Saturday, November 24, 2012

Rashida Jones & Jimmy Fallon Holiday Medley

Blind Items Revealed

June 13, 2008

#2 - I have been meaning to share this one for the past week and I keep forgetting. You know the female singer dating the "porn star?" Yep, they made a sex tape. The last film the "porn star" made put us all to sleep. This one though should probably make for a really funny comedy. I cannot wait to see if this one comes out. I might actually buy it instead of stealing it from the internet.

Ray J/Whitney Houston

Chris Brown & Drake Don't Get Into Trouble For Club Brawl

Despite the entire world knowing that Chris Brown and Drake started a nightclub brawl in New York earlier this year that left several people injured and Tony Parker almost blind in one eye, the police say there is not enough evidence to charge the pair with any crimes. That is such crap. If it had been two regular people they would still be in jail and facing all kinds of charges. I am not sure what it takes to actually get charged with a crime if you are a celebrity unless you are Lindsay Lohan. She gets charged all the time, it is just nothing happens to her. Drake & Chris Brown were arguing about who would get to have sex with Rihanna that night. Neither did that night, but Chris had sex with her Thanksgiving night and then probably called his girlfriend to come over.

Blind Items Revealed

June 17, 2008

#2 - Speaking of financial messes, this other celebrity couple is in even worse shape. Actually the male half of the couple is a celebrity in the sense that he is married to the female actress who was once at the very top of the world and has slowly, but steadily just about crashed to the bottom. In one more year, people will be "who?" It has got so bad financially with their raging drug habit and his legal problems that they have started making sex tapes which are going to be "stolen." Outrage will follow and then hopefully enough money from the distributor to last until she can find someone willing to pay her what she used to get for acting.

Brittany Murphy

The Most Gullible Mom In The World

After two days of looking at this photo of Samantha Busch, I thought to myself there must be some kind of catch. Apparently Samantha took this photo of herself and texted it to her mother from the Grand Canyon asking for help. Samantha's mom had been worried that Samantha would fall off a cliff or get blown off a cliff. I get that. Is she so paranoid that she didn't stop to ask herself, who took the photo? How come they didn't help? They had the time to text a photo, then perhaps her daughter was not in danger. Can you get cell service there? I think it is a funny photo and looks totally convincing, but it is the how it got to the mom that should have tipped her off.

Blind Item #2

This B- list reality star and C list actress has told her A list boyfriend that she either wants a raise or a ring. This whole fake boyfriend/girlfriend thing is no longer working out like she thought it would and it has not been helping her career like she thought either.

Halle Berry Should Stay Home

Tell me why in a city that never repairs its streets, has a ton of crime, and could use a good scrubbing, I should pay for Halle Berry to go to Yo Gabba Gabba. Olivier went out for liquor at 7:30 in the morning yesterday alone, and he survived, although if he starts drinking everyday at 7:30 things could get rought. Take it from me. Halle Berry has a ton of money. Let her pay for some private security. She can afford to have a motorcade. Going to Yo Gabba Gabba is not something that should require me shelling out thousands of dollars for her to do. Watch the f**king DVD. Who is she afraid of? The paps? Gabriel? This is just the drama queen of all drama queens reveling in this attention. If she wants to go out, she pays. I'm not paying and I think the city should send her a bill. Maybe that would cause her to rethink the whole thing.

Blind Item #1

If you are in the Miami area, have access to a great deal of meth, then you to can have sex with this former B list actress from a hit cable show. Now she is probably a C lister, but if you act fast, you can have her before she loses her teeth.

Larry Hagman Has Died

Larry Hagman, who created one of American television's most supreme villains in the conniving, amoral oilman J.R. Ewing of "Dallas," died on Friday, the Dallas Morning News reported. He was 81.

Friday, November 23, 2012

Random Photos Part Four

Colin Farrell rides a horse on the set of his new movie.

Courtney Stodden and her dog Dourtney.
Anne Hathaway very under dressed for her.
The first wedding photos of Hope Solo and her new husband.
And the day after their wedding.
Jennifer Lawrence hangs out with her brother and a bodyguard in Maui.
Kirsten Dunst and her boyfriend get ready to smoke.
Mel B hopes showing some cleavage will help her in court.
Mischa Barton is doing something for someone and it all seems really strange.
Olivier Martinez' hand.
Amanda Seyfried in Vanity Fair.

Random Photos Part Three - Thanksgiving Photos Part Two

This is the plate Tyra Banks was about to eat or at least think she is about to eat.

