Saturday, April 06, 2024

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Blind Item #8

This newly married actress has been sucking face with her co-star as much as possible.

Blind Item #7

The one named A+/A list actor/entertainer was/is really hoping someone adds him as a number two on a ticket.

Blind Item #6

This stay young "serum" that was all the rage a decade or so ago among actresses in Hollywood is why they now have the debilitating disease.

Blind Item #5

This north of the border singer got a new tattoo for his cult leader.

Blind Items Revealed #4

March 29, 2024

The celebrity CEO knows the first quarter is going to be a blood bath. So, he is trying to distract by offering for free the product he usually charges five figures. It still doesn't work though.

Elon Musk/FSD

Blind Items Revealed #3

March 29, 2024

This permanent A list mostly movie director who is an Oscar winner/nominee is trying to get distributors for a new movie. There have been problems because of the organized campaign to remind distributors that the director supports/enables the director (not Polanski) who ra*ed the 12 year old and filmed it.

Francis Ford Coppola/Megalopolis/Victor Salva

Blind Items Revealed #2

March 29, 2024

The A- list celebrity offspring has eclipsed the parental unit. The offspring took a very subtle shot at her long time enemy. It was quite well done.

Hailey Bieber/Stephen Baldwin/Selena Gomez

Blind Items Revealed #1

March 29, 2024

The three named criminal is being offered a lot of money to yacht and to do OnlyFans. A husband was just going to stand in the way. 

Gypsy Rose Blanchard (and a few days later an Only Fans page for her showed up)

Blind Item #4

The flowering financial institution isn't saying anything that I wasn't saying a decade ago about the foreign born B+ list singer who thought her kids and not her drug use brought her career to a crashing halt.

Blind Item #3

Her dad would definitely approve of the four decade age difference because that is what he does. It is pretty sad though that his barely there celebrity offspring has to do it to try and get the bag because her parents blew threw tens, if not hundreds of millions of dollars.

Blind Item #2

Interesting that while the wife of one and the girlfriend of the other are both pushing the Disney lives and happy family narratives, the men in the equation are looking miserable. Unless they're with each other or talking about each other, that is. Even when asked directly, all the boyfriend could muster was the party line about his "romantic" relationship.

Blind Item #1

We are now up to two artists from this South American country that the one named permanent A list singer stole from on her new record without giving credit to them in advance. 

Friday, April 05, 2024

Blind Item #13

This very controversial and divisive A- list celebrity recently had surgery. It was to fix one of her fake breasts.

Blind Item #12

This A/A- list daytime star is being suspended for ten days for bringing a gun on set.

Blind Item #11

This foreign born A list mostly movie actor from multiple franchises didn't want the new family member shared on social media, but his significant other has a thirst that can't be quenched.

Blind Item #10 - Reader Blind

The A list singer with the new Country album was going to surprise her fans in the West African nation with a meet & greet but cancelled when her team told her about the recent child marriage controversy with the priest and 12 year old. Millions of dollars lost in sponsorship opportunities for the nation’s businesses. The British male West DJ who was exposed as a predator in England has been out there though.

Blind Item #9

The foreign born B-list presenter in America and A list presenter in her own country who left the US in a hurry is sucking up the network taking advantage.

She rejected the UK show, only return to the table to renegotiate months after and accepted shitty conditions. It just so happened to be following the A list singer’s lawsuit against the US show our British star hosted and its creator. 

It’s clear she got out to avoid being dragged into it. She had been on the show since 2006 after all… What did she know? 

Blind Items Revealed #5

March 29, 2024

You would think the former A list actress who played an iconic television character could afford a better plastic surgeon who doesn't make her look like she is wearing a kabuki mask. 

Jennifer Aniston

Four For Friday - The Publisher

The foreign born A list talent agent turned author (#1) in her own country has been majorly screwed over. 

She created a best selling trilogy with an independent publisher who loved her and did everything to make it big. It worked, the first book (#2) was translated into 10 languages and sold 300,000 units worldwide. 

Ahead of the follow up (#3), it caught the eye of this publisher (#4) who poached her. They said they were so impressed at how she reignited the “Bonkbuster” genre and promised to publish in every single country, pumping money into billboards and prime the trilogy for a Hollywood remake. 

They lied to her. 

They did nothing. 

The author used her entire advance money to pump into the promotion, the publisher gave her a publicist from the children’s department to market what was going to be dubbed “the raunchiest book of the year”, took the manuscripts and published the book with endless typos - even changing character’s names.

