Thursday, January 05, 2012

Random Photos Part Three

It is that time of the year and with my diet, I am going to have to keep myself to just one box. Probably will not be the new flavor which is lemon. I need to go with Samoas.
Speaking of Scouts, this is Kate Middleton when she was a Brownie.
Alex Rodriguez and his new girlfriend.
Ashley Tisdale pumping gas.
Seraphina is wearing a t-shirt with a photo of her dad, Ben Affleck. Funnier would have been a photo of Matt Damon. Funniest would have been Jennifer wearing a shirt with a photo of Matt with that said, I f**ked Matt Damon.
Brandi Glanville and her still husband eating pizza.
Britney Spears spent all day getting ready for this Twitter photo. Seriously. Like 4 hours.
So who would you rather?
While you decide, here is Daniel Craig and his wife Rachel Weisz in Madrid.

75 comments:

Rita said...

For those who don't remember the "I'm f-cking Matt Damon" video, here is a link - an absolute piker-upper on a slumpy afternoon:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqLA7dYyIeQ

J.R. Clark said...

Marry/Fuck/Kill

Sadie said...

I would rather Matt Damon in a friggin HEARTBEAT! No clue as to why, but I've lusted after him since I saw him in Good Will Hunting.

GS Cookies don't go on sale here for several more weeks. Also, new flavors there, are not necessarily going to be new flavors here.

Keep up on the diet Enty! I know your doing a great job 5 days in!

Layna Day said...

I would MARRY George. Because I think he would treat me pretty well.

I would SCREW Daniel. Because he's into women.

Sorry, Matt, but DIE you must.

Rita said...

Oh, and I would rather Matt Damon. anytime, any day, behind the bar, in the bathroom against the wall!

Sherry said...

Rita: Thanks for the reminder. I loved that video and it was the only time I found Sarah remotely funny! But yeah, Matt any day!

libby said...

I'm an EXTREMELY casual dresser who never irons---but I just wouldn't wear that white sweater dress with the huge pull /hole in it like Ashley T. It's there right? I'm not imagining things?

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

I'll take Clooney.

Christine said...

I'll take Craig.

Vicki Cupper said...

Anybody else think that picture of Rachel Weisz look, uh, off?

Brit-Brit must have 5 pairs of Spanx on.

Rita said...

I'll kill A-Rod.

amazonblue said...

When did Britney get bigger boobs?

What's with the Matt Damon must die comments? I seem to be missing something.

Definitely Daniel Craig.

flip said...

Saw Rachel W. in the Bloomingdale's in Soho shopping for shoes. She is tall and was very thin (if I had to guess I would put her at 5'8" and 115), but here she looks even thinner -- someone really needs to tell producers that when a face looks so big in proportion to a body that it is an unattractive look to the movie going population. Ugh, she could be playing a starving war refugee.

Fawn Neun said...

Matt Damon, of course.

George Clooney is boring, Daniel Craig is creepy.

Matt Damon is a sweetie.

Maja. With a J. said...

Britney's boobs look ENORMOUS in that photo...she looks pretty happy though, for once!

BigMama said...

I personally would like a test run on all three before I decide. Kinda like test driving a car, but with more heavy breathing and less paper on the seats. Never mind, a few of them I would probably still want the paper on the seats...and a booster shot.

Feisty said...

I'm starting to think you know Britney personally Enty :) She looks great, but a little sad.

I'd marry Damon, he seems awesome and devoted to his family, screw Daniel, because he's hot and cranky, which I like, and that leaves George for dead. Sorry George, you've gotten to weird for me.

Lissette said...

Hmmm...blind reveal???? Rachel & Daniel????

Seachica said...

Marry - George clooney, because we would have a fun life traveling from country to country, and I don't want kids either

Fuck - Daniel Craig, because he seems like he would be hot in bed. And I am afraid that Matt Damon is the answer for the blind about a guy who sleeps with a different woman in every country.

Kill - Matt Damon. But really, I'd rather just have all three of them in one glorious evening.

Seachica said...

That Britney photo looks overdone. Her boobs are big (which could be an optical illusion from wearing a style of sweater that always creates a uniboob in bigger women). But her waist is too tiny -- I don't think hers is quite that curvy. And her face looks a bit plasticky.

Kimberly said...

Matt hands down. Love..but where is sexy Collin Farrell? How about a collin/matt sandwitch

Seachica said...

Lol bigmama

Del Riser said...

