Random Photos Part Two
Win a gold medal and get invited to Fashion Week, where if you are Aly Raisman you get to sit to such luminaries as Michelle Trachtenberg, Katrina Bowden, and Lauren Conrad who seems to be going with a theme in her clothes this week.
Also at Fashion Week was the unnaturally tan Danielle Jonas and her husband Kevin who appears to have gone with a pirate shirt.
Kimora Lee Simmons is very very tall.
Jenna Dewan backstage at Fashion Week.
Holly Madison has a new line of pet products. Her job is to stand in front of them.
So, do you think Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson will ever split?
Jennifer Lopez looks different.
The world through cell phone cameras.
Kate Upton seems to be everywhere these days.
Oh dear .. Jonas Wife must be on the Lindsey Lohan program for self tanners.
ReplyDeleteAtleast she's brown and not streaky orange!
DeleteI really like Jenna Dewan's dress.
ReplyDeleteLove Diane Kruger and J Jackson together...
ReplyDeleteLooks like the Jonas dude carefully considered he was going to a fashion show, so he chose his most 'fashion forward' look for the occasion.
ReplyDeleteBwahahahaha...Sorry, I think his shirt is SO bad.
Are we sure that Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler never got together during idol? Cause that picture sure looks like their spawn.
ReplyDeleteReveal on the other blind item today with Holly M..rich baby daddy who isn't rich anymore.
ReplyDeleteThe Joshua Jackson picture is perfect for my Fringe marathon.I don't care what people say season 4 is pure gold.
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ReplyDeleteThat BETTER not be the impending doom hint of a Kruger/Jackson split.
ReplyDeleteThat dress that Holly Madison is wearing looks like it's one of those which is sold in a bag in the hosiery section of a Chinatown store.
ReplyDeleteThe little girl behind Osborne and Simmons looks so unimpressed, lol.
ReplyDeleteThat's one of Kimora's daughters.
DeleteKevin Jonas inner monologue: "I'm sil-kay sil-kay!"
ReplyDeleteI laughed out loud at the first two pics even before reading the captions. Then I had the church giggles at work!
ReplyDeleteJenna Dewan-Tatum is so gorgeous!
ReplyDeleteDiane Kruger might be tempted if she met Barry Weiss from Storage Wars, he made his millions in produce.
ReplyDeleteMonster- She is unimpressed! I caught that, too, she's Kimora's daughter.
ReplyDeleteKate Upton really needs a stylist, she has a great body but she dresses for a traditional model figure.
Looks like Mama Bear Lopez is letting Baby Bear dress her now.
I don't think the Jonas wife is unnaturally tan....it is the end of summer. She isn't orange.
ReplyDeleteoh J.Lo.....*rolls eyes*
For a second there I thought JLO was the late Laura Branigan
ReplyDeleteThe late Laura Branigan!
DeleteWhat?! How did I miss that?
@Looziana
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@Del
lol...did he really?! I am so enamoured with him. My bf makes me watch that with him.
Kate Upton is beautiful but yes, I agree the way she dresses makes her body look so oddly proportioned.
Lauren Conrad is doing that stupid head tilt thing again.
ReplyDeleteIs that the Jonas brother who is on some horrible show called The Next? I saw a few minutes of it the other day and he (I think it was a Jonas) was so swarthy looking. Like his whole face was one big unibrow.
Love the little girl behind Kelly & Kimora - it looks like she is saying to herself - you ain't all that Kimora!!!! Love Photo Bombs!!!
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ReplyDeleteKimora looks good in that photo. Sometimes I see her and I think, "Wow, she's beautiful." Sometimes I see her and I think, "Whoa, she is goofy looking." Today is one of her good days.
ReplyDeleteTheir love will never die. Unless the world runs out o cucumbers...
ReplyDeleteHaha! I was just thinking along those same lines!
DeleteI want Diane and Joshua to have babies. Is that too much to ask? They'd both be great parents. Of course they may not want kids, but no matter.... :)
ReplyDeleteI really hope your caption of Joshua and Diane isn't hinting at something. It's nice to see him happy and settled.
