December 24, 2014
This will probably crush some fans of this long ago show that ran for a long time but the female former lead of that show who is on a hit show now has been hooking up with her much younger co-star. Maybe it is just an on set fling and she will spend the holidays with who you want her to spend them with.
Gillian Anderson
December 27, 2014
This former B+list mostly movie actress turned joke of an actress is not only a home wrecker (with the help of her boyfriend) but apparently also has told the children of the father that she is their mother now and should call her mum.
Lindsay Lohan
December 27, 2014
This A- list singer who has had an interesting past 18 months and made way more news away from singing than for anything she has recorded slipped in her sobriety in a big way Really big way.Drank non-stop on her recent flight and was apparently hammered enough to be turned down for booze at a store a day later.
Kesha
December 28, 2014
This A- list reality star who is the youngest member of the A list reality family made a sex tape two days ago. Yes, she is still underage but she doesn’t care. The interesting thing is it was a different guy than her boyfriend who she made it with. Although, she did send it to the boyfriend to make him jealous, Someone needs to go to jail here.
Kylie Jenner
This former B list celebrity turned B- list reality star is the offspring of a permanent A list singer. She usually likes her men at least twice her age but made an exception for a long time friend who was a reality star until recently. He was also in a relationship with an A list reality star until recently. Anyway, the two hooked up but our offspring says an army of hookers could try and get him erect and it wouldn't work. Too much booze and drugs. He is all talk and stumble at this point in his life.
While this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has been traveling the world promoting her new movie, her A-/B+ list mostly movie actor husband who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has been hooking up with two different women.
There was some noise because this B+ list mostly movie actress who also does commercials was sitting outside for lunch. That being said, she either told her friend she wanted another baby with her A+ list mostly movie actor husband or she is having another baby with her husband. Either is kind of shocking.
This foreign born B list mostly movie actress says she was cut from a movie not because she sucked in it but because the now wife of her A list co-star found out they were having sex and ordered the actor to get her fired. The firing didn't happen but the actress was cut.
December 28, 2014
This former A list talk show host who is waiting for her new gig is spending the holidays with a man who left his wife and family to be a star f**ker.
Chelsea Handler
December 31, 2014
This C list wannabe actor of a permanent A list celebrity got into an argument with his new bride at the store this week when he was talking about fashion with the sales person. When his celebrity wife tried to speak up, he told her she knew nothing about fashion and should stay quiet.
Evan Ross/Ashlee Simpson
July 10, 2015
Everyone thought she was there for a huge event in the hotel. Nope. This former A+ list celebrity with the unique look who is probably a B+ lister by now bypassed the gala and headed to an elevator where she met up with a man paying big bucks to be with her for a few hours.
Dita Von Teese
July 10, 2015
The budding war between these two bff is about to get much larger. This singer turned celebrity turned reality star has been hooking up with the A list ex of her now former bff.
Christina Milian/Karrueche Tran (Chris Brown)
This A list mostly movie actress is an Academy Award winner/nominee. She is also married with child/ren. The guy she met on the set of her latest movie is the guy she has been hooking up with and doing coke with and the marriage, already on shaky ground is over.
This A+ list NFL player who doesn't play for Green Bay should just come out already and be done with it. He is trying way too hard to make it seem like he is straight.
June 12, 2015
Apparently they both have seen lawyers and now there just needs to be some kind of financial settlement. That is where the problem is because she wants an eight figure settlement. There was a prenup but this B- list now mostly movie actress is playing hardball with her husband who is a foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor.
Blake Lively/Ryan Reynolds
This weekend is the start of award season. Yeah, you can't count the Video Music Awards. At this point that is just a paid Taylor Swift commercial. I will be here all weekend and on Sunday will have some posts in the afternoon and evening for the red carpet and Emmy Awards show. You actually don't even need to watch the show because on Monday I will have all the dirt, which is all anyone really cares about anyway.
