Jennifer Lopez Is Going To Explode
These are some photos of Jennifer Lopez and that rat like creature she calls her husband from earlier today. If you will recall Marc Anthony's statement from last week, and I'm sure you do since everyone treats every word uttered by Marc Anthony as gospel. I believe he basically said his wife wasn't pregnant, and therefore we can read between the lines that he is instead just getting fat. Heavy, fat whatever. That is one thing. Jennifer is in a whole new world and I'm not talking about Aladdin. At her present weight gain, I have calculated she will pass Kirstie Alley sometime in the next three weeks and then start approaching Jabba The Hut type numbers sometime around Halloween. The good news is she will just need a little makeup, but will have a built in costume ready to go.
If she is pregnant, Marc Anthony lied to the world. Hey, it wasn't the first time and it won't be the last. To keep Jennifer with him he probably has a web of lies he keeps juggling at all times. I'm going with the pregnant thing as opposed to the weight gain theory simply because Jennifer appears to be smiling a great deal lately. Being married to Marc Anthony has not given her much to smile about, but somehow she is finding joy in having his spawn growing ever larger in her belly.
By the way, I made the comment recently that Marc Anthony from a profile view is about as bad as it gets as far as bad looks in a human being, but I was wrong. If you want to see worse, just click that third photo so it gets real big on your screen and you will see a whole new brand of ugly.
