Don't Use The Bathroom Richie
Richie Sambora has checked into the Cirque Lodge in Utah to try and overcome his addictions and to hide from Denise Richards. The thought of having sex with Lindsay Lohan in the bathroom did not enter into his decision, although there is now a waiting list for the facility comprised entirely of single guys who want their shot at Lindsay.
Sambora admitted to battling with alcoholism in June after a short detox stint at the UCLA Medical Centre, saying: "I was just drinking too much and I needed to get my life together... It's been a rough year. I'm still in therapy and stuff like that, but it's good. I'm great. I feel fine."The 48-year-old began drinking heavily after a series of blows including splitting with wife and David Spade groupie Heather Locklear as well as girlfriend/stalker/chapstick user Denise Richards.
I'm sure Lindsay will make Richie feel really comfortable.
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I guess things started to go under when he realized that leaving a good wife and beautiful child to sleep with the "best friend" (read: skank) probably wasn't the best course of action...
Cyn
OK - I don't know how good a wife Heather was but I'll take a guess and say she was probably a hell of a lot better than Denise..
Cyn
Why did he go to same place? You'd think he'd want privacy. I'm really thinking he wants to bone Blohan and make Heather jealous.
Lilo is STILL an upgrade from Denise Richards.
not that it says much about LinZ
He has cute feet
Heather was the one who blindsided him with the divorce, not the other way around. Denise was payback because he didn't know about her filing until ET showed up with a crew and asked him about it.
Geez...Audieh...do you have a life? You Richiecandonowrong lovers only see that he was blindsided, have you even considered that Richie has been a long standing alcoholic and sometimes drug abuser that maybe just maybe Heather got tired of it? Don't you think that Ava has seen enough of Richie's behavior to affect her? And then lets talk about his behavior after the fact, you seem to think it is justified because he was "blindsided", I think you are the one who is blindsided with Richie Love, and you seem to think that nothing else matters....get it? Remember everything here is not what it seems, but his behavior is telling!
He is lucky that no one has gotten hurt with his drunken escapades, including one in his own car! Sorry, but he should know better, especially with hooking up with Denise...I lost all respect for him after that and so did alot of his fans, and please do not give me the true fan argument, there are no excuses, not justified in my book.
And....I am not a cold hearted beeotch...I do hope he gets it together for Ava, his relationship with Heather, and for his relations with the guys, believe me this has been a long time coming. Time will tell that's for sure.
Wow...I feel special. Someone telling me to get a life when you supplied waaaaay more details of a situation than I ever could. Yeah one of us needs to get a life. Sadly sis I think it's you.
Besides rehab, he needs a gym. Those lobster man-boob on the beach shots a while back were truly vile. He's not that old that he should look like a sack of jello.
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