Friday, April 09, 2010

Four For Friday - Quick Ones

#1 - This A list actress/producer missed two days of scheduled filming because she was so embarrassed to have her toilet backup and overflow in her trailer.

#2 - This troubled C list, mostly television actor/comedian with A list name recognition sleeps in a tent in his backyard because he thinks he has a ghost in his house.

#3 & 4 & 5 - This former B+/A- list movie actress who now focuses on another entertainment career once cheated on her A list movie star former boyfriend with another A list (at that time) movie actor. Although she says it isn't cheating if the guy can't get it up.

Random Photos Part Three

It's Carol Burnett. Should there be any doubt about her getting the top spot?
Andrea Bocelli - Oslo
When Anne Hathaway is relaxed like this she actually looks like a fun person. Here she is with Zoe Lister Jones.
Bradley Cooper likes to feel tall so they bring out drawers for him.
Lance Bass likes to feel tall so he adds six inches to his hair.
There are so many ways I could go with this picture of Benico del Toro but most of them involve porn references so I will stick to
saying he was there because he now is the spokesperson for some ice cream company.
I have tried and tried, but he really is just Mulder to me.
I have to admit Demi Moore is right. At 47 she does look pretty damn good.
Hell, even Rumer looked good last night.
Debi Nova - NYC
Just what the world needs. Another building named after Donald Trump.
This is Gary Cole's daughter. This is how I imagine a conversation the two have.

"Yeah, umm, I'm going to need you to go ahead and clean your room on Saturday."

Random Photos Part Two

I am always posting pictures of Mamie Gummer so I thought it was high time I posted one of Grace Gummer. They do look a lot a like.
I have said it before and I will say it again. One of the most underrated actresses ever. Glenne Headly. Love her.
Between Johnny Galecki and Sara Gilbert I am having my very own Roseanne reunion today. Now all I need are Tom Arnold and John Goodman sumo wrestling while Roseanne refs.
Katie Holmes teaches Suri to cross the street anywhere she likes, and especially in between parked cars.
Meanwhile, Sarah Jessica Parker teaches her son to cross in the crosswalk. Oh, and to run like hell.
Luckily they made it and is that a genuine smile from SJP?
Kate Winslet, Sam Mendes, their kids and an extra pair of shoes.
Maybe they are bringing them to Lady GaGa. Do you think she just takes these things off right when she gets inside the door?
No Rocco again.
So, when Marilyn Manson is 70, is he still going to be rocking the pancake makeup or start to realize he looks stupid.
No driving school for Nicole today. Instead she is taking her daughter to ballet. I don't know. I mean she is wearing a tutu.
Olvia Palermo was then eaten by the paper which had fooled her into thinking it was a dress.
Paolo Nutini - London

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

Rachel Bilson's outfit is interesting. Judging from the smile on Tom Sturridge's face though he seems to like it.
Another person who always seems to show up for events but never actually appears to work is Emmy Rossum. She looks good though. I also have a confession. I actually love the movie Day After Tomorrow. I know, I know and it has Jake G in it too. It's a conundrum. (word used with permission from GOOP.)
Some very, very short shorts from Rihanna in Los Angeles yesterday.
Up close and personal with Rick Springfield. So, there are two kinds of people in this world. Well, actually three. Those who like Hard To Hold. Those who hate Hard To Hold and the majority of the world who has never seen nor heard of the movie. I am a liker.
A very rare photo of Rob Thomas without his wife Marisol.
Another person I would like to go drink with is Sara Gilbert.
Wow. Just wow. I feel like I'm at the food court at the Garden State Mall.
Did you know that Snooki's glasses cost like $350. Why would anyone pay $350 to be blind?
The Addams Family opening night. Judging from the reviews, it might not be around that long.
Tom and Gisele kissing in Paris. The city, not he person, because, well that would be disturbing.
Oh, and kissing again in the river. Well, not in the river. On the river. If it was in the river, they would probably be really cold and not feel much like kissing.
Also in Paris, but not kissing anyone was Taylor Lautner.
There is nothing more funny to me in this world than a bunch of old suits who think they are cool. These are 3D glasses and they are watching The Masters in 3D. Later they really went out on a limb and actually talked to the person who served them drinks. Oh, and a note to Time Warner pr reps. Next time you might want to throw some people of color into your pictures.