If she is in town, and by town, I mean a little town slightly south of Santa Barbara. She is an Academy Award winner/nominee. You could argue she was A+ list at one point. Definitely A list. Foreign born with a permanent A list movie actor husband. Our actress has gone through some issues over the past few years, one of which is trying to keep track of her real age. I digress. Anyway, she has some issues she has worked through including her husband constantly cheating on her. One of the things these issues have caused is a lack of friendship. She has very few friends. Oh, sure she can air kiss with the best of them and put on a big Hollywood fake grin, but it is just fake. Empty. So, there she is, on the little main street in this town, strolling from shop to shop. She has enough money where she spends a few bucks at each store, but it is more a payment for letting her be there and talking to her. She can stay in a store for an hour just talking. Wanting to be talked to. She will make the rounds of her four or five favorite stores over the course of a day. It has nothing to do with what they sell, although her favorite does sell consignment clothing. Nope, what it has to do more with is the person in the store. She goes to shops which will talk to her and entertain her. Converse with her, even for a little while. Everyone in the town loves her and loves spending time with her, but for some reason she never does this with any other people. No one in the industry. No one when she is on sets. Maybe she thinks they are as fake as the air kisses they blow. So, if you are in this town, and it is a weekday, because she only does this on weekdays, don't be surprised to see her in stores, seated on a chair, talking and smiling and laughing and at the end of it, purchasing something to make it look like it was all business, when it is really her trying to find a friend.
June 15, 2015
There was just something super creepy about this B list mostly television actor who has been a lead or recurring character on network shows (made his name in long running network hit) for almost three decades hitting on women in their late teens and early 20’s. He is almost three times their age. It might also be why his last marriage crashed and burned.
Steven Weber
June 18, 2015
Just as I told you a couple of months ago, this B list mostly television actress from the long running almost network show is yachting. She even managed to pick up a legit paycheck at the same time.
Kat Graham
June 20, 2015
This former A- list singer in a group who may or may not have committed murder was at a party this week and started laughing hysterically. She then pointed to two women in her circle and said, “I f**ked your dad and your husband. Crazy.”
Lily Collins/Eli Roth
The actress from yesterday who is on her best behavior at fashion shows, was a sweaty mess at an event this week. Wasted and dripping with sweat at a charity gala, she started taking off her clothes from the door to the sidewalk and was literally down to nothing when she stepped into the car waiting for her.
This closeted foreign born B+ list mostly television actress in a hit pay cable show is having a bad week. The woman she has been seeing since award season last year just couldn't handle the temper of our actress or always hiding from the public so she left.
June 22, 2015
This foreign born celebrity chef who has been on multiple reality programs and is not named Gordon Ramsay left the wife at home this weekend and had no shortage of other women to keep him company.
Jamie Oliver
Everyone thought at the show it was a little tent area for this former tweener actress turned singer who had a pretty great week to change costumes or fix a costume if necessary. Nope. It was a place she would run into for a quick bump of coke if she needed it. She always needs it for any show before noon.
This B list mostly movie actress from an acting family is about to get a restraining order against the ex of her current actor boyfriend. Apparently the ex is texting and e-mailing our actress and has repeatedly threatened her.
The actor boyfriend of this former A+ list singer turned A- got another woman pregnant. Our singer still is trying to win him back though.
Earlier this week, this married B list mostly movie actress was hitting on a B list female singer who was A list as recently as a year ago. The B list singer was not feeling it and felt really pressured by the actress who was wasted on something and just would not take no for an answer to the point where the singer had to leave the club before she was scheduled to.
Apparently things are not going as well as they had before for this A+ list mostly movie actor and his model beard. She liked it when it was just the two of them traveling and having fun, but now he has told her some of the things and people he wants her to interact with and to really make it look like a relationship. She probably would be willing but the people he has introduced her to don't like her and treat her like an employee, which she is if you think about it.
This married celebrity couple are probably at their happiest point in their marriage. Thanks to an A+ list rapper, the husband in the relationship, who is a B list rapper has a steady side-piece who will keep her mouth shut while his A list singer wife has found a woman who she has been with for three months now and is a "nanny," at least for payroll purposes.
What former A-list singer who is probably better known for his personal life recently cast a transgender model as the love interest in his newest music video? This video vixen has slept with many closeted musicians, and she'll probably sleep with the aforementioned singer as well.
What mostly television actress who also sings on the side shocked some people at a NY Fashion Week party because the latest plastic surgery done on her face made her unrecognizable?
What model turned professional beard is suddenly back on with that closeted athlete she supposedly broke up with several months ago? She must need a paycheck badly
What C-list former tweener turned talk show host split with her fiancé after he threatened to blab to the tabloids about her extra curricular activities which earn her some additional money? He won't be talking anytime soon after her PR people paid him not to.
