Friday, July 27, 2018

Blind Item #7 - A Reader Blind Item

This music group was one of the original manufactured groups and was a huge success back in the day.  They became famous quickly and like a lot of musicians who became famous they devoted a lot of their time to getting girls.  Their way of hooking up was for one member, usually the best looking one who is the only deceased member, to bring a girl to his room.  When they were having sex, the other three would come out of the closet where they were hiding and join in.  The girl was too surprised or shocked to say no and it would turn into a gangbang.  A sixteen year old girl committed suicide after she endured this.

66 comments:

Zebra Seasoning said...

The Monkees.

Tricia13 said...

The Monkees?
Dave Jones?

Betsy said...

The Monkees. This makes me sad.

Sara, Making It Work said...

Sounds like the Monkees

Lurky McLurkster said...

Did they start singing Hey, Hey we're the Monkees when the came out of the closet?

Krispyc said...

The Monkees and Davy Jones.
Ugh I used to love them... they were my very first concert (they were old and a trio at the time though)

Sara, Making It Work said...

Interesting timing though, with Mike Nesmith in the news following surgery.

Geeljire said...

Good kosher fun

SeeDanRun said...

The Monkees was my first guess, too. Depressing.

Sara, Making It Work said...

@Lurky
Omgggggggggggg funny but so, so wrong.

parissucksliterally said...

Def The Monkees

Jennifer said...

Every famous musician or actor we ever loved, we should just assume they are scum?
My mom tried to tell me this when I was young. I never wanted to believe it. 😕

Jon said...

This isn't true. The Monkees were/are good guys. They wouldn't do this.

Geeljire said...

Yeah.
People ask "where does it stop?" Like only a quarter of people are dirty.
It's 75% as a generous estimate and virtually anyone else not accounted for is actively or passively enabling, down to the caterer feeding DeNiro's fat face

Geeljire said...

So was Laventry Beria

nancer said...

i'm going to choose not to believe this. i was a teenager when the monkees were big. i saw them as almost asexual. they were "cute'. i prefer to believe they didn't do this.

HeatherBee said...

From looking at their picture, I would have a tough time labeling one as the good looking one.

Nawlins Jim said...

This sounds like some third-rate Monkees fan fic. In fact, so do pretty much all of the reader blinds today.

Geeljire said...

I don't know Amazing Quotes, the Monkees gang raping teenagers doesn't sound nice

mercyprosperity said...

In a word...Baloney. I would really like to know what your source is for this. If it's Monkees, that's 45 years ago. Their handlers would be elderly or deceased. Dolenz and Tork and Nesmith wouldn't be talking about it. Epic BS.

Sagan said...

MENUDO!


Or the Bay City Rollers. Funny, I don't recall Erik, Derek, Woody, Les, or Pat having died.

Sara, Making It Work said...

@nancer,
Definitely not asexual. I remember one interview Davy gave, where he said it was just a haze of drugs and groupie sex, all the time.
He said one time his girlfriend visited him on the road and he didn't even recognize her until he was literally on top of her.

And that was on a fluffy daytime TV talk show, so I imagine the stories got much more debauched from there.

cheesegrater15 said...

The Monkees and I don't believe it.

Mo said...

After reading this, “Hey hey we’re the Monkeys” lyrics has a sinister spin when I read them.

longtimereader said...

God damn! the monkees were assholes as well?

Chase said...

This whole site has gone into salacious bullshit mode. Apparently the actual insider feed has been shut down. Now he's just making shit up.

Orla Collins said...

INXS?

Thonker said...

Taking advantage of groupies is so gross. People should know their limit but they're on such a power-trip that they think nothing is off-limits. So sad

T. W. said...

@Tricia13

Happy Friday.

Saw your lovely message yesterday.

Thank you for your kindness and grace.

T. W. said...

Now we know why they were called The Monkees...

Saintpat said...

Well, people did say they Monkee'd around.

Queen of Pith said...

Calling BS on this one. Majorly. I know too much about them to believe this one.

Davy was a bit of a cad, but this does not sound like any of them.

I agree with Jim as it being fan fic. And a bad one at that.

nancer said...

sara, i'm talking about at the time---not looking back. at the time, i didn't see them in the same way i saw other groups. for one thing, their show was hilarious and they just seemed goofy more than anything.

Rosenthal said...

Hahahahaha! But deep down you all know they did. That's Hollywood baby

B626 said...

Gee I never saw this episode on the Brady Bunch

Jon Feltman said...

The Monkees, for certain, and for you folks who choose "not to believe this", well, it's only going to get worse for you... ALL of your heroes in the entertainment industry are compromised. Every. Single. One. Sleep tight.

Stupidpervs said...

You should learn from it instead of being petty and a raging ass over a stupid gossip site ..

Unknown said...

Nauseous

J F said...

Not true. My inside source assures me that Richard Simmons has NOT raped or molested any women throughout his career

Little Miss Sunshine said...

Didn't Tupac go to jail for same crime? And I still don't believe this even though he was proved guilty in court.

