Tuesday, July 24, 2018

Blind Item #9

This oft fired television host most of you know is trying to stick to his new national job. Apparently to try and control his instincts to hit on every single female at his new job, he has been spending every free moment at strip clubs and bringing home the ones who want to go with an old guy they maybe once saw on television when they were changing the channels.

27 comments:

sandybrook said...

Nick Cannon?

Tricia13 said...

Bryant Gumble?

RowdyRodimus said...

Phil Donahue, I hear he prefers strip clubs about 11 am on Mondays, it reminds him of his wife.

Jeff Weimer said...

Keith Olbermann?

DDonna Tarttty said...

Keith Olbermann. He's a pig.

S. McCormick said...

Olbermann.He also suffers from TDS.

gauloise said...

Bill O'Reilly has a new show

Unknown said...

You gotta watch the ones who protest too much with eyes in the back of your head. Hell, it’s even in hamlet “the bitch protest too much”

Cail Corishev said...

Olbermann makes ordinary TDS sufferers look mildly disturbed by comparison. That's a dude with some serious skeletons he's afraid of getting out. Of course he keeps getting hired, probably because they're all afraid if he had more free time and nothing to lose, he'd be even more destructive.

DDonna Tarttty said...

More like Olbermann's got something on them. He's a freak and a pig and he's probably got some key people on film. Anybody who's been around as long as he has and hung on as long as he has despite self-destructing over and over again has got to have significant dirt.

Brayson87 said...

Yeah whatever happened with Olbermann? Totally forgot he existed but he was pretty mouthy back in the day.

SophiaPetrillo77 said...

Only a stripper would go home with Olbermann, he is a wart on the ass of progress.

Janis said...

I hope this isn't AJ Benza. He's acting more nuts than usual lately (don't get me wrong, I love him like a Sopranos character and want him to keep talking) and said a few things very recently regarding bad behavior and wife & daughter. maybe he had a relapse. maybe Asia Argento truly is a witch and has cursed him.

Mahogany1 said...

What is TDS?

Ari said...

Steve Harvey

Mischief Girl said...

What Mahogany asked. What is TDS?

Cheez Whiz said...

Olbermann fits this perfectly. he's been fired from every job he ever had, and is now back at ESPN.

TDS is Trump Derangement Syndrome. A very common malady these days, sadly. It makes you unable to think rationally, as in "I'll believe *anything*, as long as it is anti-Trump". There are enough real-world things to use to slag off the Donald, but some people just can't resist the crazy. The sky is always falling, or everything is treasonous. Even the newspapers are affected these days, which is why they print so much anti-Trump stuff they later have to retract. I'm wagering that a fair bit of that is deliberate disinformation to smoke out leakers. Remember "Donald Junior got advance warning of the Wikileaks E-mail drop" kerfuffle? I was fake news. They got the date wrong. The leakers are going to regret that one.

Unknown said...

TDS? that's fuckin stupid

Adrian Zmed said...

Olbermann. Lock the thread. Formerly coupled with Katy Tur. That is how she got her job at 21. Banging him.

PotPourri said...

I just read this as Matt Lauer, but that's my small brain today.

Star and Flurry said...

Actually @unknown it's brilliant!

Lucy said...

Piers Morgan

Terri said...

Mahogany1 and Mischief Girl, TDS is Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Mike said...

TDS, Trump Derangement Syndrome. It's supposedly caused by extreme cognitive dissonance between one's belief that Trump could never win the election and the fact that he is now the President. TDS sufferes resolve the cognitive dissonance with the Russian collusion fantasy, i.e., he did not really win the presidency. More mild cases resolve the cognitive dissonance by discussing the wrongs of the electoral college. "He is not myPresident!" TDS sufferers can't maintain stability when confronted with any Trump successes because they predicted he would be a failure in every measure. As an example, when it first started looking as though there was a possibility of peace with North Korea, TDS sufferers put out the theory that Putin was behind the whole thing to make his lap-dog Trump look good while the Stormy Daniels story was erupting. In the end, the Stormy Daniels saga gave POTUS a health pac and leveled up his Chad approval ratings, so Putin's help wasn't needed anywy.

My little Spanish style cottage said...

Oh for the love of gawd, it's not AJ Benza..! The only power Asia Argentina has is the power to run her mouth...

My little Spanish style cottage said...

Damn spell correct..!!!! Argento...!!!

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