June 25, 2015
This east coast Housewife is still married but it didn’t stop her from hooking up with a very rich man, who also happens to be married. Our Housewife definitely sees some much needed dollar signs.
Dina Manzo
#1 - Being surprisingly good while at the shows is this B list mostly movie actress who makes her living almost completely through her franchise. At a fashion show earlier this year she was wasted and groping models and she was told she needed to be sober and stay away from the models in the future or she would be banned.
#2- This B list model/celebrity offspring is just the opposite of #1. She has been out of control with the drug use. Mostly pills and coke to get her through the busy days and nights.
#3 - This model has a big name but she makes most of her money yachting. She spent 15 minutes trying to convince this mid-teens actress to join her on an upcoming trip. The actress kept reminding her she was just in her mid-teens but the model kept saying it didn't matter. The actress looked horrified.
June 25, 2015
It was all innocent out on the red carpet but once inside the theatre, this again permanent A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was running his hands all over a female family member. Not the first time.
Morgan Freeman
June 25, 2015
What A/B-list former singer/reality star/sometime actress with a lucrative side business is not only spending money on drugs but also on more plastic surgery? She was spotted out at lunch with some friends sporting plumper lips and a heavily botoxed face. And I thought she just stopped with the boobs… so far she’s had more work done this year than at any other point in her career.
Jessica Simpson
May 5, 2015
This billionaire had two foreign born models on his arm. One of them is a first for a huge US clothing label. The billionaire is foreign born and spends vasts sums of money on designer labels and is a go to guy for designers looking for money. When the billionaire said he wanted a blonde model for an after party, this A list designer who had dressed his two models said he would have someone waiting by the time the billionaire could get to the party.
Michael Kors
This B- list mostly movie actress has also starred in a hit pay cable show. She seems to be most well known for who she dates and how no one likes her. Her former significant other is an actor. They have a child together. He was filming a movie and the actress called him. She said she didn't want their baby any longer and he needed to come over and pick up the kid and she was leaving the house right that second. The actor had to postpone a scene, drive across town and the actress was not there. A neighbor was there watching the kid. Apparently the actress thinks the child is interfering in her work and love life.
This former tweener turned singer/former reality basically drops f bombs every few seconds for most of the day. Last week a radio station was taping an interview with her and after five minutes they had nothing they could even use because of what she was saying. After a full 20 minutes they managed to keep two minutes of actual interview they could air.
May 5, 2015
This openly gay married B+/A- list actor made his fame from television but is really trying to get into movies. He was all over this man, not his husband the other night. It was get a room time.
Jim Parsons
The son of this former A+ list mostly movie actress who had a good decade run at A list before watching her career dry up says that his mom has started cutting herself on a fairly regular basis.
This A list model turned host wants everyone to like her despite not being all that likable. She has been spinning a yarn about how she is having a tough time getting pregnant. She isn't even trying, because she thinks it will kill her career but she wants people to think she wants to be pregnant.
This Teen Mom should be more careful who she does drugs with. She probably thought this former A list singer would keep things quiet about the two doing drugs together. The Teen Mom obviously does not know the penchant of this singer turned actress turned possible murderer for telling everybody everything she does in life.
This former A list singer who had a lengthy rehab stay got such huge lip fillers that she could not even talk, let alone record anything at the recording studio her label rented at a very high expense last week.
This foreign born B list model was in a relationship with this former tweener turned bad actress turned singer but has moved on to this foreign born A list model turned actress who does not promote well. One sticking point. The A lister has not told her girlfriend.
This married A list rapper/part-time reality star and recent name changer recently stopped having sex with his one hit wonder protege because his wife was fed up with her. The wife knew her husband was having sex with the one hit wonder and was fine with it but felt her husband was not getting what he deserved from the relationship so made the husband break it off. Strangest marriage ever.
The he says he is the boyfriend of this A list in her mind everything actress/singer/reality star has been hooking up with a male production assistant who works on the A lister's show.
February cannot get here fast enough. This A list reality star is probably the only person on the planet who does not know (or maybe she doesn't care) that her athlete boyfriend hooks up with as many women as possible.
May 6, 2015
This B list mostly television actress from a hit network show got her start in reality television in a completely different kind of role. She is trying, but failing to keep an engagement secret because her publicist says she can get her a tabloid cover on a slow week.