They then refused to publish in Australia, despite the author being huge there and one of the storylines in the book - a leading soap opera being cancelled and then revived on streaming, was taking place in real life with Neighbours. The author offered to pay her expended to travel go Australia and promote the book. They refused. 

They also refused to publish in over 100 other countries. Several countries, especially within the EU, have “use it or lose it” policies when publishing, incurring compensation checks. 

It’s clear they bought our author, to keep it on the DL and let it flop. They wanted to eliminate competition for other new writers on the roster, who they want to take the Queen of the Bonkbuster crown, which endless outlets have given to our author - and all the worldwide sales that go with it. 

The third book, (#5), is due to release this year, as a self publisher. Our author is owed money well into the 6 figures and the publisher is now ignoring, completely ghosting the author and her legal team. 


Your Turn

The most you have spent to attend a concert or sporting event.

Blind Items Revealed #4

March 28, 2024

The half dollar former rapper just keeps lobbing bombs from the sidelines. He has plenty of skeletons in his closet. He thinks money and fear have all of that locked down.

50 Cent

Blind Items Revealed #3

March 28, 2024

Is the alliterate one directly involved in the attacks on the wife of the next in line? No. Does she know they happen? Yes. Does she do anything to stop it? No. She loves it. It is her Selena vs Hailey. It makes her feel as popular as them. As she will soon discover, she doesn't have the conversion rate they do.

Meghan Markle/Kate Middleton

Blind Items Revealed #2

March 28, 2024

The girlfriend of the producer/wannabe rapper thinks it is great that she ended up running a string of women. It is way better than just being one of the string like she used to be.

Yung Miami/Sean Combs

Blind Item #8

The people of the late night talk show host have definitely been greasing the wheels to make sure footage of an incident never sees the light of day.

Blind Item #7

The boyfriend hates being hidden. His A list boyfriend knows that and usually vacations on yachts or private estates. It is unusual for the A lister to vacation somewhere so openly that he knows the boyfriend can't enjoy too.

Blind Items Revealed #1

March 28, 2024

One of the captors of the permanent A list "singer" just keeps getting drawn deeper and deeper into the troubles of the producer/wannabe rapper. Now, she was the paymaster for the sex trafficking?

Robin Greenhill/Britney Spears/Sean Combs

Blind Item #6

The celebrity CEO getting drunk in front of his young child is pretty much on brand for the CEO. 

Blind Item #5

The promoters of this festival are offering seven figures for this A+ list singer to just show up at the event. They think it will help the awful ticket sales.

Blind Item #4

The producer has a lot more recordings to help a lot more victims should they also want to sue the producer/wannabe rapper or his family members or friends.

Blind Item #3

The pint sized comedian did file a report with the FBI about being blackmailed by his assistant and a vlogger.

Blind Item #2

The foreign social media app is trying to demonetize as many high profile creators as possible by pretending their use of normal words are algocodes for bad things.

Blind Item #1

This blackjack playing rapper is having difficulty selling tickets for his upcoming tour. It's one thing to pack venues when co-headlining with a bigger artist, but it's another to do it by yourself. 

Thursday, April 04, 2024

Blind Item #13

This former A+ list singer is A- list now. He is bragging that he somehow knew about the huge cash heist this week before it was going to happen.

Blind Item #12

This former A list actress was in a massive franchise. She was not happy to go backstage and see one of her co-stars on her knees servicing the significant other of the actress. It was how the co-star got the job.

Blind Item #11

By the time the screening of the premiere ended, this A- list actor from an acting family had finished an entire 750ml bottle of vodka and left the evidence under his seat for the cleaners to pick up.

Blind Item #10 - Reader Blind

This Sports Commentator used to play professionally. His surname rhymes with Nacho. He is in trouble at work because the execs he is desperate to impress have worked out that his approval ratings within his own demographic  are in the gutter. He was signed to bring in their advertising dollars but is losing them. They have metrics to measure popularity and his numbers are Uncomfortable. He is on thin ice.

Blind Item #9

The nephew who shares a bed with this A- list actress is now being called a close family friend.

Blind Items Revealed #5

March 27, 2024

The feds are looking into whether this recently arrested former college athlete was involved in illegal betting while playing.