Heidi Klum's turkey.
Jessica Simpson's Thanksgiving Day card.
Pink's house.
Diddy's house.
Diddy's mom.
Jessica Alba does some cooking.
Mariah Carey's house.
Mariah and Nick.

Random Photos Part Two

Salma Hayek at the Bambi awards which were hosted by

Celine Dion. Apparently her husband is alive and she didn't stop by a wax museum first.
The Cabo vacation continues for Stacy Keibler and
Cindy Crawford and
their respective guys.
Shia LaBeouf hangs out with his co-star Mia Goth.
Snooki and her son.
The Hoff back in his Baywatch gear and looking good for 60.
Tori Spelling out this week with her youngest.

Random Photos Part One - Thanksgiving Photos Part One

Four parts today.

 Julianne Hough.

Jwoww's spread with her soon to be husband.
Milla Jovovich and her mom.
Taylor Swift spent the holiday lying on a floor in Japan with her cat.
Maria Menounos
Nina Dobrev.
Miranda Kerr spent it walking the streets of New York wondering why everything was closed.
Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale and dog.
Camden Lachey

Twilight New Moon - Bad Lip Reading

Blind Item #5

This barely still A list all movie actor who is always a little strange finally went too far with his long suffering girlfriend. The final straw was when he introduced her to his co-star and then said they were going to have sex and the girlfriend should join them. The girlfriend said no, and her A lister boyfriend said that the co-star had a boyfriend and would the girlfriend rather just swap? That was it. Out the door she went.

Norway Mass Murderer Complains About Prison Conditions

Anders Breivik killed 77 people in Norway in a series of car bombings and shootings. For killing all those people he was sentenced to 21 years in jail. Yep, that is it. Now, the AP has obtained a copy of a letter Anders sent to prison officials where he complained that he is frustrated that guards do not cooperate with his carefully planned daily schedule and that they serve him cold coffee. He says that he is denied a reading lamp, has restricted access to candy and is given daily strip searches. Oh wow. That must suck for him. I'm sorry that prison life sucks. What about the 77 people you killed? How do you think their families make it through each day? Can you imagine killing 77 people in America and only getting 21 years in jail? Do they think this guy is going to be rehabilitated by then?

Four For Friday

It is Friday so it is announcement day. Not much today except that as usual I will be here all weekend and will have a reveal or two tomorrow. If you want, you can follow me on Twitter. I am @entylawyer and often talk about things there that I don't here. Plus, if I am drunk, I am more likely to post there because I can do it  half blind. A traditional Four For Friday today.

#1 - This former A list all television actor from a hit show has finally found some work after his show had finished its run. He needed to find something because he said spending time with his wife after being gone so long was killing him and he couldn't wait to what kind of extras were going to be hired.

#2 - This former A list actor who has always been on television had some serious butt kissing to do as he hit the bottle really hard, but this time instead of passing out, got violent with his much younger girlfriend. She is sticking with him, but got him to start paying her every month because she quit her job to be with him full-time.

#3 - This former almost A list actress who is still B and always has been all movies is back on the bottle again and got hammered at a club out of the country the other night. Took off her shirt and bra and wandered around the club topless. Her boyfriend was so hammered, he didn't care at all.

#4 - This B- list all movie actress who used to be in television had planned on quitting acting because she was not getting any roles that were not repeats of what she has previously done. Unfortunately her husband has spent all their money on stupid get rich quick schemes and her businesses are doing well, but need more cash. Rumor has it the only part she can get which will pay enough will require her to strip for the first time ever.

Your Turn

Who killed JFK? Do you care?

Blind Item #4

This A list NASCAR driver who has been driving for a very long time is married. he had been telling his very attractive wife that he was going to take a little three day vacation with some of the guys from his crew. In reality, he was going to take a little three day vacation with an 19 year old he met when he was signing some autographs. At the last minute, our driver's wife decide she wanted to come so our driver had to cancel with the mistress, get a bunch of the guys to come and had to pay for all of them to get there and be there just so the story would seem true.

Bryce Courtenay Has Died

Best-selling Australian author Bryce Courtenay, who wrote about the struggles of life in Australia and South Africa, died at his home in Canberra, his publisher said on Friday, just two weeks after his latest novel was published. His death late on Thursday came less than three months after he told fans he had stomach cancer. He was 79.