Katharine McPhee
#1 - This former A+ list mostly movie actor created a painting entirely out of his own blood.
#2- This B+ list mostly movie actress is adamant about expressing who she is not dating because she doesn't want her pushing grandfather age boyfriend to be upset.
#3 - This A list reality star was full on crying when she came out of a doctor's office but by the time she hit the street and the paps had her game face on. Some bad news she wants to save for later maybe.
May 8, 2015
This Golden Globe winning actor is on a hit network comedy. He is actually the star. He is also a big fan of helping feed the poor. In order to get more volunteers he started organizing a party two years ago for the place he volunteers At the time there were ten and the place needed about 50. He tried to make it as fun as possible and spared no expense. It is not only for the volunteers, but also for the homeless and people who eat where he volunteers. Well, the parties have been such a hit there is a waiting list now to volunteer just because people want to go to the party. So, now he has expanded the program and footing the bill to other places that feed the poor and homeless.
Andy Samberg
May 8, 2015
This foreign born former A list comic actor is probably a B now. He has been around forever and has been on so many shows and so many movies and is beloved by millions. He also has a very generous heart. If you have a charity event he will be there and work his butt off to raise money. All for free. At an event particularly close to his heart last week the goal had been to raise $1M. The event managed to raise about $800K. Our actor stepped up and wrote a check for the difference.
Martin Short
May 8, 2015
This former A list singer in a group who has really done nothing since the group split but live off her millions has a new gig. She can probably thank her ex band mate for the job because she kind of set the precedent. A rough guess that two days ago there were about 1500 people who all wanted photos and autographs with our singer and some of her peers at an event. Her peers bailed after the show but our former A lister took 1500 photos and probably signed her name double that amount of times. It took about three hours. She never complained once.
Mel C
This A list reality star from an A list reality family might be the least popular of the bunch but she is cleaning up and loving being the beard for this A list athlete. Despite her young age, this is not the first time she has bearded, because she did it for a closeted boy bander not that long ago.
This recent relationship between a former A list rapper and a singer turned reality star turned actress ended because he found out about the threesome she did with her A list co-star and his on again off again girlfriend.
May 8, 2015
This actress is probably C+. She is in that franchise television movie that makes Tori Spelling look like an Oscar winner. Anyway, the actress also produced a recent movie and is also in college full-time. Yeah, makes me feel like I don’t do much either. Anyway, she was in LA this week and talked a network executive into a $75K grant to help fund some high schools back in NYC with cameras and editing equipment. It is a pet project of hers.
Courtney Baxter
I don't know if it is blind devotion or love or what, but this current A list singer who could fall just as quickly as he rose if he doesn't have a string of hits made his model/celebrity offspring girlfriend show everyone around a VIP table at a fashion week after party her bare breasts. According to one of the people who were there he basically shamed her into doing it and she looked extremely embarrassed.
This foreign born A list dual threat actor is making himself a triple threat with his new project. He spends an hour every afternoon in his dressing room with a different woman. Never his wife though.
This C list mostly television actress who has done movies too is a celebrity offspring who also has done reality television. She has landed her first big role and it is becoming quite clear why she never landed any big roles despite that big last name. Her acting is awful and producers are hopeful that that she can at least get some middling reviews. They are ok with that.
Apparently this recently married couple who also recently had a child together are on the outs. The B- list mostly movie actor/celebrity offspring husband has been having sex at a friend's apartment with a woman he met a few months ago and his celebrity wife just found out about it.
This B+ list model no one had really heard of a few months ago says that she and her A+ list actor boyfriend still have not had sex, but she had no problems name dropping him two days ago to get a table at lunch when the restaurant said the place was full. She got in and you should have seen her lead her friends to the table.
This former tweener turned talk show host is already over her most recent breakup. She has made plans to spend some time with a guy willing to pay to spend time with her. No, not in Dubai, but in Mykonos where it looks more like a vacation than business.
This former B list mostly television actress from a very hit cable show no longer on the air has a new movie coming out and is terrified that it will flop. She is binging and purging and has lost a ton of weight off her already tiny teen frame. She looks super frail.
This celebrity offspring of the less famous sibling in the family thinks of herself as a model but I'm not sure what kind of modeling she is doing with the horrible injections and fillers she has done to her lips and face. She thinks she looks great but looked so much better before.