Okay @Rita, we'll both kill A-Rod, then do and I mean "do" Matt. or maybe the other way around so as not to be all yucky.

Sylvia said...

Rita, thanks for the link that was so funny. I have seen it several times.

The one with Ben Affleck is also funny but the Matt video is way funnier hahaha.

Wonder who is the new 3rd party for Alex R. and his new gf...

Seraphina is cute. I guess that's the only time she gets to see her daddy lol

Brandi is ridiculous..

Britney looks weird in that pic...

Daniel Craig would be the one I rather lol...

Everytime I see a couple a little away from each other to me it indicates divorce/break-up lol...

MonstersInc said...

Did Ashley actually PAY MONEY for that big hole in her dress? I can never tell if these things are by accident or part of the design.

Britney's boobs are MASSIVE :O

MacVixen said...

Minus the hole, I seriously covet Ashley's dress. super cute!

marry damon - seems like a good family man

fuck clooney - seems like a good time boy

kill craig - he bores the hell out of me.

chopchop said...

Does Britney have an OPI display case ... in her house?

GSDlover said...

I like Ashleys dress.

Marry Matt
Fuck Daniel
Kill George

RJ said...

Clooney for the Fuck and the Marry. Craig - Kill. Damon could watch me do all of the above.

califblondy said...

ChopChop I noted the OPI too and thought she was showing off a manicure from the salon.

I gotta go with Clooney, but Matt could sing to me anytime. I loved him singing "Let's Hear It For the Boy" on Will & Grace.

Selock said...

I'd rather Matt Damon, anytime!

LOVE the Kate Middleton pic.

And why so much Ashley Tisdale lately? I don't get it.

Selock said...

Oh wait, it's M/F/K?

Marry Matt. Fuck Daniel. Kill George. Easy!

ecua said...

I would do anything with Matt Damon because he's the only one in that lineup that isn't a raging douche.

HannahPalindrome said...

Fuck Craig
Marry Clooney
Kill Damon

Selock said...

Matt Damon seems like a great family man, but it's how he's becoming quite the pro-teacher ed reform activist these days which put him over the top for me after I saw him at a rally in DC last summer. Unf all day.

msgirl said...

Marry Matt after fucking him, the other 2 can die.

But I need to see some Idris Elba. I just finished a marathon of The Wire (OMG!) and he is one beautiful man.

weezy said...

Looks like most of Brit's prep time was spent squeezing into two, maybe three Spanx.

EmEyeKay said...

I was a brownie! They don't exist anymore, right?

I've never understood the fascination with A-Rod.

Don't understand Ashley's dress, someone else already asked my question.

Britney's boobs look monstrous.

Fuck Craig
Marry Clooney
Kill Damon

Rachel does look odd, different. The neckline on her dress makes her proportions seem off.

feraltart said...

My preference is Daniel Craig. I would like to find out how much stamina he has!

Lelaina Pierce said...

No Girl Scouts for me this year.

Love the Seraphina caption. HA!

Let's let Britney get her big hair on and show off her ring. Y'all.

Matt Damon, please. You ladies can have all the Daniel Craig you want.

Jessie said...

I really like Tisdale's dress. If the run is there on purpose I think it's a cool design feature juxtaposing itself with the preppy knit.

Laura said...

let's see...eeny meeny miney mo...

I'd rig it so Daniel Craig was the first one out...then keep both George and Matt!! Yum.

RenoBlondee said...

Fuck Daniel, Marry George, Kill Matt.

RenoBlondee said...

Wait, no, I'm wrong. Marry Matt, Kill George.

Lori said...

is A-Rod's new gf chelsea handler? sure looks like her in that pic...

Ms Cool said...

Did anyone really need to ask? Easy. Daniel Craig. Hug, that is. Maybe a kiss. My husband would probably be cool with it.

RocketQueen said...

After reading a recent article about how in love with his wife and family he is, I'd go with marrying Matt. Gotta fuck Craig (um hello, he's BOND) and I guess I'd have to kill George.

Agree Rachel is looking kind of lollipop-headed.

I'm wearing a sweater dress right now and it will be the last one I ever buy. It keeps getting caught on shit and my cats LOVE to sink their claws into it.

I totally thought the chick with ARod was Biel!!

nunaurbiz said...

My honey has given me a pass on George Clooney, and he's my choice. I'd have a dilemma if Gerry Butler or Aaron Eckhart were in the equation, but fortunately I just have to decide on the three so it's Clooney all the way (but not to marry).

mngddess said...

