Wednesday, January 04, 2012

David Beckham Shows Off His Package Again


It is that time of the year. You move the scale under the bathroom sink so you don't have to stare at it and know you did bad. Credit card statements are coming in the mail and you spend half your morning debating with yourself whether that gift basket that was sent to the office before the holidays has some kind of expiration or if you can safely eat that smoked sausage and if anyone found where you stashed the chocolate so you could have it for yourself, but let it be known that the receptionist who said something bad about your hair one day was the one who was selfish and did not share. Also just like clockwork, David Beckham sticks his package in our faces as he models for a new underwear campaign. Each year his package gets larger and larger. At this rate, in about five years he will be competing with ridickulous for jobs on the stripping circuit.



30 comments:

Doc Girl said...

I need to see the older images to compare... :)

ItsAJ said...

Imagine if you were his kids, going to school...
You'd be mortified!

Hot pics all the same ;)

Seachica said...

Lol doc girl. Me too!

The last photo looks like he has a book in his pants. No package should look that flat and rectangular.

Sleeve tattoos are so fugly. Ugh.

Patty said...

Maybe the pants are just getting tighter?

brendalove@gmail.com said...

That reminds me, I have some cucumbers in the refrigerator that I need use up.

EmEyeKay said...

@Seachica, right, it DOES look weird. But saying "a book" made me LOL.

He's... handsome. *Makes weird growling sound that probably does NOT sound sexy in the least*

strawberrygirl said...

@seachica
I know, right? The last one was so odd looking..

Anonymous said...

to the left .. to the left

BigMama said...

*sigh*

Tempestuous Grape said...

Totally grosses me out. I abhor those underwear.

txtommom said...

Thank you Enty! More Becks please.

figgy said...

He looks like an idiot. I hate the idea that grimacing is supposed to look sexier than smiling.

Yeah you, Beckham, in your bad-ass tats and bouffant bangs.

HannahPalindrome said...

Sexy!

He should never open his mouth!
His voice turns me off but his body/face...yum

Anonymous said...

hahahah - that last picture looks like a sling in his underpants !! I can't stop giggling !
Probably would stop laughing if he pulled those down for me, though !!
Ooh !

Jennifer H. said...

LOL! Is that a BIble in your pants or are you happy to see me?

BigMama said...

I had an ex husband who looked like his package in the last one, if that is any indication than he is one well endowed dude. Hopefully he isn't as big of a douche as my ex though.

mikey said...

Beat me to it BigMama! Nice stuff hiding under that underwear.

That man should never speak, just walk around in his underwear and be available on command.

MISCH said...

Far from his best....very far.

Sherry said...

There is just nothing I can add to this string that would be even remotely as funny as all of you. Although Posh did say it resembled a "lorry pipe".

And Jennifer, if it were would you get on your knees and pray?

Pookie said...

i love beckham, but i love h&m even more...so if they want to give me pretty pics of pretty DB in pretty underwear, who am i to complain...altho, yes...that ps-ing is downright funny, especially on that last pic. hee.

figgy said...

Not sure why, but I honestly find my husband and his 38" waist to be MUCH more attractive than guys with 6-packs. Just thinkin' out loud here.

RocketQueen said...

What I can't get over is that perfectly trimmed (shaved?) treasure trail leading from his belly button to the shorts. Come ON. It looks like the landing strip I get from my waxer.

Anonymous said...

Sherry said:
And Jennifer, if it were would you get on your knees and pray?

That was funny!

That man is hot.

Seachica said...

RQ - LOL So true!

The Black Cat said...

I haven't heard of him cheating lately but he was pretty bad several years ago, I felt sorry for Posh and wondered why she put up with it.

Dani said...

I will take Beckham pics everyday. On second thought, just give me Beckham. Inked-up sleeves and all. That man is hotter than ghost chiles.

Jessie said...

Ah haha! Seachica you are spot on with the book.

ardleighstreet said...

Well if he ever falls on hard times (cough**cough) ...he can always be a SEARS underwear model.

mooshki said...

I don't know, Adrleigh. Thanks to the failure of the Kartrashian line (hee!), his career may actually last longer than Sears does. I sure hope Sears fired whoever came up with that bright idea. Their clothes are shiteously ugly.

Lelaina Pierce said...

Definitely not complaining.....but what is with all the grimaces?

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