Thursday, July 04, 2019

Blind Items Revealed #45

May 28, 2019

This comedian is not just a comedian. He is an actor too. Also does voices. Foreign born. Several movie franchises. A hit television show in which he starred is in his past too. Married. He is probably A-/B+ list.

A former adult dancer was telling about some of her past clients and said this celebrity was for sure in the most strange behavior of anyone she had encountered, celebrity or otherwise. Six or seven years ago this comic actor visited her club. She didn't recognize him at first because his hair was gray and he looked older than he did on the show he was most known for. He made eye contact with her while she was performing and wouldn't break it. It wasn't normal ogling. She said it felt more like a predator stalking his prey.

Then one of the other dancers told her who he was. Being a fan, she went over to him and they talked for a while. She mentioned wanting to be an illustrator and he said his child liked drawing too, and he showed her toddler sketches of monsters on his phone. Bragging about his child made him seem less creepy to her.

After she got off for the night, they went back to her apartment and he orally serviced her. She was going to reciprocate when he asked her if she had a dildo. She grabbed a dildo and lube thinking he was going to use it on her. Instead he used it on himself and had her watch. He asked her to verbally abuse him because he gets off on humiliation. After he was done, he put the dirty dildo in his mouth and sucked on it while making her shout more insults at him as he masturbated with his other hand.

She said she never was able to watch anything else he has done since because of the images stuck in her head.

Jemaine Clement ("Flight of the Conchords")

26 comments:

Lucky13 said...

I guess vampires really do get bored with eternal life.

Nor Cal said...

Too bad. I think he is very talented but he apparently has some serious issues.

VikingSong said...

Assuming this is true then it goes without saying that he is one fucked up dude.

Nonya Bidness said...

I still would. He is hawt. Plus that's not that kinky.

Troy Dyer said...

Wow wow wowie wow wow.
Would have never guessed Jermaine and now I’m not sure I can see him in the same light

HushHush said...

Congrats Unknown, "aging like left out milk."
This one really got everyones wheels turning. I guess he's A list as he's in the next 4 Avatar sequels.

Lucky13 said...

Don't forget he was in the first two seasons of Legion as a pretty important character, plus What We Do In The Shadows.

SemiSpook37 said...

Takes the meaning of “Business Time” to a whole new level.

Redcaz said...

I did not see that coming

MattDaddy said...

Well there’s an image.

Mrs Libnish said...

Checked goog images...he looks like a wierdo

Tink said...

I didn’t want to know who this was really. But I can see this dude doing this. Ick.

Sook said...

So what if the guy lets his freak flag fly? None of my business!

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TruRes said...

God help me.

Buzz Lightyear said...

Well that's enough internet for today....

5551423 said...

fuck. i love flight of the conchords. oh well, at least he serviced her, at least he isn't a selfish creep, just a self-hating self-sabotaging dude who probably has mommy issues

Daemon said...

ADULT INDIVIDUAL HAS FETISH NOT INVOLVING NON-CONSENT, CHILDREN, OR ANIMALS! STORY AT 11!

Who. The. Hell. Cares? We've got assholes like Weinstein out there, but this is the gossipy bullshit people want to dump on? Really? If it's consenting adults, I don't give a damn who uses how many dildoes.

Mischief Girl said...

I have to agree with Sook and Daemon.

What he does turns me off, but he took care of her first, didn't force her to do anything against her will, and he has an unusual fetish.

It's his bedroom. I don't see a problem here.

earlybird2 said...

I'll pretend this is not true.

KaiserWilhelm'sGhost said...

Who's shocked about him putting his shit covered dildo in his mouth? I mean, he ate a stripper's pussy. That's way filthier.

filmfanb said...

WOW I was so stuck on will arnett! Atleass he didnt hurt anyone....I suppose

tinydancer61 said...

So glad I have no idea who this is!!

VikingSong said...

People triggered by folk who are understandably repulsed by a dude, allegedly, sucking his anal juices off a dildo he used on himself. LOL!

AuntBee said...

Shit. Literally. Now I can’t unknow this. Sad face.

SlimKeith said...

Ah man, can't you put some kind of rating system on these blinds? That fucking image is burned in my eye balls and I'm a delicate flower, damn it.

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