Friday, July 27, 2018

Four For Friday - The Dark Arts

This could possibly be a first. Apparently this barely legal A- list mostly television actress who is the lead on a new show is in danger of getting fired. She is taking method acting to a whole new level and has been ritually sacrificing small animals and spending time with a group of people who like to simulate sacrificing women up to an including giving them sedatives to make it appear as if they are dead. The men in the group then have sex with the female. Our actress is talking about being one of the women "sacrificed." 

41 comments:

rinaisrad said...

Yuck

Rebecca101 said...

Kiernan shipka- Sabrina the teenage witch

notthisagain said...

wtf

notthisagain said...

@rebecca

OH SHIT YOU GOT IT! creepy...she seemed normal for a little while....

J said...

So edgy. Can't wait until Madonna ditches her grill for this.

sandybrook said...

I guess she fits....

Sal Salington said...

Where's the "four" in this "four for friday?"

Thonker said...

she looks like a creepy version of emma watson. Something about her is scary and I guess that explains the vibe lol

yepthatsme said...

Cmon girl, get on the anti Trump bandwagon! Then you will get 12-15 years to improve yourself! Go and fire a tweet on him and your job will be safe!

T. W. said...

Them dark arts ain't no joke. It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt.

s.s. said...

So the original creator of Archie/Sabrina dies and his lowlife heirs sell off his IP-Characters, Images, etc--to people who subvert and pervert them into dark shit.
Just remember this will happen to any fictional characters--book series, etc. that you may currently love.
They have no shame.

Stupidpervs said...

All that dark arts craps fake ...people are so gullible I guess that's how nexuim and heavens gate got their followers though someone has to control the brainless sheep and fools

Marianne Elba said...

Bullshit I'd say.

Stupidpervs said...

It's called thining the herd

Nummi said...

I'll wait until it comes out to pass judgement. I love Riverdale, and feel they did a great job making it something new while still keeping some of the original flare.

SteveD said...

If we're to believe other blinds here, shouldn't this get her a career promotion rather than fired?

timebob said...

I have to agree at first I was revolted at taking something so pure and innocent and turning it on his head with Riverdale.

But honestly who would think of Archie comics now. They brought it back to the mainstream. It was a creative and daring move.

Sal Salington said...

Still coming up three short on this four-fer.

Rita said...

Sometimes it just means “four paragraphs.” Today’s offering has me asking the same

summer said...

Lost child.

DDonna Tarttty said...

The things that have been done to Archie and he pals is disgusting. Not just on TV, there's Archie zombie comics with many beloved characters eating each other, etc.

Me Again said...

I live in Salem, surrounded by witches. Nobody sacrifices anything. Maybe their dignity, because they like to walk around in velvet capes and puffy sleeve shirts.

Flashy Vic said...

I thought PETA were all over these fucktarded Hollywood cunts like Somalis on a shipwrecked oiltanker?
I had the impression that in SoCal you couldn't as much as crunch on a buffalo wing flavoured Pringle without some pallid, anemic, androgynous, lank haired, trust funded liberal arts studying creature wearing hemp clothes and reeking of armpit and mung beans to come screaming in your face and accusing you of causing an animal holocaust.
I'll be disappointed if it's not true because if I ever visit the place I look forward to punching one of these fuckers into guacamole.

Geeljire said...

Anti-Geeljirism is not cool bucko

CJ said...

Funniest comment ever on CDaN.

Brayson87 said...

Oh f*ck that sh!t, you leave animals alone, go sacrifice yourselves to your dopey gods. Someone should tell this b!tch that it's the occult not the casting couch, her answer for everything shouldn't be letting a room full of ugly men f*ck her.

Cail Corishev said...

Translation: she thinks being gang-banged would be hot, so she's going to claim she's doing it to save her job. Yeah, that's the ticket.

RangiTeWhiti said...

is Kiernan Shipka really A list though?

Angela said...
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Angela said...

"Four for Friday" is a phrase that calls back to the early days of the site.

When the site started, there was just one blind item a day. The rest of the content of the blog consisted of some picture galleries (until the rights owners asked for compensation, which an entertainment lawyer didn't forecast), or some conversation starters. It was also active only from Monday to Friday.

Friday was an exception. It featured both "Full Frontal Friday" (which lasted only a few months), a gallery of nude male celebrities, mostly caps from movies, and "Four for Friday", a collection of four blind items, or a long blind item involving four different names, or a collection of blind items that were somewhat related, even if you couldn't always separate it into four different sections.

Around 2012-2013, the site suddenly started to produce around five blind items a day, then something like a dozen, every day of the week. Fridays are nothing special now, but the phrase "Four for Friday" stuck to celebrate the main blind item for this day.

Those were also the days where blind items started to look like fabrications, or NC-17 Mad Libs based on some piece published the same day by the Daily Mirror, but that's another issue.

Kimberlini said...

Report her!

Angela said...

It's quite funny that you're all following on Kiernan Shipka, while her name was definitely posted as a joke. Sabrina is light-hearted comedy involving a talking cat. If she went method for such a show, she'd need first to learn cat language.
Now it makes sense why so many people here take jokes at face value.

There's at least another witch show that premieres this fall, the reboot of Charmed. Sarah Jeffery, who is one of the three leads, is 22.

Kno Won Uno said...

Word

TwoDots said...

Name and shame. I’m so sick of cruelty to animals, and vapid HW c*nts sacrificing small animals should be crucified in the media.

Do Tell said...

Those poor freaking animals. Getting fired is not the only thing that should happen to this person. She needs to be prosecuted and imprisoned.

And there is nothing special about the Riverdale series. It is a generic teen drama show, and basically a darker mashup of Dawson's/90210, using the Archie characters' names. The radical changes to some of the characters is ridiculous as well.

Do Tell said...

Eh, I still prefer this site to the boring Blind Gossip, which is questionable itself.

DDonna Tarttty said...

This new liar Angela is sooooo easy to debunk:

> "Sabrina" imagines the origin and adventures of Sabrina the Teenage Witch (to be played by Mad Men’s Kiernan Shipka) as a dark coming-of-age story that traffics in horror, the occult, and, of course, witchcraft. Tonally in the vein of Rosemary’s Baby and The Exorcist, this adaptation finds Sabrina wrestling to reconcile her dual nature — half-witch, half-mortal — while standing against the evil forces that threaten her, her family, and the daylight world humans inhabit.

http://ew.com/tv/2018/01/07/sabrina-riverdale-cw-netflix/

Like Plot-TWISTED, Angela is a force for darkness, dishonesty, misinformation and the blind left-handed path. Everything he says will be a lie, like Plot-TWISTED and his subplots. They are good to have around, because when they appear they indicate we are on the right path.

Thus, obviously this is "Sabrina," Shipka and satan's network, Netflix.

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Do Tell said...

More crap spam. That should be enough for an IP ban.

Bigbro411 said...

And THIS is why there's a disclaimer on this blog saying what you read could be made up.

NicQuerica said...

Not down with the sacrifice of small animals and shit like that. But the idea of getting gang-banged while under sedation sounds kinda...intriguing for a number of reasons. As long as you agree to it beforehand and are legal age of consent, then hey....

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