Sunday, January 01, 2012

Blind Items Revealed

October 10, 2011

This former A list female singer and now still a great singer, but more of a hot disheveled mess with lots of money to burn would be a more accurate description. Our singer has been partying a lot. She knows she parties and she knows she has way too much drink many nights of the week. Since her significant other is not any better about partying and can't trust him to save her if she starts to die during the night, she has a baby monitor that she takes with her wherever she goes. One goes in her room and one goes in the room of her bodyguard. Always. She leaves them on 24 hours a day just in case she forgets to turn it on before she goes to sleep. So, the various bodyguards that have come into her life the past six months or so have heard everything from the craziest loudest fights to the craziest loudest sex, to the craziest loudest snoring from a woman that has ever been heard.


Christina Aguilera

25 comments:

mynerva said...

On one level this is hilarious, but on another level it's very sad. Her poor kid.

Rita said...

Small package, packs a lot of punch.

gee-gee said...

To the surprise of absolutely no one...


Get it together Xtina.

Me said...

so she knows her situation is tht dangerus, andher solution is a baby monitor? where is her son these days, anyone heard or seen him since the split?

RenoBlondee said...

We all knew this one too.
That's just plain scary that she's that much of a drunk, yikes! Hope she gets straightened out.

mynerva said...

She stayed in a hotel here in Ireland a few years back and other guests ended up complaining to the manager about the loud sex going on all night in her room. That was with her husband.

Layna Day said...

Not a surprised, but good heavens. Hand the kid over to the ex and get into rehab STAT!

parissucksliterally said...

Sad for Max. She is such a mess.

Sadie said...

Such a terrible waste of true talent. She held it together for years and is only now falling apart. I don't get it. One would think she'd want to set a better example for her son that her father did for her!

mngddess said...

Wow. These reveals are somethign else! It's sad to see Xtina's career go down the tubes the way it has.

Debutante said...

Is it only alcohol consumption or other stuff too ??

pomme said...

if it's true, i ask what her ex-husband thinks because she has her kid with her!

LeeLee said...

Sad, she's got all the opportunities in the world and is wasting them away.

.robert said...

All you need to listen in is a directional antenna and a decent, unlocked scanner. 5 years in prison if you get caught in my State though.

Savannah said...

Sad for the child.

Texshan said...

If I were Jordan Bratman, I would sue for custody. No one with her lifestyle and issues needs to be around a kid.

artemis said...

Opiates and alcohol are dangerous together. Gasping for air and snoring are common when nodding out on pills/opiates.
The baby monitor is smart in a twisted way.
Get off the junk xtina, the bloat is looking busted.

Violet said...

I sincerely hope her ex has primary custody of the kid and Xtina is not allowed to spend unsupervised time with her son.

califblondy said...

Maybe she can hook up with a stylist in rehab and kill two birds.

Cook said...

What a slob.

Krissie said...

I think it's weird as hell that she didn't turn into this bloated drunken mess until way after she got married and had a kid. Especially since she was in show biz as a teenager and surrounded by a huge party scene. You'd think she would have had all her drunken clubbing fun back then.

Rita said...

@califblondy lol! Touché!

Unknown said...

Hope her ex has Max. Truly a talented singer, hope she can find better ways to help herself, like rehab. Cadence

Sylvia said...

Was she already like this before the divorce or did she get like this after the divorce???

Mr. Britta said...

Xtina was crazy out of touch back when she was A list. I heard about the El Coyote Incident first hand.