The Bad Part About Iron Man 2 Press - The Gooper

Earlier this week we were treated to the words of wisdom of Gwyneth Paltrow in Vogue UK, and now, she is filling up our minds with more useless platitudes that are going to be indelible in my brain (Note- The word indelible is used with permission of GOOP who manages to throw out one big word a week to prove The Gooper is making use of her word a day calendar).

The Gooper is in Harper's Bazaar and talks about herself. Naturally. And her body, of course. And how fat she is. Seriously.

"I was so bad with the food and alcohol in Nashville. If you saw me naked compared to what I looked like when I did Iron Man 2, when I was exercising every day—I'll get it back together, but I've never eaten so much fried food and white flour in my life, ever. Oh, God. The director, Shana Feste, didn't want me to have any definition whatsoever, so I had to stop working out."

First of all, I am glad I am not seeing her naked. Second of all, she is just a stick. What kind of definition is she talking about? She always looks the same to me. Yes, I am sure that she notices an extra ounce on her body because her body is so desperate for food it probably refuses to go away once in there. I just don't understand why why why she insists on calling herself fat. Does she honestly believe this? Does Chris martin tell her she is? Do her kids make fun of her? Plus, why does she think we care? It is like she is promising us that she will get it back together.

Oh, and for all of you fans of the newsletter, guess what? She thinks mainstream journalists are scared of her because they are "terrified of celebrities having a journalistic voice." Uh huh.

Your Turn

Today's story about Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon got me thinking about which is worse. A bunch of affairs with lots of people over 5 years or one affair that lasted five years. Which do you think is worse and would you ever be willing to forgive?

Brad And Jen Hooking Up

So, there I was in line at Ralph's last night. I was in a hurry to get home. I had just bought three roasted chickens and I didn't want them to get cold before I got home. A man needs his chicken. You might think three is too many but there are a lot of bones in those things. Anyway, I was standing in line and I saw it. In Touch. I had made a mental note to myself before going to the store to go to the self service line just so I wouldn't cross paths with the magazine. I knew what was on the cover and I knew I would be helpless to resist if I saw it. Damn the chicken. I just had to read about Jen and Brad kissing. What exactly did the magazine have? Well, let me tell you. Not much. They have an interview with a former bodyguard of Brad Pitt who says that Brad and Jen hooked up at least four times in the past year. Four times.

Most of these just involved some kissing and hugging and meeting out in a park or some other out of the way location for 30 or 40 minutes. Once, back in December the couple met in the middle of the night in Beverly Hills and that Jen came in a Bentley and Brad on his motorcycle. Whatever. Look, if you are going to sneak off and meet, I think the last thing you are going to do is take a bodyguard with you. Further, if you are going to make this effort, then what you do is call Courteney and say have Brad meet you there. That to me would be much easier. Plus, if they needed some privacy for you know what, it is much easier to do it in Courteney's house than out in a park with your bodyguards and coyotes watching.

Not worth chicken getting cold.

BuzzFoto Blind Item

These two females work on a television show for a network drama. One of the females (Female A) left for a short while and then came back. While she was gone, the other female (Female B) stayed and become close with the cast and crew. When A returned, she was furious and jealous of how chummy B was with everyone. She was convinced B was trying to steal her friends and her thunder from the show. A created a lot of drama and spread rumors of B trying to put a wedge between her and the cast. This in turn, caused B to retaliate and according to the source, lots of petty things went down on set. B was accused of talking writers into switching lines that were originally intended for A to be given to B. A was said to have trashed the wardrobe of B in her trailer. Things of that nature. The rivalry got so bad that B was said to have slept with A’s man and now A has decided to leave the show permanently.

Not Eva Longoria.

