Wednesday, July 03, 2019

Blind Item #7

Apparently this foreign born B+ list athlete in her own country told her sometime girlfriend that she was going to marry a man. The next thing you know, the B+ lister was dead.

52 comments:

Rosie riveter said...

With a red scarf

L said...

Florijana Ismaili, the Swiss footballer who drowned?

Unknown said...

Ellie Soutter??

Trisha13 said...

Taylor Swift.

Trisha13 said...

Katy Perry

Trisha13 said...

And/ or bieber or demi or Jesus or whatever

J said...

Jesus, get a life.

DavidHowesCREBroker said...

It's sad when an anonymous troll has to impersonate a well known Reader on this or any site for that matter.

I don't understand the thrill derived from that.

=(

Count Jerkula said...

I didnt think the reaching for blinds could get lower than youtubers, but this is really a womens soccer blind? Whats next, street sweeper and pro bowling blinds?

Pearl said...

Google had a WFIFA banner on their homepage yesterday. Enterns gotta get their clicks!

VikingSong said...

The blog doesn't revolve around who you consider to be important, @Count Jerkula. There are plenty who are interested in female footballers who lead more interesting and successful lives than unfunny, internet cretins do..

HushHush said...

I think it's worthy. The Women's World cup is on, and it's in every news feed. Lots of lesbians in women's sports. Our dykes, vs. theirs! And gay relationships, especially have a much higher rate of domestic violence.
This story isn't unlike the sailing model drowning in Brazil this spring.

I chalked it up to cold water shock. If you dive too deep into lets say- a mountain lake like Como, the temperature difference could be huge. You go in, and you gasp, breath in water, and it's over faster than you can react to it. Kills lots of swimmers in spring- early summer.

Justme said...

Don't forget the : and...
Jlaw
Or
Jolie
Or
Mama June

Flashy Vic said...

@Count,

You wouldn't believe the way the BB fucking C are ramming that fucking woman's world cup farce down our throats here.
As if it's the biggest fucking thing since the moon landing.

And the standard of football is a joke....the refereeing is worse. Though maybe still not quite as bad as their Premier league professional male refereeing counterparts.

Any of those women's sides would struggle against even a mediocre amateur league side here. One full of Thirty five year olds with beer guts and incipient hernias. That's not an exaggeration. Though they could still all probably stuff Scotland these days😁.

But for the oh so fucking woke BBC and it's alphabet soup box ticking frenzy it's a fucking Godsend....sorry....it's a fucking imaginary deity or deities of all cultures and faiths all equally valid and worthy of respect no matter how ridiculous or bloodthirsty, except for that Judeo-Christian one, he's a cunt,-send.

It's jam packed with twofers, threefers, fourfers, even a few fivefers and sixfers.

Still if the whole self satisfied clusterfuck keeps those BBC cunts from chasing down innocent pensioners for the TV tax from which they used to be exempt and threatening them with jail, or letting their staff rape children and help cover it up, then I suppose it's all been worth it in the end.

Anonymous said...

Being a female pro soccer player is like having the biggest cock in the unsullied army

kiki71 said...

Uh Taylor and Katie aren't b list NOR are they dead.

sshockley said...

The real question is who is the sometime girlfriend, because the implication is that girlfriend had her killed.

kiki71 said...

PS. NOR are they athletes. I appreciate Trisha and others love to jump on and guess but when it is nowhere NEAR the blind as far as info goes it is really annoying.

Low Key said...

TV ... tax?

Low Key said...

Psst kiki that's not the real Tricia13 issa troll

Trisha13 said...

I'm shocked you didn't tell everyone a real estate story

Trisha13 said...

Don't project. It's just you


sandybrook said...

It's hot in Cincinnati today isn't it Kristin Walden? Lucky for you your children's hospital has a/c isn't it bitch?

sandybrook said...

Anyhow it figures these groups of Entys writers would turn a horrible accident into a murder. Tyler Skaggs has been dead 2 days already, and they haven't made it a murder yet. By the weekend, maybe.

Aussiegirl said...

Agree something strange about that she goes out on a boat with a teammate & never returns something fishy for sure

Aussiegirl said...

Maybe it was very deep 200m so it would be really cold

Krab said...

The pro bowling line is making me laugh and laugh, Jerkula.

Rosie riveter said...

Wait, sandy. he's a girl?
That would be fucking disappointing.

sandybrook said...

Be disappointed then Rosie, sorry. Enjoy the holiday weekend.

Tricia13 said...

You mean Kristin Walden “Wiglet” from the site years ago is DQYDJ,Derek and all the trillions of alters??!

Jimbonius said...

Damn, SB brought the fireworks to the party. Exploding trolls everywhere!

sandybrook said...

We've been there and done that 2 Sunday nights ago.

Flashy Vic said...

Yes Low Key,

the compulsory TV licence fee.

