Today's Blind Items--And A Kindness
#1 This closeted looks like a boy but is really a man B list television and film star isn't hiding his sexuality because of his career, but because of the career of a studio executive who is our actor's mentor and lover and confidante. The executive is married, with children and his career would be in tatters if it was discovered he was having an affair with a man half his age. Therefore our actor says he's straight and the time he spends with the executive is just career counseling.
#2 When Halo3 was released the other night, this world famous athlete was waiting in line just like everyone else. At midnight he bought copies of the game for himself, for his kids and for the twenty other people who had been standing in line with him.
I'm going to say Wenty Miller for #1 (don't know who the executive is...) and Shaq for #2.
ReplyDeleteTony Hawk for #2.
ReplyDeleteSeth Green and co-sign on Tony Hawk.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Jason Earles for #1? (Hannah Montana's brother) He's like 30, playing a 16 year old, or something.
ReplyDelete"world famous athlete"
ReplyDeleteCan't be none other than the Beckster hisself.
Wenty for #1, don't know who #2 is. That's a nice gesture, though.
ReplyDeleteelijah wood .. and for kicks here are his favorite actresses
ReplyDeleteAmong his favorite actresses are Liza Minnelli and Vanessa Redgrave
hmm .. kinda makes ya wonder
#2 Beckham
ReplyDeleteAhhh... Halo3. There was more anticipation around this game than the 2nd coming of Christ Almighty.
ReplyDeleteAfter non-stop hours of play, I think my younger boy just turned into a quivering mass of frustrated jelly in the back room.
#1 Zac Efron (IDK who the older gent is though)
ReplyDelete#2 Becks.
Random Photos make these both pretty obvs.
#1-Wentworth seems right. He looks young, but he's older than how he appears.
ReplyDelete#2-Becks seems right. Soccer is popular across the globe, unlike American Football. If it's him, his yum meter just went up.
The only reason I don't think it's Zac is because I've never have heard him say he was straight. However, Wentowrth goes on and on about how he's straight and hasn't met the right woman yet.
ReplyDeleteHow about Frankie Muniz, though he hasn't done much lately.
ReplyDelete#2 Ronaldinho!!! just kidding. Um, prolly Michael Jordan or Tiger Woods. Can't really see Beckham playing Halo.
ReplyDeleteBeckham's kids are too young to be playing Halo.
ReplyDelete#1:I like the Zac efron guess because the BI seems to imply that our guy is young. I thought it was pretty well known that Wentworth was dating TR Knight's ex?
ReplyDelete#2 I like the Becks guess. Why is he married to such a vapid bitch?
Frankie Munez
ReplyDeleteTony Hawk
idk #1 but I'm sure David Beckam for#2 he is known for being a sweety pie= good guy
ReplyDelete#1 George Clooney and Sumner Redstone.
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ReplyDelete#2 Def Becks...stories all over about what a nice, generous guy he is. How he decided to settle with that horrid cow I'll never know. Clearly she's the devil and he sold his soul for looks, talent, fame and fortune. That's gotta be it.
ReplyDelete#1--I'm thinking younger than Wentworth. He plays a character that seems slightly younger than his real age, but still a man. Who's that kid on Mtv???? The 29 year old that looks like a 12 year old??
I'm thinking Zac Efron for # 1 because he looks really young but I think he's at least 18 which, in the eyes of the law, would make him a "man." Also, another reason I think it's him is because he was the host or something at the release of Halo3, so maybe Ent's mentioning of the release in #2 is some sort of a hint?
ReplyDelete1. I'm thinking Zac Efron. Wentworth is hooked up with Luke McFarlane.
ReplyDelete2. Was Becks there? I don't picture him waiting in line with the commoners without a madhouse of paparazzi there. If he was able to go unnoticed like that, that's pretty amazing. I'd be way more inclined to buy Tony Hawk as the answer.
How about Milo Ventimiglia who plays Peter on Heroes? He's old, but looks young and is in both television and film. The whole Hayden thing is just a decoy.
ReplyDeleteI'm going with the Becks answer for #2 as well. Just because his wife wouldn't do something like that, doesn't mean he wouldn't.
ReplyDelete#1 - Timmy
ReplyDeleteFor #2 I am going to say D'Wade.
ReplyDelete# 2 - Lance Armstrong
ReplyDelete#1 Andy Milonakis!
ReplyDelete#2 Don't care!
Wenty looks young but not like a boy.
ReplyDeleteThat was a very sweet thing the athlete did.
Ok, well I was waiting in line for my Halo 3 at the EB games in West Hollywood. There was no one famous there and no one bought me a game. I can tell you that EB Games and Gamestop were not letting anyone buy the game. If you didn't pre-order it, you got nothing.
ReplyDeleteSo what other stores had midnight launches? I know Best Buy did.
Oooh - I didn't think about Lance Armstrong. I'm changing my guess for #2.
ReplyDeleteI loves me some Tony Hawk
ReplyDeleteI am not sure about the first BI, but the second most def sounds like Tony Hawk.
ReplyDeleteHow about Yao Ming for #2? He's pretty famous outside of the US. However, I didn't notice if he was there or not. I know he's an extrememly generous person... Just a thought.
ReplyDeleteI like the Shaq guess for #2. He's a big old goofy kid at heart aside from his marital extracurriculars, and I can easily see him standing with a small crowd at midnite waiting for a video game.
ReplyDeleteSomething about Halo "3" and the "20" other people made me think it could be a clue to Michael Jordan #23!
ReplyDeleteWhat about Topher Grace or Tobey MaGuire for #1.
ReplyDeleteLebron for #2.
How come this STILL cracks me up?
ReplyDeleteJeff said...
#1 - Timmy
Zac Efron is too young for this one. The guy most likely is late 20's early 30's+. Frankie Muniz is engaged (to a woman!). Are there qestions about his sexuality?
ReplyDeleteAndy M. sounds about right. Maybe even Hannah Montanna's bro.
I thought Wenty's BF was about his age?