Brian Austin Green Wants Protection From Paps

Brain Austin Green just cracks me up. First of all, for some reason Parade Magazine decided to interview him for an issue. I am not sure what that was about unless they were interviewing people who used to be famous or people who date people who are famous now and used to be themselves. He goes off on a rant about how the paparazzi just don't leave him alone. Ummm. Have you seen very many pictures of Brian Austin Green walking down the street? I don't think the paps care about him at all. I think if they are taking any pictures of him it is because he is standing too close to Megan Fox for them to edit him out without ruining their picture.

"Megan and I so despise the paparazzi. We value our private life and our time at home. "I understand that they want shots of me with Megan, but we're pretty boring. They won't catch us out at clubs, getting drunk or being hauled in for DUIs. All they usually get is pictures of us leaving Staples or Target, or walking into a restaurant. But when they start taking shots of me taking out my garbage in the morning, I mean, what's that about? To my mind, the law needs to be changed to help create a safer environment for actors and celebrities."

Although I will be the first to admit that paps frequently cross the line, I think that if the paps stop taking pictures of Brian, which they will when he and Megan break up, he would be the first one trying to get his picture taken so he could stay relevant.

Brooke Shields Talks Andre Agassi

I don't think that Brooke Shields and Andre Agassi will be exchanging Christmas cards this year. Brooke gave an interview to Easy Living and was asked about Andre's book. In his book he had talked about his use of crystal meth and also how he should have never married Brooke. At the time the book was published he said that Brooke had approved what he had written. Brooke says no. When asked whether she had given her approval, she said, "No, he made me sit in a room with his ghost writer and read what his writer had written. And of course he wouldn't change anything I remembered differently, so I was like, why did I read it then? So you can tell everybody, 'She read it'? Which means, 'She's put her stamp of approval on it'? I didn't put my stamp of approval on anything. It wasn't what I remembered. You also can't write a book and ask for people's sympathy, it just doesn't work like that. I mean, I don't know why he wrote the book. I'm not sure he's gotten the reaction he hoped for."

Hello Brooke Shields. She sounds a little miffed doesn't she?

Sex And The City 2 Trailer

A new Sex And The City 2 trailer is out. Guess what? Our hopes that Miley Cyrus would somehow hit the cutting room floor and not show up in the movie have been dashed. She is in the trailer. So is Penelope Cruz and John Corbett.

I Got Your Back Mischa

Do I make fun of Mischa Barton? Absolutely. Does she deserve it for the some of the things she wears? Absolutely. Let's face it, she can be a mess. But, unlike the a-hole that calls himself Brandon Davis, at least she tries. Mischa is Mischa and she is fun to tease. I have not forgiven her for introducing her little sister to drugs, but her sister seems to be doing ok now and Mischa has been trying to stay sober so that is also good. Plus, she did date Cisco Adler for a few years so that is kind of like prison.

What I would never, ever do is call her fat. Were her pants too tight the other day? Umm hell yeah. I don't think anyone disputes that. But, despite comments to the contrary I don't think she looked fat. She just made a horrendous fashion choice. But, then again, she usually does. Brandon Davis, who is without a doubt one of the lowest forms of life to ever walk this earth, somehow got his brain working long enough to send out the following Tweet.Now, lets talk about this shall we? I posted a picture of Mischa from the night to which he was referring at the top. Does she look fat? No. I think the problem is that Brandon knows that despite the money his family has, that it really is not going to make his penis any larger so he takes out his shortcomings on women. At the same time though, I am sure he would have been her best friend that night if she had given him money or drugs or a place to sleep or told him that having a tiny penis and an odor problem is just the thing that all women look for in a guy.

Don't Cheat On Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon

Apparently when you cheat on Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon she doesn't come at you with a golf club, she sends an e-mail to your employer. Garcelle found out her husband, CAA agent Mike Nilon had been cheating on her so she sent a mass e-mail to every agent in CAA. Nice. The NY Post got a copy of the e-mail which starts off so well by throwing Mike's name in a subject line with Tiger Woods and Jesse James. Guaranteed to get a read from every employee in the place. The e-mail says,"I found out today that MY husband of almost 9 yrs has been having an affair for 5 yrs with some slut in Chicago. I am devastated!!!! And I have been duped!! Our boys don't deserve this!"

