Friday, September 18, 2009

Apparently Lamar Odom Only Has One Shirt

He does however own more than one pair of pants. Someone should get him a three wolf moon shirt he can wear to the wedding.

Four For Friday - From Fashion Week Of Course

#1 & #2 - A conversation was overheard between this C list singer/actor and this married A list singer at least by name recognition if not talent.

C lister - I can't get laid here to save my life.
A lister - What you need to do is go to London next week for their show. I went a couple of years ago without the wife and this guy model gave me the best blowjob ever.

#3 - This very good looking foreign born C+ list actor on a huge hit show didn't have anyone within two seats of him at a show he attended. Why? He smelled as if he had not showered in days and when he had showered had done it in week old booze.

#4 - Currently, and I mean only currently this television actress is probably a B-. As soon as her show gets canceled, and it will, she will be thrown back into obscurity. Hopefully. She does have a fairly famous boyfriend so she might stick around to torture the world. Anyway, she was at a show and was overheard saying how she hated 95% of the crap that the designer showed but that she would still like to get the other 5% of the stuff for free and that is the only reason she was there. Unfortunately for the actress, the designer heard every word and made sure to tell our actress that her work was 100% crap.

Random Photos Part Two

Tori Amos - Amsterdam
Anne Heche says she stands by what she said on Letterman. Her ex-husband is a lazy ass and she doesn't regret saying it. Meanwhile she and the ex have had to hire a parenting referee. I wonder why.
The newly married Alyssa Milano.
Alex Reid takes time off from sucking face with Katie Price to pose half naked for all of you.
Benjamin Bratt is kind of like Guy Ritchie. Ever since he and Julia Roberts broke up and he found Talisa Soto, it has been pretty much non stop smiles.
I'm sure it is all giggles at Brooke & Charlie's house until Charlie starts looking at porn and says, "slept with her, didn't sleep with her, slept with her."
Ben McKenzie you need to be in the photos more. You class the place up a bit.
As does Brad Pitt when he isn't trying to look like a Civil War general with his beard.
Billy Zane has a Napoleon complex.
Day 2 of Chris Brown's community service for beating the crap out of a defenseless woman.
And back to class. Clive Owen.
Speaking of class. I'm pretty sure Danica McKellar could teach any class on the planet.
Did you recognize Emily Blunt? I sure didn't. I recognize that wine she is drinking though and her friend in blue.
A first time appearance for Ethan Erickson.
Not so for Eva Longoria who took Mario Lopez as her date last night to the ALMA's and wore a much smaller ring than she normally wears.
The ridiculously good looking couple of the day award goes to Eric Winter and Roselyn Sanchez.
The award for most likely to date someone the age of his granddaughter if he had one award goes to George Clooney.
Gwen looks cool here. She looks like she will be pulling up her pants all day, but she looks cool.
Always cool is Hugh Laurie.
And the entire cast of House.
It has to be any day for Heidi Klum now right?
I hope Jennie Garth didn't buy Lindsay Lohan leggings.
Jennifer Hudson looks amazed to be on stage with Stevie Wonder. I would be too.
An American Idol reunion. Jennifer, Jordin, & Kelly.
A first time appearance for Jack Huston.
This is the first time in a long time I have seen Jennifer Love Hewitt without Jamie Kennedy holding on for dear life.
Hello Jamie Lynn Sigler.
Jennifer Morrison looks great as usual. However, every year they drag out this poor dog during award season and he or she must be tired of it by now.
Katherine Heigl, Josh Kelley & the baby.
Shannen Doherty and Kurt Iswarienko who I hope she dumps soon because I can't handle typing in his last name.

Random Photos Part One

Don't worry. I haven't lost my mind. There are two parts again to the photos. Just three months after writing an entire post about why no one should ever date an NBA basketball player and four weeks after meeting, Kneepads is reporting that Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are getting married. I saw the stories yesterday and didn't really believe them, but Kneepads never goes out on a ledge unless it has about 100 feet of concrete supporting it. If the marriage lasted a year I would be shocked.
I love Leona Lewis' dress and as far as I know she is not marrying an NBA player.
Every candid of LeAnn Rimes always has this same pose. It is like she has one expression for cameras and this is it.
Most Awkward. Kiss. Ever.
Of course Nick might have just been looking at these photos of Mariah from her movie.
Melissa Etheridge looks great. Kelly does too, but we will get to her later so just pretend she isn't there.
Miley Cyrus has invented the mullet dress.
While Selena Gomez who is about the same age as Miley looks very lovely.
Martina McBride is just a great singer.
Apparently Nico Tortorella can't even bother waiting to get out of his coat before getting some up close time with Sara Paxton.
I always have to put in pictures of Noa Tishby. It is kind of like a rule. More of a guideline. If more people bought me drinks their pictures would be in the photos all the time too.
I just don't understand why no matter what event they are at, boxers like Oscar de la Hoya have to pose like this. Sure, he probably thinks it is better than posing in lingerie, but for the rest of us it gets old.
Not getting old to me at all is looking once again at Paula dressed as Ellen.
Penn Badgley. The forgotten actor from Gossip Girl.
Chace Crawford. Pretty much remembered all the time.
The 43rd time Perrey Reeves was asked to twirl her skirt.
The amazing Sheryl Crow.
Twice in a week for Seth Green and Clare Grant, but the look on Seth's face is priceless. Add three inches to Clare's height and shrink Seth by about an inch and you have Tom and Katie, minus the genuine smiles. Oh, and the fake breasts. Unless Tom has some. Maybe? Noooo.
She may yell at people for not giving them a table, but Salma Hayek looks pretty.
They need a Hart To Hart reunion movie.
Holy crap. Sarah Silverman is wearing a dress. Sure, it looks like she raided the cast offs from Hee Haw, but it is a dress.
I didn't even recognize Toni Braxton.
Yeah, Monopoly is all well and good until someone decides to start taking shots and screaming, "You want Marvin's Gardens, I will show you Marvin's Gardens."


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