ReplyDeletePoor Aly Raisman, I hope Trachtenberg didn't give her hell.
ReplyDelete@goes in circles, Yes, he really did. He and his brother ran a produce business into big bucks. Barry is worth about nine million, the richest of all the bidders.
ReplyDeleteI have a major crush on him!
What happened to Laura Branigan? Wow.
ReplyDeleteThe little girl photo bombing the two Ks is one of Kimora's daughters. They're not easily impressed.
I wonder how Kimora is doing financially?
Califblondy, Laura Branigan died a few years ago....
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ReplyDeleteEvery time I see Kelly Osborne with these faded out hair colors all I can think about is Mrs Slocombe from Are You Being Served?
ReplyDeleteMe too! I thought I was the only dork that thought that!
DeletePS - don't know if you're a dork or not, but 100% confident I am ;o)
I'm watching Doctor Who on Netflix if that tells you anything;)
DeleteAnd I just hit my hubby up for a $950 handmade Doctor Who chessboard and I've never played the game in my life!
I can't look at the Jonas wife. Her face is too asymmetrical. Laura Branigan died in 2004. :(
ReplyDelete@LeGrange, I see you did there ;)
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who thinks Michelle T has gained weight? At least 15 lbs. Not being snarky, just curious.
ReplyDeleteDid Laura have brain cancer? It's coming back to me now...off to Google her.
ReplyDelete@misspoppypanys she tends to yoyo with her weight
ReplyDeleteKate Upton isn't everywhere: she isn't in my apartment. But she is welcome here.
ReplyDeleteI just shrieked in my head, "WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ASK THAT?!" when I read the Joshua Jackson/Diane Kruger caption. So I guess my answer is, "No. Please no."
ReplyDeleteOkay, I am going to admit to being clueless here - what's the deal with Diane Krueger and vegetables/cucumbers?
ReplyDeleteLucas, check out this blind.
ReplyDeleteOh my. That's pretty damned hot though, IMO.
DeleteSo that Jonas is gay...in 1983.
ReplyDeleteKevin Jonas's shirt is more like gay man's Studio 54 throwback.
ReplyDeleteI like watching Married to Jonas, I really like Danielle.
ReplyDeleteMichelle Trachtenberg wins the gold medal in bitch face.
ReplyDeleteKimora looks like an Amazon next to Kelly (who I think is kinda tiny).
ReplyDeleteDanielle is strange looking but I can't quite put my finger on why.
Bad fake tan. Bad. Bad. Bad.
ReplyDeleteSo Lauren Conrad is still a thing?
ReplyDelete@Del Riser I dig Barry, I would love to have drinks with him at a bar. I can only imagine the stories he has to tell.
ReplyDeletegoing to fashion week sounds so boring to me. (but then my wardrobe would reflect that!) does fashion week sound fun or interesting to anyone? seems like reading about it later, in a magazine or online would be more efficient.
ReplyDeleteIt's really an industry conference like any other....just with outrageous parties, gorgeous people, celebs...
Delete@YourNameHere: you admit that?
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Next to the other ladies, Michelle looks rather ghostly. She must be the only gal in Hollywood that doesnt have a lifetime membership at a tanning salon.
ReplyDelete@Me, I feel you. There are a million conferences I'd prefer to attend: Comic-con, thriller-con (murder mystery writers), the big auto shows where they unveil new concept cars, a dance festival, the state fair where I can see giant pumpkins, the list goes on and on...
ReplyDelete@L rod, I agree, he would be a hoot. He seems to have quite a ribald sense of humor.
ReplyDeleteLORD! That Jonas picture! hahahaha I.CANNOT.STOP.LAUGHING! ahahaha I've spilled my tea! hahahaha Thanks for posting that one. hahaha
ReplyDeleteThere must be some tragic reason why Michelle T. NEVER smiles. Any idea? Why does she still get jobs? She's got little talent.
ReplyDeleteRegarding Michelle T., Maybe she's from the Posh Spice school of glamoooour, where not smiling = sophisticated.
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