If you live in the UK and have any device capable of receiving a TV signal, then by law you have to pay the BBC £150 a year (about $190) EVEN IF YOU NEVER WATCH THE BB FUCKING C or use any of its dogshit services.

Most of the females in jail in Britain are there for not paying the licence fee. Most of them single mothers.

It used to be, until this year, that senior citizens over 75 were exempt from the licence fee.
But the price of cocaine has gone up or something and the BBC looked at the annual billions it extorts from innocent citizens and decided there wasnt enough loot in the kitty to finance that decrepit old nonce Attenborough jetsetting around the globe in business class on his tour of Four Season resorts so that he can whisper about fucking climate change in front of some fucking parrots in a bush in Tahiti before MaiTais and lap dances back at the hotel.

Or enough to keep Doctor Who telling us we're racists.

Or to keep a smug coterie of establishment middle class left wing "comedians" all represented by the same agency - no corruption there - in "news quiz" panel shows where they can sneer and mock at the little people who dared to vote in a referendum in a way not sanctioned by those their betters. The very same people obliged by law to struggle to find the money to pay the massive appearance fees to the smug lefty middle class funny ha ha comedians.

Or to provide shows about Pakistani lesbians on local radio to Cornish farmers.

Or...and probably most importantly...need more to keep their senior executives and functionaries and "talent" in the huge salaries that lets them live in the swanky North London oligarch ghettoes in the manner they have become accustomed.


So they went crying to Westminster. And that useless parcel of needle dicked traitors and perverts caved.

So now Mabel Robson (82) of Jesmond, Tyneside, has received a stern letter from the TV Licence Authority demanding their Danegeld, their pound of flesh, and she's worrying herself ill wondering where she's going to find the cash to pay it.
Things haven't been good since her Sid passed, maybe she can do without heating this winter. Let's just hope it wasn't as cold as last year.


The BBC is fucking cancer. It needs to be destroyed. I'd settle for very bloodily.


Now if you'll excuse me, I need to lie down now after that.😁

Rosie riveter said...

Ohhh well shit. I guess that makes sense. I just figured it was a boy. The only thing that can be nastier to a woman (than another woman) is a bitchy gay.
Either way, CHEERS! Happy fourth. Let's drink

sandybrook said...

Cheers! πŸΈπŸŽ‚πŸŽ‰

Tricia13 said...

Cheers πŸ₯‚ πŸ’«πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ™Œ

squirrelmistress said...

paul joseph watson did a funny video about female soccer players on youtube

Count Jerkula said...

No one is interested in soccer, much women's soccer. I cant wait until dudes who dont make the cut for mens teams tuck their junk, put on lipstick, and fill up the "women's" rosters, puttin those delusional broads, who think they should make as much as men when they generate 1/10th the revenue, out of work.

Count Jerkula said...

The only womens sports worth watching are gymnastics and gangbangs. Beach volleyball, if ya got a doobie.

Brayson87 said...

@Flash Vic, When you all want to declare independence from your Orwellian state let us know, we got your back. πŸ‘✊

Could never understand how a bunch of posh pansies could keep so many roughnecks and soccer hooligans under their thumb. I mean I know they stole all your guns but it's just a few shipping containers to correct that situation.

Unknown said...

I love you flashy vic

p.s.: haven't paid my abc licence in 15 years. Once a tv license 'person' came to my house. I didn't let them in, but informed them, while they were standing on my doormat, that I don't watch terrestrial television, only dvds and that if they'd wish to enter my premises they should come with a police search warrant next time. I also asked them to prove in court that I only watched dvds. I then wished them a good day and closed the door.
That was 6 years ago. I never got a tv license bill since then.

Vita said...

Flashy-- well argued, sir!

Count Jerkula said...

That where Monty Python'a Cat Detector Van skit comes from? They got/had tv detector vans?

Huckleberry said...

Dang, Vic, you should be a speech writer! That was beautifully written prose.

Flashy Vic said...

Yep they did, Count. But there were just empty vans with antennae on the top and TV Licence Authority on the sides driving around areas to scare people into paying their licence fee.

HushHush said...

@count I'm watching Sweden vs the Netherlands and I'm pretty sure there's a tyranny on the Netherlands. Shaved head, male pattern baldness. A forward. It going into extra time now.

kiki71 said...

@ count Jerkula nowhere here in the US might care but soccer is the biggest sport on the planet! really?

Drewholtaus said...

Cmon vic! Lucy bronze is solid four if you doll her up a bit

M52799 said...

Ok I'm scared because my kid goes to Cincinnati Children's Hospital. Stay away from my kid Derek.

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DWelsh said...

Not even women's footballers are interested in women's footballers.

A. said...

I dunno what's more lame, the Tricia troll, or the fact that kiki actually thought that was a legit Tricia guess πŸ€”

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