This warrants seerious consideration. Ideally, I would marry Clooney (no pre-nup), as long as he let me fu@k Daniel Craig (dressed as Bond) during the marriage. And I couldn't bear to kill Matt Damon, so I would fake his death and put him the witness protection program. Eventually I would get tired of Georgie-poo, so one day I might find him slumped on the floor in a tragic accident (ahem), and ten I would find Matt Damon and marry. I'd still have Danny-boy on the side.

Too much?

Sunnyhorse said...

Libby, yes! I was squinting at the screen, trying to figure out WTF was up with the dress. Sloppy.

I don't really want to contemplate a KFM with those three -- they're all intelligent and incredibly hot -- but mngddes, you talk a smart game. :)

Mooshki said...

I miss my bicycle. Winter sucks.

Daniel "Politicians are Sh*theads [and] Kardashians are F*cking Idiots" Craig. Every time.

"I'm starting to think you know Britney personally Enty..."

He does. (Did?) He mentioned it back in the early days of the blog. (Aha! finally some proof for the skeptics that yes, it really is the same guy who's been blogging since the beginning! Not that they'll ever believe.)

Debutante said...

Gotta be loyal and take George Clooney. Have loved him for years & years.

God, he is STILL hot ! And not gay, in my humble opinion. Thank you.

Samiq said...

I read this blog every day because it seems to be the most accurate (Enty is deep in the circle) AND because you guys are so hysterical and good heavens, knowledgeable!....it's like an elite club~

OMAMA is BROKO said...

#1 Is it me or does Middleton look malnourished in that photo.

#2 I just got out of a Brownie meeting (not for my kid, had to get my friend's), so yeah, they're still around.

#3 Is Spears pregs? Her boobs are huge

#4 I'd F*&k, marry and kill - None. None of the options float my boat.

:)

Pigtown*Design said...

SHAG/MARRY/MURDER!

Electric Warrior said...

We had lemon cookies when I was a Brownie, but they were sandwich cookies and not covered in powdered sugar like those. Thin Mints in the freezer all the way.

Is that muscle bound lady with ARod (would also kill) the same one that was doing cartwheels and showed what appeared to be her package? He & Clooney definitely have a type.

I've never seen anything with Rachel Weisz in it (at least I don't think so) but she's entering Kate Bosworth territory.

Sherry said...

Wow, it's come to murder? I'm loving mnggodesses plan! Excellent.

I had a dream the other night that I was slipping Clooney some tongue and I have no idea where that came from. If I had to commit homicide it would be Craig. He just doesn't float my boat.

F*ck: Matt
F*ck: Clooney
Decide Matt is marrying material
Kill: Craig
Marry:

Vicki Cupper said...

Electric Warrior, OMG I LOVED!!! those lemon sandwich cookies! They were perfect with a glass of water. Weird, no?

When they start selling the cookies here, I'm going to buy one box of each. And maybe 2 extra boxes of the Peanut Butter Patties. Oh, god, I'd slaughter a room full of nuns holding kittens with a chainsaw for Peanut Butter Patties.

Rita said...

@Samiq - Welcome to the elite... horneys? Why don't you join in more often?

ChasingHeaven said...

Fuck the Thin Mints
Marry the Samoas
Kill the Lemonades

:P

MizCaramel said...

Marry: Matt Damon (I'd insist on Fucking him too...

Fuck: George Clooney (once had a hot dream about him

Kill: Craig, he does zip for me.

Hogfan said...

They look like the perfect Trifecta to me. Do, do, and do!

Sarah said...

Britney's boobs are bigger, and she's also doing that thing where you push your shoulders down and back to make your body look smaller.

Paisley said...

The Savannah Smiles cookies are a special issue for Girl Scouts' 100th anniversary in 2012. I'm not sure if they'll be around next year or not. They have a tart flavor that I enjoyed during a special tasting last summer. Very different taste than the old lemon sandwich cookies. Can't wait for the cookies to officially come out! Also, the money from the cookie sales goes directly to the Girl Scout troop and local Girl Scout council, plus cookie credits to the girl who sells them. The per box figures down to the penny are published on my local council's website.

gracehatter said...

None of the three...but I'd watch in a heartbeat!

Sarah said...

OT further to the BI reveal,, Michael Madsen is on Celebrity Big Brother in the UK as of this evening

Electric Warrior said...

All Hail the Lemon Sandwich (and all) Girl Scout Cookies! My family loved them. I will be hitting up local malls looking and will have to try a box of the Savannah Smiles.

