Friday, July 27, 2018

Blind Item #6 - A Reader Blind Item

This disgraced commentator from an increasingly ridiculous news network has been investing money in a company that creates sex robots.  He is a user himself and has three different robots in three different rooms in his house.  Unlike his former partner, a sex robot can't allege abuse.  Unlike the young Asian prostitutes he usually frequents, they can't give stories to the press.

83 comments:

Geeljire said...

Keith Olbermann

Miss Tia said...

O'Reilly?

Geeljire said...

And you thought it was those dastardly "Millenials" who would be into that shit but no, they're all having real sex in their Indigo Bisexual Burning Man Theatre Covens or whatever

Geeljire said...

Mothers, you should have drowned your indigos when you had them

J said...

Bob Beckel.

Thonker said...

Better that than abusing a human and ruining their life

Unknown said...

This was supposed to be the original plot of Artificial Intelligence before Sir Steve got his hands on it

Geeljire said...

See I don't think Fox News is increasingly ridiculous. It has always been ridiculous. Tucker Carlson's bowtie for Christ's sake.

Like CNN, you already know Anderson Vanderbilt Cooper is CIA/Mockingbird and into seriously weird occult shit since at least his mother ritually murdered his brother. Again. Baseline ridiculous.

But MSNBC, really, if you're up early like me, watch Morning Joe for the deranged ramblings of a woman murderer and his yes men regarding everyone's treason in America. It's funnier than you might think! This is the best MSNBC format I've seen yet.

HeatherBee said...

3 robots and 3 different rooms? This sounds like Westworld.

Geeljire said...

And if you think it was ridiculous with Olbermann, JUST LOOK AT US NOW

Geeljire said...

Oh fuck now I know why people like that show so much
Zeitgeist

J said...

Feminists care more about robots than women in the condition of women under Salafist rule:

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/17/opinion/sex-robots-consent.html

Geeljire said...

"disgraced commentator"
Alan Dershowitz and Asian sex robots sounds on target

"But Geeljire isn't Dershowitz on TEAM FASCIST TRUMP?"
Dershowitz is a major ultra-creep since forever. He's survived this long by being clever. Probably the most clever and definitely the most prominent person you can point to and say things like "This is why he is talking this way", as he rolled over and took the deal as soon as he noticed which way the wind was blowing.

Geeljire said...

"OY VEY, AN EPSTEIN ISLAND LIST? FUCK PRISONER'S DILEMMA, I FLIP."

Geeljire said...

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cc423 said...

This is 100% Bill O'Reilly.

Betsy said...

I guess the only things big about Bill O'Reilly are his ego and electric bill.

Geeljire said...

Robots don't complain about loofah burn

Geeljire said...

Will any CDANer fess up to sex roboting?
Congratulations you're why Skynet will kill us

Brayson87 said...

Too bad he didn't figure out this solution earlier in his career.

orangesoda said...

Disgraced commentator from an increasingly ridiculous news network? That can literally be anyone. Which news network isn't ridiculous these days? More clues, please.

MIssBliss said...

Bill O'Reilly sounds about right.

Lurky McLurkster said...

I am with orangesoda, all cable "news" channels are worthless

Geeljire said...

I have a request enty and hedge
(I'm sorry for working for TMZ but they ran out of money to pay me, you understand right?)

In the New America, can 'Morning Joe' be replaced by 'Morning Gil,' in which Gilbert Gottfried & co. read the news via television to self-professed intellectuals?

Amartel said...

co-sign on the orangesoda line.
We don't have news anymore. You select an outrage channel and the sex robots will deliver the outrage: Yeah baby, oh YEAH.

Geeljire said...

Quick slot out 'Morning Gil'
Who is co anchor Mika BrzCIAnski?
Who is Mike "remember that time I talked about Dershowitz and got in trouble" Barnicle?
Who is Eugene "house" Robinson?

I say we keep Willie Geist as that beaked monkey thing from return of the jedi

MelRose said...

Matt Lauer

Geeljire said...

Robot Ann Curry's Robot Curry Hole

filmfanb said...

Oreiley

Keith Olbermann I am convinced is gay.

BiscuitsLA said...

Alex Jones

Cail Corishev said...

Sex robots are a long way from being good enough to interest most men. But just the concept of them drives feminists bonkers, so that's fun.

Cail Corishev said...

@filmfanb, for what it's worth, the blind never specifies the sex of either the robots or the Asian prostitutes. Wanna bet there's a sex robot manufacturer working on "boy" robots somewhere?

gauloise said...