MeInMichigan said...

One of them died just in the last week!

hothotheat said...

Alan Longmuir died July 2. He was not the best looking though.

Amartel said...

D'oh. Someone already got to the "people say they monkey around" bit.

Re: "manufactured" bands, I get what is meant. The Monkees were recruited and screened and turned into a band by someone else. But most bands/acts are "manufactured" to a certain degree because they get polished up by their backers and/or corporate sponsors. The Beatles were "manufactured" to a certain degree by Brian Epstein. As was Dylan. Just because the legend has eclipsed reality doesn't mean it isn't true.

Brayson87 said...

Feel like we're going to see every band on here eventually. Maybe it would be quicker to just post the good bands and we'll assume the others are monsters.

skimpymist said...

Don’t believe this blind at all. If it’s being insinuated that it’s the Monkees than where were any adults. THe monkees were underage and the biggest music act. Teens were bombarding them all the time. With that being said I find it highly unlikely that the other guys had trouble finding girls willing to hook up with.

DDonna Tarttty said...

God forgive me, but Lurky McLurkster's comment made me laugh exceptionally hard and I'm laughing again now just typing this.

The Monkees hung out with Jack Nicholson and a bunch of the skeevier sixties crowd. The movie they made after the series ended was called "Head," and if you've seen it you'll know that this blind could definitely be true.

DDonna Tarttty said...

PS: Monkees were not "under age."

shakey said...

Colour Me Badd?

Torr said...

I know one of Davy Jones’ daughters. Hope to god it wasn’t him.

totaji said...

How ever he was raped and molested by large women.

Itttt said...

Here we come
Poppin' out da closet
We get the funniest looks from
Every groupie into which we deposit

Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
And people say we monkey around
But we're too busy gangbangin'
To put any groupie down

We go wherever we want to
Do what we like to do
We don't have time to get restless
There's always some groupie that's new

Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
And people say we monkey around
But we're too busy tagteamin'
To put any groupie down

We're just tryin' to be friendly
Come and watch us sing and play
We're the young generation
And we've got someone to lay, oh

Any time
Or anywhere
Just look over your shoulder
Guess who'll be standing there?

Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
And people say we monkey around
But we're too busy swinging
To put any groupie down

Whaaa, one time!
Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
And people say we monkey around
But we're too busy swinging
To put any groupie down

We're just tryin' to be friendly
Come and watch us sing and play
We're the young generation
And we've got someone to lay

Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
Hey, hey, we're the Monkees

Magnolia Rattus said...

This is the first time I've ever laughed reading this site. Congrats!

Lisa said...

The Monkees were generally good guys so I tend to disbelieve this. Peter has been in recovery for many years. Both Davy and Mickey were child stars who were well regarded. Mike's Mom was the inventor of Liquid Paper. Not creepy guys who would do something like this.

OKC Teacher said...

@Sagan I saw that Bay City Roller, Alan Longmire, recently died. It was strange & random that I even saw the article.

I loved the Rollers as a Tween. I looked the original members up to see “what they are doing now” a few years back.

Nothing interesting, though Derek Longmire was accused of sexual misconduct. I don’t remember the details, he is a Nurse, I think,
and bald. He looked nothing like he used to. Also, there’s an article about Les McKeown (no pictures) that made me think that he’s “not quite right”. Drugs? Abuse? Just weird....

a beautiful virago named hope said...

No way is this the Monkees. Davey Jones was NOT the best looking one....
Kidding aside, if it was them/him, would it say foreign born?

OKC Teacher said...

Sorry, I saw someone else posted that Bay City Roller, Alan died.

Color Me Badd! OMG! Most definitely a possibility!

Google “The Lost Ogle Bryan Abrams” it’s an OKC blog. They provide great details about his 2013 Court Appearance shenanigans &
his PRIOR 4 arrests for Domestic Violence. [I don’t know how to link it from my iPad & I’m lazy]. He’s always had a douchey reputation.
Kevin Thornton, claimed that he was possessed by a demon & had an exorcism. So, there’s that....

chillip said...

None of the Monkees are deceased, correct?

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Sd Auntie said...

It was Derek's brothe that died. Now this I could believe. Not my Davy. No way no how. The monkees argued too much with each other to gang bang.

Sd Auntie said...

Davy died from a heart atack.

Monkey Mich said...

The Byrds. Original lineup. Terry Melcher producer. Read David McGowan. Weird Scenes Inside The Canyon. Many bands in L.A. were manufactured at the time. Monkees I can't see this kind of behaviour. The Byrds possibly is my guess and especially that wasted garbage pile David Crosby.Gene Clark for the good looking one.

RomanHans said...

Two members were 20 and two were 23.

Just curious: is this a new, Trump-related phenomema where people post things they just make up?

Do Tell said...

Oh goody, someone's bringing politics into a non political topic..again.

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kitten1979 said...

Davy. Is deceased but I still don't think it's them too nice of guys and if it as they were programmed by their handlers to do so. Rabbit hole is deep.

shakey said...

OKC Teacher, thanks for that article!

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