May 11, 2015
The celebrity offspring who is trying to make her own name in the celebrity world got busted using again and this time she had to undergo lecturing about her issues in front of other diners in a restaurant on a bright and early Mother’s Day morning. The part-time reality star did the lecturing while the plastic surgeoned to death girlfriend looked on.
Gigi Hadid
Like so many other Instagram models, this model is not actually a model or fitness instructor or herbal tea sales person or any of the other million jobs they claim to work. Nope. This Instagram model is an escort. A very high priced escort. Like many of the escorts on the site, she takes a lot of photos. Things people have bought her or holding cash she was paid. Most of the time they say they earned it themselves with some kind of #blessed hashtag, but no one is buying it. Well, this particular model hit pay dirt a couple of years ago. She met a Presidential candidate. At the time he was not running for office but he is now. Back in the day when they first hooked up she took photos of the two of them together. Innocuous looking photos. She is at a dinner or a lunch. There are others around, but make no mistake, she was there to be with him. He is married. was at the time too. All of these events she attended happened to be in hotels. They would spend some time together before or after the event. No photos of that time together or so our candidate thought.
It turns out he was wrong. No selfie queen would ever not document all parts of her life. She might not share everything with the world, but she is certainly going to keep it for herself and her close friends. Fast forward a couple of years. Their fling has long since ended. It actually lasted a bit longer than most. Suddenly on her page pop up photos of her with the candidate. First it was just the events. The photos she had posted a couple of years ago. She e-mailed the candidate with a link and of course he thinks nothing of it and probably thinks he could squash her if she says they had a relationship.
Then, she sends him a photo of him brushing his teeth in a hotel room bathroom mirror. He has his head down but you can clearly see her in the reflection of the mirror holding the phone. He is wearing nothing but a towel and she is in a bra and panties. When he fails to respond she sends him a link to the photo and it is up on a new private Instagram account. He freaks out but thinks it can still be handled. They start negotiating. Things are not going well and she has promised to post the photo to her own public Instagram account by the end of the month if she does not get her dollar figure. She currently has several hundred thousand followers so this should be interesting.
May 11, 2015
Yes, that was this married foreign born A list double threat who bought an apartment he says is just an investment, but he did move in a lot of his own things and has been staying there alone. Frequently.
Benedict Cumberbatch
May 12, 2015
This former B+ list mostly movie actress who has a lot of talent and a former relationship to a permanent A list mostly movie actor now finds herself mostly on almost television. Our actress recently got back together with an ex-boyfriend but had tossed the ring he gave her when she found out he cheated. That is why she has a completely different ring now.
Robin Wright/Sean Penn/Ben Foster ( I wonder what she did with this one)
May 12, 2015
With Cannes kicking off and the start of yacht season, I thought I would tell you who is committed for a week or more as a guest.
This foreign born B- list celebrity who as of this week is a failed actress apparently lost enough weight and is in very high demand. She will make more during her weeks in the Med than she did on her failed show for its entire run.
Kelly Brook
At a fashion week show this past week, this one year wonder unless she also ends up as a beard for a former tweener was this celebrity. She kept spilling out of her dress and the jokes mixed with her title and her continued toplessness were priceless.
The foreign born mid-teens celebrity who is a celebrity offspring is in the blinds for the first time because she was doing lines of coke with some guys at a fashion week party who were all about three times her age. According to the spy it was a disturbing scene, not just because she is so young, but because the guys all looked and acted like they also wanted to have sex with her.
May 12, 2015
With Cannes kicking off and the start of yacht season, I thought I would tell you who is committed for a week or more as a guest.
Former B+ list Disney tweener turned failed singer and bad actress. She already had a very profitable one weekend in Dubai over the holidays last winter.
Selena Gomez
This former not very far back Bachelor contestant says the Bachelor who picked her has way more love for men than women.
This aging permanent A list singer/performer/Academy Award winner/nominee has sold off many of her most valuable possessions. She was hoping she could tour the world and make it all back but things are not looking rosy on that front and there is going to be another massive sell off of her items which she hopes will last her the rest of her life.
This B list mostly television actor burned a lot of bridges in his last big movie job and he does the same in relationships and also now on his current network hit. He is ticked his role has been reduced and the actor says he is going to start spilling a lot of secrets about the cast and producers. Considering the amount of drugs he takes and all his enemies, he is lucky to even be working. He should be thanking them.