Soldier Surprises Daughter At Dance Class

FOX5 Vegas - KVVU

Blind Item #3

This C- list actress was once a big deal on television and it was not that long ago. At the time she thought she was too good for the hit network show and wanted to move on. She has moved on, but not to much. Somehow she supports herself through appearances and the occasional modeling job. She had found a boyfriend after a bunch of horrible relationships and she thought this boyfriend was the one and even got a tattoo. He convinced her to have a threesome with another woman who was a friend of the actress. Once they did he started dating the friend and broke up with the actress.

Kelly Preston And Her "Expert"

I told you previously how Kelly Preston was going to appear on The Doctors this week. Kelly even tried to have a doctor on the show to bolster her points and Kirstie Alley's organic thing which doesn't work. At one point Kelly addresses Ryan Margot as Dr. Ryan. The thing is though he is not a doctor and had his pharmacy license suspended for 10 years after pleading guilty to fraud and failing a drug test. This is the expert that Kelly wants to convince you that what Kirstie Alley is selling is the greatest thing ever. I guess they could not find someone legitimate to talk up the products. According to Showbiz 411, Margo pleaded guilty to 39 counts of obtaining drugs like Hydrocodone through fraud. The emergency suspension reads: “Upon questioning, Mr. Margot admitted to diverting 46 prescriptions, totaling 4,830 pills…Margot was arrested on August 21, 2001.” He was charged with grand theft.I can't believe the show did not check to see who Kelly was touting as an expert. (Thanks Mark)

Blind Item #2

This celebrity offspring from an A list celebrity couple has been late with her period twice in the past six months. The mom knows her daughter is having sex and has been freaking out. She had her daughter on the pill but the daughter never took it and says she does not always use condoms so the mom took her to the doctor and got her the birth control shot. And a GPS tracker for her phone. And a curfew. This offspring is going to be the wildest kid ever.

Sam Gordon Is Now On A Wheaties Box

If you have not been keeping up with 9 year old Sam Gordon and her exploits on the football field, then take a look at the video below which will explain it all. The fact is that she is way better at football then guys who weigh twice as much as her and are much older. This is probably why she is now on the cover of a Wheaties box.

Blind Item #1

What C list actor who has not been in anything of consequence but still manages to keep his name in the news almost everyday was spotted this week getting a new cell phone. From a new company. Without his B list celebrity wife. He was denied for service with the new company and asked if he wanted to use someone as a co-signer. He looked like he would die. He also had to pay in cash. He said there was no way he could use any credit cards and his wife pays all the bills.

Swedish Woman Charged With Disturbing Peace Of The Dead - ***WARNING GRAPHIC PHOTOS***

A 37 year old woman in Sweden has been charged with disturbing the peace of the dead after police say they found six skulls and other human bones in a secret compartment in her apartment. The police then decided to release photos of the woman being intimate with the skulls and bones. In the photos they released she is just kissing and licking and caressing the bones and skulls, but apparently there are unreleased photos of her performing sex acts on the bones and skulls. How much do you want to bet that she had some kind of internet site or some other way to make money off this from guys who get off to it? The woman faces two years in jail but says she won't apologize because she likes her man whether she is alive or dead.

Fox News Analyst Was Victoria's Secret Model

Back in 1994, Kimberly Guilfoyle was in law school and needed some extra cash and did some modeling. Apparently she was so good at it that she ended up in the pages of Victoria's Secret. This should not matter and would not matter except Guilfoyle works for Fox News and last week one of the host of Fox News said they hired their female anchors by looking at the Victoria's Secret catalog and asking if any of them can speak. The anchor rightfully got a lot of crap for that statement, but it turns out he was right because Guilfoyle did actually appear in the catalog. Kimberly used to be married to the former mayor of San Francisco, Gavin Newsom.

British Woman & Irish Man Sentenced To 3 Months In Jail For Having Sex In Cab In Dubai

A court in Dubai yesterday sentenced a British woman and an Irish man to 3 months in jail followed by deportation after the couple got drunk and then had sex in a taxi. The couple did plead guilty to drinking in public, but had pleaded not guilty to breach of honor without consent. As much as it sucks that they have to go to jail for having sex in a taxi, I think even in the US and other western places they could have easily gone to jail or got a ticket for indecent exposure. It is not like Dubai has not done this before. They always arrest people for having sex in public. If you to the Netherlands, feel free to smoke as much pot as you want. If you go to Dubai are you going to do the same thing? The couple are planning on appealing, and probably they will just end up being deported with no jail time. Dubai has plenty of places where westerners can drink and have fun and as long as you stay there, everything will probably be allowed, but when you go outside of that area and do it, then you risk getting arrested.


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