Alex Jones, Infowars was just bannd from livestreaming on youtube yesterday and a bunch of their videos taken down.

His ex-wife was very vocal about abuse during their recent divorce

CJ said...

100x this.

CJ said...

It is strange how fragile feminists are about this.

Aren’t they all “sex positive”? Or is 4th wave feminism going back to Prudery for Prudery’s sake?

ToobisTheZebra said...

“Unlike his former partner, a sex robot can't allege abuse.”

This is Bill O’Reilly, who threw his ex wife down the stairs

T. W. said...

Wouldn't those things short circuit?

J said...

What I think...

Unfortunately the liberal tendency (and I consider myself a liberal, especially on labor and wealth-concentration issues) includes a fixation with controlling things. This is part of the reason you had such bloody disasters in places like Russia and China, where a fixed belief that the well-thought-out plans JUST HAD TO WORK and never mind millions of people starving and dying when those plans obviously failed.

It's (I think) part of why those horrible women drove their kids off a cliff in Mendocino. They had put together a perfect family and everyone WAS GOING TO BE HAPPY DAMMIT.

And it's a big part of why feminists give a shit either way that men would explore technology for sexual gratification.

Just some thoughts, obviously not 100% correct.

Jane Hanoi said...

Matt lauer
Or
Charlie Rose

.robert said...

Man, I am naive. I even thought fleshlights were an internet joke. I do not understand the point of humping a rubber pillow.

Unknown said...

Gene Robinson must be the worlds worst CIA agent because he gives himself away every fucking time he writes his bullshit drivel

Humor Me said...

Keith Olbermann and "Karmabites1" - I have never laughed so hard in my life!!

J F said...

Can someone please give geeljire his meds... he's pacing in circles again

Stupidpervs said...

+1 attention future parents of slimballs ..you can make a difference still..blame it on sids like those parents that beat theirs do ..."what my baby is covered in bruises and has my meth head bf hand prints around his neck..no man it's sids"

Stupidpervs said...

Nah he already did that

Stupidpervs said...

I'll take one of those fuckbots

Stupidpervs said...

He's enlightened man...sit back and bask in his wisdom

Lunchpaillefty said...

There’s plenty of ridiculous to go around, when it comes to “news” networks.

DDonna Tarttty said...

Bill O'Reilly is a blowhard pig, but I don't think this is him.

I also think Fox News is the least ridiculous its ever been. Tucker Carlson is the only pundit left with any credibility.

So that leaves CNN and MSNBC. Disgraced would be Brian Williams?

Lunchpaillefty said...

You mean “falafel”.

Lunchpaillefty said...

Gilbert Gottfried is a goddamn national treasure! I’d watch him read an Arby’s menu, and still crack up.

Lunchpaillefty said...

Current Shelly Duvall as Mika

Lunchpaillefty said...

I don’t want to control things. I want to control people.

Lunchpaillefty said...

You don’t understand the point of masterbation?

mastik8 said...

Bill O'Reilly

AbbyRock said...

"This disgraced commentator from an increasingly ridiculous news network.."
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe

Thorne said...

O'Reilly. He has been getting increasingly weird since he was fired

Ophelia said...

Hi, feminist here that is happy to see that the real people are being spared abuse!

We have at least 20 years before they develop their own consciousness right??

Geeljire said...

Not only did he save the helicopter and the soldiers, he went on to have coitus with literally half a half dozen Asian sex robots

Itttt said...

CNN or MSNBC? Faux News isn't increasingly ridiculous, it's controlled opposition. Bill O'Reilly though would fit.

Joe Scarborough? Keith Olbermann?

Unknown said...

Haven’t you seen Artificial Intelligence? That was the end game. Child sex robots for pedos.

Itttt said...

Can't be Charlie Rose, Tom Brokenjaw, or Matt Lauer - neither PBS nor NBC are a "news network", increasingly ridiculous or otherwise.

I'd say MessNBC is the increasingly ridiculous news network although CIA-NN is pretty much on TDS overload as well. I do agree with others that rager Bill O'Reilly seems to fit best for the perp, but Faux News is, again, controlled opposition and has been more or less the same or even tamer than it's ever been. Perhaps that fits as "increasingly ridiculous", because it is increasingly centrist/mellower.