After acting like on of the biggest divas ever at a NYFW event, this former reality star turned actress turned host is in danger of being fired from her hosting gig. The policy of the show is no drama and her attitude at NYFW is about the same thing that has been going on with the show. The NYFW incident was just the final straw.
The girlfriend of the former A+ list tweener who is still acting but crashed and burned badly on his latest effort is hooking up with the drug dealing friend of our former tweener.
I making this a blind just to make it slightly more interesting. Much like the Orange ones it is pretty easy. Let us call this person Red. She is in bad shape. Former almost A- list mostly movie actress who is in a foreign country now. She has had problems with drugs and booze before but she is on a whole new level now. I don't know if it is because her relationship with the married man crashed and burned and she is having to make her living by basically being with a new guy every night and sometimes multiple men at night but her choice of drugs has gone off the deep end and she is in real danger of overdosing and I don't think it would necessarily be an accident.
They both might be in awful/sham marriages, but neither of this couple everyone wants together seem to be into each other right now. At a Fashion Week event, this A-/B+ list mostly television actor from a hit network show was seen canoodling with a VS model who had her arm inside his and would not let go. He had a ton of lipstick on his face and lips from her too.
This foreign born B- list mostly movie actor is married. I mean he says it and his A list actress wife say it, but neither of them act like it and at fashion week he treated it like a candy store with the amount of models he hooked up with.
May 13, 2015
Of all the actresses on Glee, this actress would not be in my first three guesses to shoot for Playboy. Apparently the pickings have been slim for the actress since the show ended and thinks it will show her in a completely different kind of light. She even dropped 15 pounds.
Jenna Ushkowitz
Did you know there is another A+ list singer out there that is just like Britney Spears? The only thing that has managed to keep this other A+list singer out of the headlines is that she is watched 24/7 much like Britney is now. Our singer was headed down a road of hair shaving and pink wig wearing but then got involved with a celebrity who saw their potential as a power couple. He loved the idea of creating a brand with her while at the same time being able to do whatever he wanted with whoever he wanted and she would never say or do anything. It is just not in her nature. Apparently she is almost dead behind the eyes and is happy just taking photos of herself and traveling the world. She would rather stay home then to have to get dressed to the level of what is expected. She would rather just watch television or talk to her friends. Her guy loves it. He goes out all of the time alone and is never asked about his life by her. Others close to her call him out, but not her.
May 14, 2015
The “star” of the fishing reality show that takes place in Alaska is married. So, what was he doing with that woman last night who was not his wife. Her throat and breasts were thoroughly checked out before he took her back to his hotel.
Sig Hansen
May 15, 2015
Cannes
This former “it girl” actress who was the darling of low budget indie films back in the day made a big name for herself but not much money. She is loving that the studio is picking up the expenses for her on this trip. Not only has she charged a ton of money on meals and booze to her room she also charges several thousand bucks in new designer shoes and clothes. All told it has been 48 hours and about $15K to the studio.
Parker Posey
May 16, 2015
This foreign born B+ list singer/reality star/judge with the ever changing last name has another cheater on her hands. Her husband bailed on her for a couple of hours to hook up with one of his steady girlfriends.
Cheryl/ Fernandez-Versini/Tweedy/ Cole
At a Fashion Week Party, "Orange" was ticked off that paps were only shooting photos of her from the front and finally told one of them that her outfit was see thru from the rear and acted surprised when they started taking photos only from behind. It is specifically why she wore it. She lusts after the attention.
This OITNB actress believed this A-/B+ list rapper when he said he was single. So, she hooked up with him and watched him 12 hours later hook with up with this A+ list singer.
May 17, 2015
Cannes
It was just all a little too over the top for this foreign born A list (at least on his part) celebrity couple. Trying to show they are a loving couple, the two were all over each other on the red carpet. It was a complete 180 degree change from how they had spent the time up to the red carpet. They spent time together checking in and that was it. She was at the pool and he was in the room. When she came up, he went out.
Robbie Williams/Ayda Field
Last week, the producers of this show had to cut out most of what this A list singer had to say about fashion. It was so at odds with everyone else on the show that it will be interesting to see if they can piece anything together to save the most important episode of the year.
At a Fashion Week show, this foreign born celebrity/reality host brought her dog. She thought it looked cool. The dog was a menace though and was yapping and peeing everywhere and the celebrity just ignored all of it was happening.