Brendan Paul

Today's Blind Items - Fired

It was definitely surprising when this series regular left the show when it was at its peak. He had come in to the show halfway through its run and his persona on the show was making him a lot of money outside the show. A lot of money. That money depended him being on the show. For years, the show runner ignored the way underage extras that he was always hitting on and looked the other way when he could convince them to come to his dressing room on set. Then, with a few episodes left one season, he went too far with a teen who was 14 or 15. He didn't like that she said no when he wanted her to touch him and got angry and pushed her and she broke her arm when she fell to the ground. The parents were threatening all kinds of legal action. The producers and network paid a lot of money to make things go away, but our actor had to go to make the parents satisfied. The parents. The network and producers actually were going to let the guy continue on the show. In fact, the same producers hired him again for a very short lived show, but told him he was going to leave the teens alone. The short lived show was filled with teens and it wasn't long before he was up to his old ways. New network management came in and just decided to shut down the whole show rather than have anything bad happen again.

Your Turn

 Someone famous that you just don't understand why they are.

Blind Items Revealed #4

March 27, 2024

If you are selling bird seed and a million other things, are you really a brand or are you just throwing things at the wall and seeing what sticks? It seems like the latter for the alliterate one.

Meghan Markle

Blind Items Revealed #3

March 27, 2024

This married permanent A list rapper met with a criminal defense attorney yesterday. Is he worried about being next?

Jay-Z

Blind Items Revealed #2

March 26, 2024

This foreign born A+/A list singer seemingly picks the worst boyfriends time and time again. This one probably won't stalk her, but he is controlling every aspect of her life and she is definitely afraid of him which doesn't sound good at all.

Dua Lipa/Callum Turner

Blind Item #8

This former A+ list social media star turned reality star sent bots, followers and her PR team after a guy online who was exposing her fake life.

Blind Item #7

The permanent A list rapper thought there would be a fair chance he would be in jail by the time Labor Day rolled around, so canceled his festival.

Blind Items Revealed #1

March 26, 2024

He is not named as a defendant and there is no reason to ever think he should be one, but the ginger haired one can't love the association/headlines he is getting right now with the sex trafficker who had his homes raided. 

Prince Harry/Sean Combs

Blind Item #6

The former superhero should be very careful with the woman who has been identified as his girlfriend. She has been accused of scamming people out of many thousands of dollars. She sees dollar signs when she sees our former superhero.

Blind Item #5

This celebrity mom is trying to convince everyone she is the victim, when it was her who stole the actor from her daughter. The daughter would seemingly be the victim. The mom is just upset she got called out for it publicly.

Blind Item #4

This former A- list actor was supposedly kicked out of an organization. It doesn't feel like it, considering how hard he is recruiting for it while in prison.

Blind Item #3

This A list singer who started off acting lost so much weight filming her most recent movie that the costume designer had to make the smallest mannequin made, even smaller by chipping away at it with a chisel.

Blind Item #2

The billionaire was thwarted this week. So, he is going to buy the studio that is headed to bankruptcy. This guy will do anything to make his offspring a star.

Blind Item #1

The foreign born A list TV presenter in her own country and B- list in the US left the States in a hurry to a British presenting job, which she initially rejected when she wasn’t offered what she wanted, after delivering the goods during a guest hosting stint. 

She is now on a similar fee on this daily show, to the US show she presented one season a year, but has to present this British show every day to get it. She also wanted another co-host, the network gave her someone else. 

The network smelled a rat and knew to take advantage, nobody has a winning hand when they have to return to the table to negotiate after such a rejection. 

Wednesday, April 03, 2024

Blind Item #13

A national sports reporter says she was sexually assaulted after a recent award show and it involves an A+ list celebrity.

Blind Item #12 - Reader Blind

Why is the Canadian rapper tied to so many people who have been accused of Harvey Weinstein crimes. There is the Not Nice person who intimidated one of his victims into withdrawing her claims. There is the Porta Papi and there is his former Bird boss. The Butterfly rapper knows about it all and is getting ready to expose him. That is why he scared to respond.

Blind Item #11

This A- list actress seemingly is always involved in reboots of classic franchises. Even though she is closer to 30 than to 20, she looks like she isn't old enough to drive and she takes advantage of that with the kink her married lover has. He pays her several million dollars a year to act 16.

Blind Item #10 - Reader Blind

This former child actor, who was recently under fire for an insensitive reaction to the Quiet On Set doc., is hiding information involving Dan Schneider and top executives from Nickelodeon. This info. could bring down Schneider along with the whole of Nickelodeon. The people involved are trying to keep this individual from speaking out.