Five years? That is a very long time. I am amazed at how long some people can get away with cheating. Weren't there any clues over the course of five years? You can tell from her e-mail that she was ticked and had no idea.

The Jesse James Report

It has been a busy week for Jesse James. His reality show got canceled because, well let's face it, no one was going to watch. Entertainment Weekly called him the most hated man in America. I was trying to think of an argument to that, but I think they pretty much nailed that one right on the head. I mean who do you dislike more right now? TMZ is reporting that Sandra Bullock has all three of Jesse's kids with her. That leaves Jesse free to be in rehab or strip clubs, whatever it is that he is doing now. Does anyone else think that because Sandra is so attached to his kids that she might take the guy back? If there were no kids I don't think there would be a chance in hell, but with the kids, who knows? She doesn't seem like the kind of person that would just abandon them to their fate and their respective parents.

Meanwhile, the parade of mistresses continues. Radar says they found another one. Unlike the 36 others though this one said Jesse was in love with her and she is the one who broke it off because Jesse was acting like a stalker and it scared her.

Ted C Blind Item

Looks like Mr. Perfect has flaws, after-all.

Meet Buck Me-Good, one of the hottest studs in Hollywood right now, looks and career-wise.

'Tho he may not be a typical Tinseltown type (Buck prefers downing a few with the buds rather than anything remotely red carpet), this boy has made getting famous look easy over time with hit flicks and a hit personality, to boot.

He's got the arm candy, fab reputation, and a slew of powerful friends.

So what's the problem?

His king of the world ego certainly is getting him into some trouble.

While on a flight quite recently, Buck pulled some Naomi Campbell style 'tude and essentially blurred the lines of sexual harassment with those onboard.

Says a sweetie caught in Buck-Me's crude crossfire:

"He was really drunk and apart from throwing around phrases like 'Do you know who I am?' he hit on all the flight attendants and a passenger, even inviting her to his hotel room."

Hey, at least he's got manners and didn't ask her into the lavatory, right?

We know it's oh-so-wrong of him to ask so brutally, but, let's get real: the propositioned honey was a fool not to say yes to Buck! Yes, folks, he's that dreamy.

But...we quickly lost our horny appetites when our friendly-flyin' source swears Buck was not the guy he once was, pre-success.

"It got so bad, he got kicked off the flight. Fame has gone to this hot guy's head," we're told.

We doubt BD's current girlfriend, who most definitely was still together with Buck at the time of his mile-high club attempt, would be too thrilled about this info. But, then, she's gotta have a little Sandy Bullock in her and at least suspect something's goin' on. Let's hope.

Thing is, Buck's star hasn't even ultimately peaked, if you think about it. We see Oscar for this dude one day. This stud-muffin's career is only going to continue getting hotter, trust.

Oh, and consider this a warning, Bucky. There's still time for a major attitude adjustment or else next time we won't be so kind as to wrap this bad-boy behavior up in a Blind Vice, promise.

We have our eye on you. So feel free to go shirtless more often.

And it Ain't: Chris Pine, Zac Efron, Liam Hemsworth

Thursday, April 08, 2010

Today's Blind Items

This very young, but legal, socialite reality star (not cable) was at a party the other night when she made it very clear that she was available for the night for the right price. Her asking price? $25,000. When one guy asked her how come she charged so much she said, "I'm on a reality show. I have a DVD of one of the episodes if you want to watch."

Random Photos Part Four

Malcolm McLaren - RIP
Christopher Cazenove - RIP
Randomness of the day. Adrien Brody and Jermaine Jackson.
Not as random are Adrien and Simon Rex.
This woman looks just a little to excited to have her picture taken with Anna Kournikova.
When reality stars collide. Ax Men and Pawn Shop.
Andie MacDowell and her daughter Rainey.
Alessandro Nivola is not a bad looking guy. Emily Mortimer is not too shabby either.
OK, Ashley Olsen has an adorable puppy.
Alex Reid in Cosmo.
"Don't you know who I am? I want to ring the opening bell."


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