@ Vicki Cupper, my friends think it's odd I eat cookies and water and not cookies and milk, so all cookies and water are good by me.
btw, just for research purposes:
M- Damon
F- Craig
K- Clooney (at least present day Clooney...I agree with the recent weirdness killing any previous attraction/bangability)Sttb.

parissucksliterally said...

Britney is just not pretty anymore. Even clean and brushed, her looks are gone.

Enty, who pays you to put up pics of Ashley Tisdale? She's on this site a lot.

Mooshki said...

LMAO, ChasingHeaven!

atiaofthejulii1 said...

Britney looks awful. Her eyes. She looks like a used CA partygirl.

AKM said...

Yeah, GOOD one, ChasingHeaven! ;-)

M - Clooney
F - Craig
K - Damon

(I just don't get the Damon appeal. Never did. Don't get Affleck, either. Conan, I believe, referred to them once at Bat Daffleck, and so that's what my brother and I always call 'em.)

Tempestuous Grape said...

As a Girl Scout for 4 years as a kid, all I have to say is FUCK YOU GIRL SCOUTS. Try making cookies without CRAP IN THEM;

Q: What about partially hydrogenated oils (trans fats)?

A: Girl Scouts of the USA is proud that all Girl Scout cookies are "zero trans fat per serving" with the same great taste that has made them one of America's favorite treats over the years. All varieties contain less than 0.5 grams trans fat per serving, which meets or exceeds the FDA guidelines for the "zero trans fat" designation, and selected varieties can claim 100% trans-fat free status, meaning there’s not a speck of trans fats in the whole box.

Girl Scouts of the USA has worked diligently with our bakers over the past several years to address the issue of trans fats. We began listing the amount of trans fats one full year before FDA requirements went into effect. It is important to remember that Girl Scout Cookies are a snack food and are meant to be consumed in limited quantities within the context of a balanced diet. So that consumers can make an informed choice, the ingredients and nutritional profile of each variety are clearly listed on both the cookie box and the cookie order form, and also on the Web at www.GirlScoutCookies.org.

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Q: Do you use tropical oils such as palm oil?

A: GSUSA's licensed cookie bakers tell us it continues to be necessary to use palm oil in specific cookies to ensure their shelf life, quality, and to serve as a healthful alternative to trans-fats. Many top bakers have tried to stop using palm oil, but without it, their products do not meet quality and production standards.

Our bakers are very concerned about the environmental impact of palm oil and realize that less than 10% of palm oil is produced in a manner that is considered sustainable. To address the issues related to palm oil production, our bakers have made the following commitments:

To use as little as possible, and only in conjunction with recipes where the use of a tropical oil is required to ensure the taste and the quality of the cookie.
To continue to search for viable alternatives.
To exclusively source palm oil from members of the Roundtable on Sustainable Palm Oil (RSPO), an organization of growers, buyers, manufacturers, conservationists and interested parties who are striving to develop and follow best practices to ensure sustainability. Our vendors and/or their suppliers are currently members of the RSPO.
To exclusively purchasing sustainable palm oil once a segregated palm oil supply is available that is financially and logistically feasible.
Please visit www.littlebrownie.com or www.abcsmartcookies.com to read more on the bakers' published statements and position on palm oil.

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Q: What about High Fructose Corn Syrup?

A: Our licensed vendors use a variety of ingredients in the production of Girl Scout Cookies, including, in some cookies, High Fructose Corn Syrup (HFCS). Our bakers have indicated that HCFS is a specifically helpful ingredient in the browning process, and helps cookies retain freshness. For those cookies where HFCS is used, our bakers indicate that it is a key ingredient in ensuring the quality of the cookie.

As leaders in the baking industry, we trust our bakers to develop recipes using ingredients that will produce the best quality, best tasting cookies, and simultaneously address industry and scientific trends, and of course, consumer preference. For a list of specific cookie ingredients, please visit www.GirlScoutCookies.org.

Vicki Cupper said...

It's only once a year. I was in Girl Scouts for about 6 years and I hated my leader with a fiery passion (still do...the cunt), but I loved selling the cookies.

And of course eating the cookies.

x.sophie.x said...

I'll have Matt!

Think115 said...

I like Matt Damon more and more as time goes on. I hope he's really as nice as I imagine him to be.

@MsGirl - I agree. We could use some Idris Elba. He was on The Big C for awhile, and the Luther series on BBC. He's sooo fine!