Blind Item #9

Now, in hindsight, people are looking at the producer/wannabe rapper and his "charity" that he ran about a decade ago. Basically, it involved giving drunk women, especially celebrities a ride home. The more drunk the better. Our producer/wannabe rapper would sometimes personally take them home.

Blind Items Revealed #5

March 26, 2024

These two sports leagues are at war over a holiday. It has traditionally always belonged to the league with the round ball as their kind of launch, but now are being forced out of the date by the more popular league.

Christmas/NBA/NFL

Today's Blind Items - The Reunion

The B list singer in her own country, A- list singer throughout Europe and Asia and A+ in her musical trio is facing pressure to reunite with her group.  She endured a barrage of bullying from bandmates and racist attacks from management, the record label and tabloids, making her famously reclusive. She’s now reclaiming her spotlight one gig at a time and enjoying her career on her own terms.

What’s more, the band member who eclipsed her fame in the UK, via the casting couch, spent years dismissing any chance of a reunion, now needs it more than ever. As allegations continue to swirl around the talent show she’s a judge on and no credible primetime projects in the pipeline (her latest brand endorsement was for a car dealership), she’s looking for an exit plan and saw a reunion as her golden opportunity. 

She recently used a promo trail for a flop solo re-release (a vinyl limited edition run of 500 units which didn’t sell) to put feelers out, claiming “unfinished business”, which our B lister is ignoring. The silent third member is never a problem, she does as she’s told and is in no position to challenge otherwise. 

As the lead vocalist with unmatched songwriting talent, our B lister holds the power while her former bandmates clamor for her return. The former bandmates categorically can’t sing or write. 

Right now, she would sell a kidney quicker than rejoin. 

Your Turn

 What celebrity would make the most money on OnlyFans?

Blind Items Revealed #4

March 26, 2024

Pretty sad that perpetually unemployed actor couldn’t be bothered to show up to the New York premiere of his wife's new show. She was at his failed Broadway opening supporting him last year but he couldn’t be bothered to return the favor which was also her first time producing. Instead, he was across the country hanging out in Palm Springs hanging out with friends. He's since deleted his Instagram, by the way.

Chris Wood/Melissa Benoist/Girls on the Bus

Blind Items Revealed #3

March 25, 2024

The alliterate one wants some big financial backing for her new project so has been taking meetings with investors from this Asian country who would love to have her visit the country and also can make sure her company is a success by allowing her products to be sold in that country.

Meghan Markle/American Riviera Orchard/China

Blind Items Revealed #2

March 25, 2024

This former A+ list TikTok star turned failed actress has two high profile churches fighting for her "business." They know she will bring in a lot of new people into whatever church she chooses. High profile influencers can make a ton of money right now if they can get their followers to attend specific churches in person or online.

Addison Rae

Blind Item #8

This one named A- list singer has always looked up to and admired this alliterate singer. That is until the alliterate singer wouldn't take no for answer when trying to hit on the one named singer.

Blind Item #7

The interview of this A- list actress who used to be the subject of incredible amounts of fan fiction and is now a streamer mainstay was almost called off this morning because of how much of a pain she was being. She is not a nice person any longer.

Blind Items Revealed #1

March 25, 2024

At a brainstorming session at the cable news channel that can't go any lower than their rock bottom ratings, they need a new morning show. A suggestion which was not dismissed out of hand was one that would have as co-host the former 1/435th who got kicked out. 

CNN/George Santos

Blind Item #6

This foreign born A- list celebrity/porn star/drug addict in her own country, and non existent to anyone other than us outside of it is playing with fire. Her fired publicist is scorned and out for revenge. She’s showing anyone she meets private photos of the coke fiend and sharing stories. The stories and photos are grim. The most popular story involves the tabloid tart and a cage fighter and the photos are of her laying on a bed with the cage fighter’s faces on her stomach.


Blind Item #5

The foreign born A list TV presenter in her own country and B- list in the US who left her plum US primetime gig in a hurry has a knack for going from one show embroiled in a sex scandal to another. 

Blind Item #4

This three named actress made it seem as if her wedding two years ago was a secret. Maybe she thought it was a secret, but all her fans knew about it at the time. It was a pretty lousy secret.

Blind Item #3

The A list everything in her mind celebrity can rebrand her upcoming tour all she wants, but she is still going to have cancel more shows and change to some smaller venues to make this look at all successful. 

