Tuesday, September 25, 2007
These are some photos of Jennifer Lopez and that rat like creature she calls her husband from earlier today. If you will recall Marc Anthony's statement from last week, and I'm sure you do since everyone treats every word uttered by Marc Anthony as gospel. I believe he basically said his wife wasn't pregnant, and therefore we can read between the lines that he is instead just getting fat. Heavy, fat whatever. That is one thing. Jennifer is in a whole new world and I'm not talking about Aladdin. At her present weight gain, I have calculated she will pass Kirstie Alley sometime in the next three weeks and then start approaching Jabba The Hut type numbers sometime around Halloween. The good news is she will just need a little makeup, but will have a built in costume ready to go.
If she is pregnant, Marc Anthony lied to the world. Hey, it wasn't the first time and it won't be the last. To keep Jennifer with him he probably has a web of lies he keeps juggling at all times. I'm going with the pregnant thing as opposed to the weight gain theory simply because Jennifer appears to be smiling a great deal lately. Being married to Marc Anthony has not given her much to smile about, but somehow she is finding joy in having his spawn growing ever larger in her belly.
By the way, I made the comment recently that Marc Anthony from a profile view is about as bad as it gets as far as bad looks in a human being, but I was wrong. If you want to see worse, just click that third photo so it gets real big on your screen and you will see a whole new brand of ugly.
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7 comments:
jennifer lopez looks so happy though, she is really glowing :) but yeah, marc anthony does look like a rat, i could not imagine cuddling up to that to go to sleep at night *shudder*
JLo looks just like Kelly Clarkson in the top picture!
ENT, i dont understand why you have become so bitchy lately about peoples personal appearance. JLO is far from fat OR heavy - I would be a happy happy girl if I had her figure (which, although on the larger side by hollywood standards, is bordering on underweight by NORMAL standards).
There are already plenty of bloggers out there who spend their time talking about how fat and ugly some celebrities are - and lets face it, in reality very VERY few celebrities are fat or ugly. Its just bitchy for the sake of being bitchy.
Sorry, i know its your blog and you can do and say whatever you want but you used to actually be supportive and kind rather than mean spirited for no apparent reason.
She's not fat but that first picture of her looks horrible. The fake lashes have got to go.
We know she's pregnant. Why doesn't she just announce it?
I know, I know. She's afraid she'll miscarry.
Is she waiting to give birth before she announces the pregnancy?
I agree with Missbliss. JLO doesn't look fat at all. She might be under that dress, but it's very difficult to say she's gained weight based on just her arms, legs, and face that we see in those pics. She still looks the same to me.
Ya'll JLo's face does look a little fuller. Her nose seems to have spread which is common among pregnant women. Ent's merely being sarcastic about Marc denying she's pregnant. She looks nowhere close to Jabba the Hut.
Man, Skeletor is busted! JLo could have a serious crackhead on her hands, hide your pearls mama.
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