Monday, December 30, 2019

Blind Item #1

This foreign born permanent A+ list athlete in every corner of the world other than Canada and the US is closeted. He and his long time boyfriend had a commitment ceremony earlier this month. Our athlete will publicly still be with his latest beard.

40 comments:

FloridaLife said...

Cristiano Ronaldo

MyDogSmiles said...

Soccer sucks

Bruno15 said...

CR7

Bruno15 said...

Said the guy who probably likes “football” and baseball lol

MyDogSmiles said...


Yeah, this is America.

Tricia13 said...

Lewis Hamilton?

Tricia13 said...

CR has been with his SO(baby mama) a looong time I think

Bruno15 said...

Yikes

Bruno15 said...

Isn’t F1 popular up there?

Tricia13 said...

Not sure.... always think of it as Euro sport but could be

Gia said...

US and Canada don’t respect soccer because of the embarrassing dives and whining. It’s the most beta male, pussy shit I have ever seen.

Revan88 said...

@Tricia Lewis Hamilton doesn't have a public girlfriend. I don't think Ronaldo is a A+ athlete where people follow soccer/football either, he's a proper A++.

Bruno15 said...

Nah they don’t respect cause they suck at

Tricia13 said...

Thanks Unknown. Wasn’t sure if was “dating” again

cc423 said...

In Atlanta, the MLS team is drawing bigger numbers of fans to their matches than the Atlanta Falcons do to their games.

Unknown said...

Haha! Tis true Bruno15! That’s why it’s a bigger sport for women in the US; we’re actually decent

Sd Auntie said...

Is that why Crispy had that womens canary yellow diamond on his hand? Looked nice on his tan skin. So he is the bottom lol

Clark Green said...

CR7.

longtimereader said...

CR7 and not one US sports star has any name recognition outside the Country unless they have a shoe deal or dated someone famous.

Beans said...

we dont respect soccer because only a dickhead would use half there body to play a "sport" too busy wiping away there pussy tears to use there hands apparently.

but F1 is an unknown thing in the states

Drewholtaus said...

Im thinking lewis hamilton. Ronaldo is pretty well known even in north America

Bruno15 said...

I’ve seen that little girls play more (and better) soccer than the boys and I think that it’s fantastic

Bruno15 said...

We know you guys really like use hands to play, specially to deflate balls, right?

Bruno15 said...

NBA players are a bit known outside US, but I would say that overall Brady is the most famous sport star and only because of Gisele

Low Key said...

LMAO good one Bruno!

Count Jerkula said...

All soccer players are gay, like all black guys are on the down low.

Dk52 said...

I read this and then I read how he’s getting sued for sexual harassment on females. Confusing.

SDaly said...

That Rapinoe dude?

Gator said...

Soccer DOES suck, it's as boring a shit.

Flashy Vic said...

Fucking basketball. Giant freaks bouncing a ball up a room, then down a room, up a room then down a room.... Apparently a game lasts an hour but you only need to watch the last 30 second when the score will be 342 to 346 or something utter fucking stupid. Tedious beyond measure.

Fucking baseball. We call it rounders and its played by primary (elementary) school children. No Briton over the age of 9 has played rounders for over two centuries. Also so tedious that even Americans cannot deny that it's like watching a coffin warp. Well can you?

Fucking (not really) football. Actually I really like it so can't say anything except fuck the Pats. Last night. The Dolphins?! THE FUCKING DOLPHINS?! Are you kidding me?! Oh God that was funny. 🤣


So if you do want to slag off the True global game. The game that can be played by popes to Presbyterians, from Zulus to Swedes, from Eskimo to Oriental, the True 'football' the one where you use your feet.

Yes it's controlled by an organisation so crooked, corrupt and evil that they can make Hillary Clinton's dried dusty old snatch gush like Old Faithful at Yellows tone. Make the Gambinos look like the Simpsons.
And yes the prima donna players go down quicker than Kevin Spacey at a Catholic boysschool prom night. And also every single fan loathes this too.

But go anywhere in the globe outwith the sea from shining sea and no matter what the circumstances, produce a ball, clear a small space and you'll immediately have a game.

No thyroid troubled ghetto youths getting ripped off and ending in poverty before 30.

No roided up Dominicans in bodega shoot outs.

Just people from all over, hacking the fuck out of the ball.

They didn't stop World War 1 for a day to re-enact the San Francisco Arse Bandidos playing the New Jersey Informants at basketball did they?

Simon Jenkin said...

messi

Bruno15 said...

Flashy went OFF

Bruno15 said...

😝😝

HushHush said...

LOL Flashy.
I gotta add that pic of CR wearing that gaudy white diamond encrusted Rolex, and what I could only describe as women's diamond rings looked very very effete. The two US Womens team members Ali and Ashlyn, who got married on the weekend, look more masculine than Ronaldo. He may be the best, out of billions of people, but he's not kidding anyone.
I wonder if there's any female soccer players who have beards for their image. It's way more gay than the men's side.

Boldblonde said...

CR7 and those brows of his. Better than mine could ever be.

Low Key said...

Fucking hell, Vic, that was beautiful.
*wipes away tear*

Unknown said...

Cristiano has been with Georgina a few years, but all his kids are surrogate-born. Georgina's kid was probably IVF. Cristiano's significant other is Ricky Regufe.

Kimberley said...

Brilliant!@FlashyVic
I guess Usain Bolt. Macho image, girlfriend/s - who knows, he could be hiding behind that?

Kimberley said...

Or Lewis Hamilton (my first thought.) He did have Nicole Scherzinger as his beard for ages, has he a new girl?

Mahogany1 said...

I think Lewis is with Olivier the Designer. I've seen a few pics of them at the same events and Lewis' style of dress is different very similar to Oliver now.

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