Blind Item #2

The weekly music trade has gone all in on supporting the people who have made a fortune exploiting the permanent A list "singer." The problem the trade is going to have going forward is those same people are up to their ears with the producer/wannabe rapper.

Blind Item #1

The barely there celebrity offspring of two permanent A listers self diagnosed the medical condition she recently announced by using a questionnaire from a monthly magazine. Yeah, so no doctor or neurologist. 

Tuesday, April 02, 2024

Blind Item #13

This foreign born former soap star turned sex worker is trying her hardest to get pregnant with the baby of this offspring of a permanent A+/A list singer solo and in a group.

Blind Item #12

The only thing this A list singer solo and in a duo likes doing more than gambling, is doing coke. I wonder if one led to the other.

Blind Item #11

Just as I told you last week, and was confirmed today, the one named foreign born singer/industry plant who was pushed harder than almost anyone in recent memory flopped hard. The label sold about 10% of what they had been expecting six months ago when they started the push.

Blind Item #10 - Reader Blind

The brother of the beloved X Factor Britain winner got a school girl pregnant in England. This is the same dusty brother who was caught trying to sell drugs to an undercover reporter. The same dusty brother who hit his girlfriend. His sister cut him off when she found out but the girl,  but the whole thing is about to blow up because someone from the girls’ high school tried to sell the story to a news desk here in LA. 

Blind Item #9

This foreign born A+/A list singer has been paying off certain tabloids in his home country to not talk about the collapse of his marriage or his drug use.

Blind Items Revealed #5

March 25, 2024

If you are the alliterate reality star and the football player, don't you have to be actually dating before you can break up?

Kim Kardashian/Odell Beckham

Today's Blind Items - The Friends

They knew each other. People are not making the connection, but it is right there in the open. Last year, prior to the mysterious death, they were hanging out together in public and were known to discuss their common interest at length. Their common shared interest is the billionaire. Both had long histories with the billionaire, although the one who died last year had a much longer history than the one who recently died. The one who recently died, also died under very mysterious circumstances. They both died of Putin specials. In between, was the former hockey player who as far as we can determine so far, didn't know the billionaire but died in the same manner as the others. The former hockey player did know the one who died just a couple of days earlier. It is unknown if he knew the one who died last year.

Your Turn

Meghan Markle has not been able to source any of her products from the American Riviera. What country will be the number one manufacturer of the products she sells?

Blind Items Revealed #4

March 24, 2024

The foreign born permanent A list model is basically saying that unlike her former husband, her current boyfriend doesn't lie to her or cheat on her all the time.

Gisele Bündchen/Tom Brady/Joaquim Valente

Blind Items Revealed #3

March 24, 2024

Apparently, the permanent A list country singer has decided to make his wife part of the show most nights of this tour. Could he get her to stop lip synching?

Blake Shelton/Gwen Stefani

Blind Items Revealed #2

March 24, 2024

The one named A/A list actress and the alliterate A/A- list actress are fighting about money. Each wants to be paid more than the other. Instead of doing that, how about just canceling the pay cable show because a third season never made sense anyway and don't look anything like high school students.

Zendaya/Sydney Sweeney/Euphoria

Blind Item #8

This alliterate celebrity/talking head got her former boss to shell out $10M to buy a sex tape of the celebrity that was shot without her permission but was about to be spread online just in time for election season.

Blind Item #7

If there are many more days like today, the celebrity CEO is going to be forced to sell off his stock. He won't go bankrupt, but he will be reduced to single digit billions.

Blind Items Revealed #1

March 24, 2024

This initialed rapper got what he wanted from the princess singer/actress. He gets income from her for the next eighteen years and a social media prop he can market. Plus, a whole new crop of women that want to be with him.

DDG/Halle Bailey

Blind Item #6

This A/A- list actress is a nepo baby. She thinks she isn't but she is. Her slightly slightly slightly lower on the list sibling has always embraced being a nepo baby.

Blind Item #5

This liquor conglomerate might want to hold off signing a new brand ambassador until everything shakes out. They really should think twice about that nine figure commitment to someone who has been accused of rap**g and beating women.

Blind Item #4

The ex of this barely there celebrity used to have an OnlyFans. With all the buzz about the much higher on the list significant other of the barely there celebrity, OnlyFans has personally reached out to the significant other and offered a $5M guarantee for her first month on the site. The company estimates she could make as much as $50M and make more money than any other person on the site ever. 

