Thursday, September 27, 2007
I know many of you read dlisted, and are big fans of Michael K. I too am a big fan, but I wouldn't normally write about him, except he needs our help. See, on his site today Michael K professed his lust for Carrot Top. It's obvious Michael K needs to find a man who can get rid of these urges because frankly, even though Michael is gay, I really thought he would rather take his chances with Paris Hilton rather than the freak of nature known as Carrot Top. To find Carrot Top even remotely attractive or someone you would consider touching with your bare skin is a cry for help. Actually it is just something that makes you want to cry. I don't know if Carrot Top can find some guy to do for free or if he has to pay for it, but I don't care how much money you pay me, I would rather be Denise Richards' house boy or go lingerie shopping with Oscar De La Hoya than to spend some quality alone time in a hotel room with Carrot Top.
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So what is this guy's story? Surely someone here can elaborate on the strangeness??
I have no idea, why he's so weird. Maybe because he's the new Joe Piscapo of our time? Carrot Top used to be a wiry looking fellow, but now he's becoming a parody of himself.
Those guns are starting to look scary and those eyebrows look like a rat took a poo on his face and then smeared its ass on his forehead to wipe itself.
I've had the displeasure of actually meeting the red wonder - ugh. Through a DJ friend of mine about 10 years ago. I was with my husband & he was even grossed out. I've have never met a more vile excuse for a man.
I heart Michael K!!!
I've always thought Carrot Top and Andy Dick would make a great couple.
MK is a riot - I love reading his comments (and the comments on his comments) - epecially when he's trying to piss people off (Brangeloonies, Britloonies etc.).
im all for helping people, but MichaelK is perfection in my eyes :) i laugh all day, everyday to his add libbing and people's comments
I too heart MK. I do not heart MK jonesin' for this freak.
I think the crazy look comes from his huge use of steroids.
Michael K may just be swayed by the body (as roided out as it is). I can't imagine anyone suffering through the voice/personality and the raggedy ann hair. And the pink skin is a little freaky, it could just be that he's so pale he burns even in fall sunlight.
Those shoulders just ain't right. I've spent my entire adult life in gyms and I have never seen anyone with shoulders like that.
Fabiola...I was thinking the same thing!! It's as if he's had his triceps removed. His arms look all misshapen.
CREEPY.
You cant keep a slut down...viva MK!!!!
I love that twink..he's my fav...sorry EL, but he posts earlier and more than you.
Menage et tois?
Showing some MK love!! Awesome ENT - and of course you would like him as his snarkiness factor is huge YAY!
I have seen his say he's somewhat ashamed of his carrot top lust but hey he's a slut - what can you expect. We've all got our twisted "I'd do him" lurking in our sexual psyches... - mine is Dennis Farina!LOL!
I think he has gotten himself shoulder implants!
I love MK and agree he needs to get laid or something, if this is his fantasy boy.
I bet he dyes his nether-regions to match---ugh
WHAT IS WITH HIS ARMMSSS
This picture is just too freaky deaky! Makes me wanna think about bleaching my eyeballs.
Make it go away Ent.
'Freak of nature'?
Nah, I doubt nature has much to do with why CT looks like this!
Michael K is always joking about lusting after the most unlikely people. I bet in RL he's very fussy indeed!
What/who the fuck is that? Thankfully I don't think I have ever seen it in Australia. *shudder*
I guess I need to check out MK - thanks! I wondered about steroids too. But the makeup - it's obviously tattoo on the eyes and eyebrows. Gross.
But doesn't someone have the dirt on this guy? Did he ever date anyone? Who does he go out with?
The strangeness makes me curious.
I'm a permanent passenger on the MichaelK love train! But yeah Carrot bottom is gross. Whatever blows your skirt up MK! LOL
Hey Carrot Top - stay off the roids! Look what it did to Joe Piscapo's career as well as his nuts!!!!
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