This B+ list mostly movie comic actor who started off on television has a significant other but he hooked up with a co-star on the ride between the premiere of their movie and the after party.
This A- list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee says his actor brother is the threesome king. I wonder what his actress girlfriend thinks about all of that.
This former A+ list singer turned A- list turned part-time actress was wasted out of her mind on some kind of opiate. No one thinks it was actually heroin but she could barely stand without being held up and dozed off a few times at some strange moments in time. Also, she really needs to talk to her plastic surgeon about the work he has been doing.
This married foreign born B list singer has already made her husband accept that she is going to also be with her ex. In addition to that arrangement though is that she still hooks up with other men too, especially ones who are willing to share their drugs.
May 18, 2015
Billboard Music Awards
One of the few Academy Award winners/nominees who was at the event also was the most wasted and is leaving her friendship dangling precariously with the A+ list singer who seemingly makes all the rules while not dancing. Our actress was barred from being with the singer because of the condition our actress was in.
Hailee Steinfeld/Taylor Swift
May 18, 2015
Billboard Music Awards
The strangest hookup of the night by far featured Wiz Khalifa and this A list celebrity at least for a year. After that it is up to her to stay famous on her own.
Miss America 2015 Kira Kazantsev
May 19, 2015
At the Billboard Music Awards the other night, this A list singer/rapper couldn’t even talk above a whisper but her lip synching was spot on. Hey, at least she didn’t cancel.
Nicki Minaj
May 19, 2015
This reality star from a long long running hit cable show about a business has been in this space before. This weekend he was at a pool party and only would have conversations with women who would show him their breasts.
Chumlee "Pawn Stars"
No one knows where they came from. Maybe she had pockets in her dress or her clutch was like Hermione's bag, but this former A+ list mostly movie actress who rarely works now was munching on snacks she brought to a party. Her own snacks. Apparently she just nibbles on them every waking moment as part of her diet. She eats nothing else. She still has A+ list name recognition and her spawn and her exes are everywhere. She comes up with something strange almost every year, but no one could figure out where they were coming from.
The girlfriend of this A- list mostly movie actor who has been acting since he was a teen and is a celebrity offspring was at a premiere the other night and let it be known that she wants a reality show and feels like she has a lot to say and spewing all kinds of crap. She says her boyfriend is not really into the idea but that she can change his mind. Women who used to push him too hard got beaten, so I hope she is careful.
This foreign born former A- list singer in a group now makes her money reality judging in her country after an epic fail here. She also seems to get married frequently. Oh, and lose lots of weight. At a dinner a few weeks ago, she did the whole order a bunch of plates thing but try to stick to drinking wine. When she went to the bathroom she brushed her hair and literally a huge clump came with the brush and it was not an extension or anything like that.
This foreign born permanent A list mostly movie actor is an Academy Award winner/nominee but is best known for a franchise that gives him that permanent A list status. He is also in full-time get off my lawn mode. The actor was at an event this past week and anyone who came up to him got an f**k you and he was just cranky. Hopefully that means he is feeling well. He is getting up there in age.
May 20, 2015
This foreign born A list model/part-time actress was on a plane from Dallas to Amsterdam this past week when she was repeatedly asked by flight attendants to stop trying to have sex on the plane. The kissing with her girlfriend was fine, but when other things started to happen she was warned. She started up again and was warned again. By the third time she tried, she was told she would be arrested upon landing if she tried anymore.
Cara Delevingne
May 20, 2015
This former A list singer while in a group had a successful solo career but has moved on to really bad reality television and part-time music. He was kicked out of the church he attended because he kept trying to sleep with women he met while talking about the church.
Omarion
May 20, 2015
This former member of an A+ list singing group who is really bitter at being fired is getting back at the A+ lister who was the leader. She is writing a book discussing not only the virginity claims of the singer but also talks about the multiple breast implant surgeries and nose job procedure and a bunch of other things that the A+ lister would not want discussed in public.
Farrah Franklin/Destiny's Child
May 22, 2015
This B+ list mostly television actor who has spent over the last decade on basically two shows is also an author and a guy who could do a lot of other things besides acting. Anyway, he got what was a surprise last night when his girlfriend brought home an actress who is a mainstay in the blinds. The actress is out of work after appearing on two middling shows back to back.
Hill Harper/Chloe Flower/AnnaLynne McCord
