Friday, April 20, 2018

Blind Items Revealed #2

April 12, 2018

This foreign born A list dual threat actor who I'm hoping is the next James Bond probably wishes he picked a different restaurant to eat at this week with his girlfriend. You know, considering one of the women he cheated on his girlfriend with was working at the restaurant. She wasn't the server for our actor, but she did make sure to walk past his table a dozen times. She says the actor looked like he was going to die each time she walked by.

Idris Elba

31 comments:

Brayson87 said...

Nah, Luther would have just flipped the table

atoukzug said...

That's actually a very Bond* thing to do.

Finally getting Moneypenny out for dinner, and having the meal at a restaurant where half the waitresses have obviously slept with him.


*Movie bond, not book Bond.

Geeljire said...

Captain Save-a-Xalimo

Kid Zoloft said...

Absolutely Idris should be the next 007.

Brayson87 said...

But how could we sleep at night without a Blonde Bond (aka Aryan Bond) snoozer film to make us pass out?

Lurky McLurkster said...

I would like to see them go younger so there would a longer continuity in Bond actor. I have been watching McMafia and think James Norton could be a good Bond.

Geeljire said...

The name's Bond.
James Bond.
Junior.

TLT said...

Just please don't make the next Bond Hiddlestix.

Unknown said...

"She says the actor looked like he was going to die each time she walked by."

Maybe he needs to work on his acting skills some more.

Thonker said...

this dude is so overrated...arent there any other handsome black actors people can throw into this discussion? Like gee... Just shows again that there arent enough of them

americanpanda said...

she's probably lying was the first thought i had the first time reading this and now lol.

Brayson87 said...

Yes this blind is illogical because he'd only recognize her from behind or above so how could she see his facial expressions lol

Jon said...

Stop trying to make him a thing. He is NOT attractive at all. If you want a black Bond how about Alfred Enoch? I could get behind that idea.

atoukzug said...

New Bonds should ALWAYS be someone unknown. Bond should be a unique character with his individual identity. Never Hey' XXX would make a good bone, and then play the role as XXX, and not Bond.

Fame should be a result of sucessfully playing bond, not playing Bond as a result of being successful

Geeljire said...

You can only have black actors per the quotas, you're stuck with Idris by the way.
Guild rules.

Maude Labowski said...

+1

Sierra said...

No chance of Bond in post-Brexit UK - the way things are at present he's probably on the deportation list

Lunchpaillefty said...

True Aryans don’t have blond hair. Ayatollah Komaini is what a real Aryan looks like

Kate said...

I'm all for idris but if not him cillian

MrsTea said...

My goodness already? They literally just got engaged!

Frufra said...

I just googled him and would like to add my support. Hubba hubba.

Bumtitty said...

The names Bond. Black Bond.

Southern Man said...

Why should he be Bond?

That's like saying "I hope Daniel Craig plays MLK in the next feature"....


Brayson87 said...

Before Idris, Clive Owen would have been a great pick too. The owners don't want any actors they can't control.

one_eyed_bob said...

@brayson stringer bell would have thought of a complicated plan to have her disappear

Sharon said...

Team Idris all the way. If you think Idris is overrated you have not watched The Wire. No baby bonds, please. And Daniel Craig was hardly an unknown?!

Hortensia said...

Idris Elba. I second the Hubba Hubba. Why not a black Bond?

We have world class theaters in my city, and females are being cast in traditional Shakespearean roles, and it's absolutely fantastic.

Daniel Craig makes me want to fall asleep out of boredome just by looking at him.

Coffinnails said...

Love him and would really like an Elba Bond, but if you want younger, Kobna Holdbrook-Smith is one to watch. Currently playing Ike Turner in London. Amazing actor.

Geeljire said...

Ha
Check out "The Marshal of Finland" for foreign avant garde cinema right up this alley

Sd Auntie said...

I would love to see Idris and he is so handsome with an awesome package. His voice tooo....yummmm💘

AIP said...

Most Bonds weren’t unknowns though; Moore had training in The Saint (and was better in it), Dalton was doing the rounds and had been in Flash Gordon and of course Brosnan was originally slated to be Bond in the 80s as a direct result of Remington Steele. I think for the actor’s sake that it would be better for them to be some sort of a “name”, otherwise it casts far too long of a shadow... look at the career curse that is being a Bond Girl, and most of them were there just to make sure their tits could move around the set, with some notable exceptions.

And as much as I love Cillian Murphy, all the way back to Disco Pigs...eh, no.

Alfred Enoch is a cutie, but yer man Kobna that Coffinnails mentioned is handsome, and looks like he could be intense and believable. Good catch!

I agree with Sharon, though: Bond shouldn’t be young.

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