Blind Item #3

This old, permanent A+ list singer/songwriter made it a point to find someone to cover this very controversial song from much much earlier in his career. 

Blind Item #2

Pretty random that some pap would show up in Costa Rica to catch the A- list singer who hasn't had any good music in a decade. Maybe she should focus on the music and not getting snapped with the new boyfriend.

Blind Item #1

The hard to spell model has been in this space for her lousy company. Apparently, things are even worse than we thought. The company is on the verge of bankruptcy and the employees are being screwed over.

Monday, April 01, 2024

Blind Item #15 - Reader Blind

The Middle Alphabet rapper from Britain is laughing all the way to the bank because he is given all of the brand deals that were supposed to go to the Porta Papi before he was cancelled . Morality clauses stop companies from doing business with artists with bad reputations because that drives share prices down. The Porta Papi makes his money in Dubai and the Middle Alphabet rapper makes legitimate money selling music and modelling for the Pentland company. Should have left the little girls alone. 

Blind Item #14 - April Fool's Wig Blinds

Rachel Maddow may or may not take off her wig on tonight's show.

Chrissie Hynde's wig blew off while she was walking in London. A passerby retrieved it for her.

Laurie Anderson has a wig that looks exactly like her hair, and will take it off at the end of her show on her current tour.

Wendy Melvoin is nicknamed "Wig" because she's always moving around, but like Laurie she herself has a self wig which was revealed when Lisa accidentally pulled it off.

Blind Item #13

This former dual threat A list actress and all around great person doesn't want to use the weekly shot to lose weight. She wants to prove it to herself and others she can do it the hard way.

Blind Item #12 - Reader Blind

The Lip licking rapper , the A List everything in her mind and the Def producer made one of the worst predator’s in the world wealthier by sampling him on their 2006 hit. The predator has been using that money to stay out of jail but his time is coming. He has been accused of molesting a minor and then trafficking the young boy to other pedophiles as recently as 2021. He uses the royalties he receives from BMI to keep his lifestyle going as the survivors suffer. They should go after that money. The Tune Code is 499029AU

Blind Item #11

What you didn't hear the still very young A list singer tell the fans of the A+ list singer, but has been telling everyone in her circle for the last few weeks, "I have an Oscar, and she doesn't."

Blind Item #10 - Reader Blind

CDAN has eyes everywhere. Someone who stamped the male DJ’s passport in Nigeria noticed that he has travelled to predominantly Black countries since he was exposed as a predator. This is the British male DJ who looks like the witch from Snow White. He doesn’t know what is about to hit him if he thinks he can get away with hunting little girls in those countries. One of the countries he targets is the same one the Bob media personality runs his “agency” from. The DJ violates underage girls. The Risky star exploits young men from poor villages. Both will be exposed. 

Blind Item #9

 Apparently, the alliterate reality star just watched her co-star have sex with the A list singer and that is it.

Blind Items Revealed #5

March 23, 2024

The next in line and his wife should have told the alliterate one and the ginger haired one and no one else, just to see how fast the news would have been leaked and from where.

Prince William/Kate Middleton/Meghan Markle/Prince Harry

Today's Blind Items - The Top Floor

There are so many bars in this northern California town that brag about rooftop bars or visiting the top floor lounge, that this hotel, which does also have a top floor bar is lost in the shuffle. It is not that it is not spectacular, because it is, but when someone who belongs to a certain group of people mention the top floor, it is not the current top floor, but the previous top floor.

It is confusing for a reason. Way back in the day, this mansion was home to normal society events and then also hosted debauched events which often consisted of hundreds of women brought over from Asia on ships. Prior to being handed out to manual laborers from the same country, they were first offered to male members of the elite. Often, they would keep one or two for their own or perhaps they would just sample the wares and then pass them along to the laborers. 

When they did decide to keep them, they paid room and board at the mansion for their mistresses. The women were kept one level below the main level of the house. When they were summoned by their owner, they would use one of the bedrooms on the upper levels of the house.

Everything was great until a little over 100 years ago, the mansion burned to the ground and with the exception of the women that were spending time with owners in an upper floor, every other woman perished. The whole building was destroyed. When a hotel was built in the same place, they used the floor where all the women died as the base. It was the top floor of what had been left of the mansion. So, the basement of the hotel, is actually the "top floor" club. It is this club that decides who gets invited to the woods in the summer. At this club, there are many rooms which people can use for meeting their lovers. No wives allowed. Each of the rooms is named after one of the dead mistresses from the turn of the century.