It's pretty wild that there are SOOOOOOooooOoOoOoooo many choices still for "disgraced commentator", seemingly with a former partner that alleged abuse. Whoever this guy is, he should do ads for the company. "I'm not only an investor, I'm a patron too! Helps me take the edge off when I beat the shit out of them, AND keeps me from beating on anything alive including those Asiatic underage sex slaves in my basement!"

SophiaPetrillo77 said...

MSNBC/Olbermann would make sense... he's batshit!

In 2008, I was looking into this for my customers (mostly women). I had a looong conversation with the guy who made these (he was featured on HBO), fully customizable and sold for around $7k-$10k back then. A LOT of buyers out there, even more now since they talk and have emotion. Crazy!

As long as they are not making child sex robots, I have no problem with this.

La-Juice said...

Alex jones

Cheez Whiz said...

There will be several more disgraced commentators joining the list soon. The purge of all the swine from media/Hollywood is only beginning, not winding down. I pray that it continues long enough to actually change the dynamic for those good folks who work in those industries.

OTOH, if even half the blinds here are true, I'm not sure H'wood can be cleaned up. There will always be boatloads of money available (and criminality because of the crooked accounting), never-ending hordes of willing/naïve young, beautiful things to take advantage of, and many, many slimy characters who will leverage the situation for their own perversions. If you burned the thing to the ground and started over, would it be any different, 5 years down the road? I hope I'm wrong.

BestMan said...

I can't make up my mind because practically everyone that anyone mentioned would fit this. Between news commentators and after 11 Night Time Entertainment, all of these guys are worthless.

Brayson87 said...

Morning Joe was good before Joe let Mika keep his balls in her desk drawer. Seriously, check out his appearance over time, he looks more and more like a woman while she becomes more mannish, no way he's the pitcher.

Poor Mick said...

"They talk and have emotion."

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Cree said...

Better to be fucking a robot that isnt even alive than raping woman.

HeresHoping said...

Hannity. I want it to be Seen Hannity.

HeresHoping said...

Hannity. I want it to be Sean Hannity.

Pickle Rick said...

This feels like another lash from the Lemon whip.

plot said...

@DDonna

"I also think Fox News is the least ridiculous its ever been."

Of course you do. Doesn't matter that they refuse to cover anything that is at all negative about Donny, nope. If one likes propaganda, one naturally thinks that Fox is da Best.

"Tucker Carlson is the only pundit left with any credibility. "

Oy vey, Shall we go through his litany of lies?

plot said...

Ya'll realize you are the ones being toyed with here.

The BI fake as hell. But someone is enjoying all the Sturm und Drang it's creating.

I'm amazed some serious people are playing this game.

Do Tell said...

MSNBC has been ridiculous and obvious for years. For God's sake, they brought Al Sharpton on as a commentator.

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Itttt said...

Yeah, ok Plot. Tell it to the leadership of NXIVM, Harvey Winestain, Kevin Spacey, Les Moonves, James Toback, etc. etc.

Another real life PURGE is underway, and it ain't gonna end well for the ne'er-do-wells.

I'm surprised the Feds are allowing the NXIVM leadership like Nancy Salzmann and Clare Bronfman online access to post away on blogger **COUGH COUGH PLOT COUGH COUGH**

AbbyRock said...

Hate to disagree, DDonna but I think FOX is at its worst and has been since before the President was elected.
plot, yes there are negative reports about the POTUS and there are reporters biased in boh directions on FOX.

Wish my journalism professor was still alive and could get the whole lot of them in a room. He'd teach them real journalism. As it stands, every damn one I've seen on any network or cable "news" show would fail.

LovelyLady78 said...

This could be Bill O'Reilly, Matt Lauer or Charlie Rose. They're all disgraced commenters from increasingly ridiculous networks (Fox, NBC and CBS).

plot said...

@Do Tell

"MSNBC has been ridiculous and obvious for years."

At least they interview REAL Pentagon officials and REAL Attorneys and REAL government workers from every department.

How many fake experts have been exposed now over at Fox? More than 10 I think.

@lttt

"Another real life PURGE is underway"

From the chans? With their pedo preoccupations and anonymous sick assed posters? I very much doubt it.

Saltzman and Bronfman are not allowed to be where I am right now. Now be a good little techno geek and look up my timestamps. Off with you...

@Lovely

It's a fake BI.

delete account said...

I hope the robots know how to make good falafel.

Bigbro411 said...

So much misunderstanding around sex robots... they will be the miracles for the disabled and socially awkward.

plot said...

So much misunderstanding about prostitutes, too. They service a need for a lot of lonely guys. I applaud them and wish they all made better money.

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