to have met WHEN THEY DON"T HAVE ANY SCENES TOGETHER!!!!! argh. I want a location schedule for that one... not a single line exchanged between the two of them. He's in Morocco the whole time with her naked husband tied to a chair, and she's in Chicago and D.C.

P.S. movie's long and boring. skipit.

Twisted Sister said...

Fabiola, you're right about that. In fact I've read articles where Rupert Everett has said he's not happy with the result of his being so honest about being gay. He's actually being told that he can't get the part for specific roles because nobody will believe he's the romantic lead since everyone knows he's gay. It's really stifled his career. I don't blame anyone for staying in the closet in Hollywood.

Metome said...

Oh please EL, like you haven't made fun and outed Jake a milion times before. Mentioned him in a Wentworth Miller item, mocked him and Reese before, made fun of how he looked in pictures. Give me a fucking break you hypocrite. Yeah you sit there pretending to be a "lawyer" so horrified that Jake is playing a game. What about you posting all of Ted Casablanca's Toothy Tile BI. Yeah like that isn't a game. Get over yourself and stop acting superior when you aren't. Don't care if Jake is gay, bi or straight but this picking on him as if he is the only supposedly gay closet case in Hollywood is disgusting. You only hide behind your "gossip".

Metome said...

DNfromMN, both Jake and Reese have said they have known each other for years. And you may have found the movie long and boring but I thought it was very well done. To each his own.

GammaGirl said...

I fall into the category of people who adore Jake regardless of his sexuality.
I don't buy them as a couple, but its fun to watch this media spectacle unfold.

Reese said...

Twisted: I use my real name on this site. Prior to Ms. Witherspoon's star power I used to be frequently asked if I was a member of the Hershey family and was named for the candy. Nope, my real name, and it has been in my family for many generations.

It is actually Ms. Witherspoon's middle name; her first name is Laurajean.

kellysirkus said...

I love the one where Jake is looking off nervously biting his nails.
"Oh, God, I hope my b/f doesn't see these. He's probably screwing that hot trainer at the gym right now."

Amazing how desparate these stars become just to sell a damned movie ticket.

Twisted Sister said...

Reese, thanks for the heads up. And to think I always figured you were a RW fan and used her name!! It's true what they say about ASSuming, eh?


Okay, lame joke my 7 year old neighbor told me:

7 year old:
Did you hear the bad news? That actress Reese killed herself!

Me:
Witherspoon?

7 year old:
No. With her knife.


Remember he's 7....lol.

jax said...

Fabiola- Lance Bass ..On the Line.

jax said...

Wow maybe its just METOME but someone needs anger management.

Jake is gay-get over it. And if we choose to point and laugh at his sham of a 'relationship' then so be it. Sham away!

brendalove@gmail.com said...

The only thing that really concerns me is that there are STILL people writing in to Ted C that haven't figured out who Toothy Tile is.

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure why Reese would need to participate in a sham relationship. I do feel that the reason that they are being open now is that her divorce just became final. As a divorced mother I can appreciate a sensibility that keeps relationships from overlapping if only for the sake of the children. Reese strikes me as the type of person with a traditional view of such things.

Twisted Sister said...

Brenda, how about those who argue that it's not JG? Shouldn't there be some sort of patch or twelve step program for them, or do they need to get out denial before those things are effective?

Nicole said...

he's probably her best gay and they are just out and about shopping and stuff.


I don't see anything more than just friends here.

Metome said...

Jax, just because someone has a differing opinon doesn't mean they need anger management. Gay or not, Jake has been nothing but gay supportive, did BBM when a lot of actors wouldn't. He has never sued anyone over all the gay rumors or the TT BI. And yet everyone thinks it's okay to make fun of him based on what? Do have definite proof of anything? Yes he could be gay, but he could be bisexual or despite everything he could be straight. I think he is one guy who has not done anything to deserve the crap you give out.

sarah said...

I think as long as A listers feel they have to take pixs like this to keep a movie going, there's a problem.

Town Bike said...

I know I'm in the minority, but I'm still not convinced Jake is gay.

And I think pretty much EVERYONE in Hollywood is gay.

Production Girl said...

Quote from ENT,
There were no photos of the couple at all, then the film starts tanking, and lo and behold they are walking down the street as a couple. It is also funny to note that these photos, although taken in Rome didn't show up until AFTER the pair were spotted well over a day later in LAX holding hands.


I felt the same way when I first saw these pictures.

captivagrl said...

i agree, i still think niles was crazy about dafney. but, for some reason it doesn't work as well for the ladies.

captivagrl said...

i agree, i still think niles was crazy about dafney. but, for some reason it doesn't work as well for the ladies.

Cdoggray5 said...

longtime lurker

personally i think he's gay. the pictures with Jake and Austin have a much more natural feel.

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