Your Turn

Best April Fools Day joke you ever heard about it or did yourself.

Blind Items Revealed #4

March 23, 2024

I mentioned the very fast movie superhero hanging out with the spirit cooker. Apparently, this Argentinian Satan embracer is part of the same group. The train ride she participated in was next level debauchery.

Ezra Miller/Marina Abramovic/Pilar Zeta

Blind Items Revealed #3

March 23, 2024

Even industry plants who will do whatever and whoever it takes to make it, don't always make it. The one named foreign born singer crashed and burned, but it can be argued she never even took off. She was a bust. Plenty more out there to choose from.

Tyla

Blind Items Revealed #2

March 23, 2024

There have been discussions about selling off this cable news channel because the overall CEO will sell anything he thinks will bring in a buck.

CNN

Blind Item #8

Speaking of access, this 1/100 is just going to be a front for the foreign government who already owns the app the 1/100 says he is going to buy.

Blind Item #7

If the celebrity CEO gives information on how to access his semi-trucks remotely in exchange for access to markets in another, will the blood flow red on the highway?

Blind Items Revealed #1

March 22, 2024

This producer/former reality star/serial impregnator/recycled car giver made a fool of himself hitting on a bunch of beauty pageant types and kept reminding them of the show he used to be on.

Randall Emmett/Vanderpump Rules

Blind Item #6

This A- list singer solo and in a group thinks if he gets a divorce there will be a horrible fight over custody. He is already watching that play out close to him, so doesn't want more of that in his life.

Blind Item #5

This Disney actress is still open to more of the franchise which limits herself to the network. Right now she is being monitored 24/7 by a sober coach.

Blind Item #4

The foreign born three named actress used to always talk about the movies she liked. So, she was either lying then or lying now.

Blind Item #3

The foreign born alliterate singer is crashing and her burning with her most recent single. So, she has fans photoshopping things to make it look like the one named former one-fifth is behind it. She isn't.

Blind Item #2

This former Disney actress who was passed around before she was old enough to drive is now dating a drug dealer who has his hands in everything. This won't turn out well.

Blind Item #1

Much like the late night host himself, this friend of the host is being careful about the words she uses when it comes to defending the late night host and his drug use.

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Blind Item #8

This streaming giant tried to bribe multiple broadcasters from this Scandinavian country to air crime shows this weekend usually available only on the streamer. They wanted new subscribers.

Blind Item #7

I don't know what this A list athlete is going to do when his girlfriend goes out of town for five months and he can't get the attention he is addicted to. 

Blind Item #6

This one named singer had a massive hot right before COVID hit. She thought she was the bomb. As she is discovering, the industry will throw you away in a second. She thought she was way bigger than she was. 

Blind Item #5

The A list celebrity everything in her mind has hired a lawyer to deal with the statements she made to police two decades ago.

Blind Items Revealed #4

March 22, 2024

There has been a lot of buzz about this former pay cable actress turned superhero hooking up with a royal from a very small country that is very wealthy and not named Monaco.

Milly Alcock/Brunei

Blind Items Revealed #3

March 22, 2024

The former wheelchair actor was spotted taking his shot at the grieving A list foreign born athlete.

Drake/Aryna Sabalenka

Blind Items Revealed #2

March 22, 2024

Speaking of three named actors, with the new life changing role for this foreign born one, a whole lot more people are going to know who he is and have questions about his marriage and the whole timeline thing.

Aaron Tyler Johnson/James Bond

Blind Items Revealed #1

March 22, 2024

This three named former A- list actor usually can't keep his mouth shut when people are talking about him. So far, he has stayed quiet about the fact that his higher on the list admitted  to basically cucking him throughout their marriage. I wonder if he has any paternity questions.

Brian Austin Green/Megan Fox

Blind Item #4

This A- list actress is obviously not including directors in her sex list.

Blind Item #3

The marijuana feline is taking all kinds of drugs which is making her hair fall out. She is in bad shape.

Blind Item #2

This former A+ list athlete has become a plastic surgery addict and she really needs to stop. Maybe her ex likes it. Her husband doesn't.

Blind Item #1

 This former superhero is caught up in a spiritual thing not unlike the north of the border singer. It definitely put him back in the closet again.

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