Saturday, May 11, 2013

Anything You Want To Say To A White Guy?

Blind Items Revealed

October 9, 2012

Ever wanted to marry or date an A+ list movie actor? This actress did. She dated him for quite some time. Granted, our actress is just about A list in her own right, and she is a little strange in her own right, but talking about dating this actor and you get the feeling that she has never experienced anything like it before and that she is in no rush to go back to that place. She says that when she met the actor he was in character. A lot. So, when he was a little quirky when they first started dating, she thought it was some kind of method acting. Kind of. It turns out the actor dates every woman he is with differently. Our actress spoke to a couple of other people who dated him and they all give totally different accounts of who he was with them because he changes for each person. With our actress he was totally over the top everyday. Manic. Would be going full blast at 5am and not stop until he passed out from exhaustion around 10pm. The same all day everyday. She was tired just watching, but he made her participate in everything. There was no sitting around and part of the marathon days was to have sex at least three or four times a day. When she talked to another actress though, she said that when they dated, he would sit in a room and just read or stare at the television and that in the six months they dated, they had sex once or twice. One other actress says that when she dated the actor he was always cleaning himself. He would shower several times a day and had people come over everyday to give him manicures and that he would keep himself busy all day, but that it generally was about exercising and keeping clean and would only eat certain foods at certain times and that everything was regimented. They never got around to talking about sex. It is like the actor takes the role with the person he thinks he is supposed to have or his most recent film character. They all said he is strange and that no one ever goes back for another chance with him.

Jim Carrey

Kardashians Lose Big In Court

Showing you that the Kardashians think they can do whatever they want with no consequences, they attempted to hijack the name of a makeup line already in existence. Back in 2004, a line of makeup called Kroma was created. Over the past decade it has grown into a very successful makeup line, mainly through the efforts of the line's owner. Last year, the Kardashians announced their makeup line which they called Khroma. Yeah, you can see where this is going. A cease and desist letter was sent to the company responsible for the Kardashian's makeup line and they were sued for $10M. A federal judge sided with the original Kroma and an appeals court agreed. Now, it will cost millions to change the packaging and branding and marketing. I don't feel sorry for them at all. Kim is the one who came up with the name after she had seen the Kroma products and thought Khroma would be great. Yeah, because it would be taking after a great company and not creating, what will probably end up in dollar stores around the country.

Blind Items Revealed

October 9, 2012

This C list actress who can barely act, but keeps getting jobs because of her A list name recognition and boyfriend has been in this spot several times recently and has been causing drama as recently as this week which is only two days old. Our actress wanted to look cool and smart so decided a museum would be the best course of action. The problem is that no one might recognize her if she went and her campaign to show people how smart she is would backfire and she would be stuck in a museum she had no desire to see. What to do? Hire some bodyguards and a photographer. Voila. Instant notice and then because the crowds were just too much, she can leave the museum she didn't want to go to in the first place after a short amount of time. Mission accomplished.

Jessica Biel

Lisa Lampanelli Lost 100 Pounds - Does It Count If It Is Surgery?

Comedian, Lisa Lampanelli, is in In Touch this week and they have photos of her showing her incredible weight loss. When you see someone who is over 100 pounds lighter than they previously were, they are some great photos. It is only when you read the story that you see that Lisa did not lose the weight through diet and exercise, but because she had a type of gastric bypass surgery. She said that for 30 years she tried to lose weight the old fashioned way, but it never worked for her so she did the surgery. She said it was a tool to get her over her addiction to food. But, if you lose the weight like that, do you actually beat your food addiction? Don't you have to figure out why you are addicted to food? If not, won't she gain all the weight back?

Blind Items Revealed

October 2, 2012

What celebrity couple were hoping their recent cameos on a popular network show would increase the price for baby photos of their new baby. No matter what they did, they could not get any offers above $20,000. Instead of taking that money and giving it to charity, they just posted photos of their baby for free.

Nick and Vanessa Lachey

Brooke Mueller Can't See Her Kids - Will Remain With Denise

Brooke Mueller's attorneys were in court yesterday. You know what is funny about that last part. Brooke has no money she makes on her own. None. She has no job. her one skill she has not used in quite sometime I don't think. I have not heard any rumors of it in awhile, so she has no money coming in, except what Charlie Sheen gives her. Charlie wants the kids to stay with Denise Richards so is probably paying for Denise Richards' lawyers and his own lawyers too. Also, because Brooke's money all comes from Charlie he is technically paying for Brooke's lawyers too.

Brooke wanted the two boys to be removed from Denise's care and placed with her brother. The judge said no. Brook wanted the kids to come see her on Mother's Day. The judge said no, because Brooke is in rehab and it is not a proper place to meet with the kids. When she gets out of rehab, she will only have supervised visitation with them, which means someone will have to watch her with the kids at all times.

Blind Item #1 - Easy Easy

Don't believe the denials, this former B- list reality star turned porn star says she is not going to make any more pornos, but the two women she has booked for an all female threesome would dispute that.

Lindsay Lohan Gets Cut Off From Adderall

It looks like Lindsay Lohan is going to have to give up her very best friend in the world. Adderall. Through good times and bad times, the drug has always been there for Lindsay. It is how she says she controls her ADHD, even though no doctor has ever diagnosed her with it. I also wonder how many different doctors she has writing her prescriptions because she sure does seem to take a lot of the pills. Can you imagine her on speed and drinking and doing coke? No wonder she is a mess. Doctors at Betty Ford are not going to allow Lindsay top continue to take the pills, so my guess is she will leave Betty Ford as soon as she can. This just shows you that she is not serious about ever getting better.


In case you don't post a comment, and only read the comments, you might not have seen the message that all people posting comments will start seeing today. I wanted to share it with you too.

In the next week, I will be deciding whether to go to a system which will involve the approval of all comments prior to being posted. I do not want to have to resort to this option, but will, and hopefully would only have to do so for a short time before returning to the system that exists now.

Many sites do not allow any comments at all, and that would be a much easier option, but I love and value the comments and won't ever resort to that. If the problem does not resolve itself, then I will just review all the comments before they are posted so that this can continue to be the vibrant community it has always been.

Peace and Bacon,


Friday, May 10, 2013

Random Photos Part Four

The new World Trade Center had its spire installed yesterday which will make it the tallest building in America.

Bruce Springsteen wandering Stockholm looking for members of ABBA.
Bruce Willis discovers the joys of being a father to a toddler at the age of 70. He is 70 right?
Charlize Theron picks up her son from school.
There is always money in the banana stand. This one is in London.
Drew Barrymore makes a new friend.
Dana Delaney and what looks like some type of ostrich feather skirt.
Drake and his mom hang out. Amanda Bynes would probably give up all her money to be in that position instead of his mom.
Elle Fanning and
Peter Dinklage on the set of their new movie.

Random Photos Part Three

Fergie shows she is not afraid to go floral even with all that bad flower looks this week.

Gwen Stefani looking all serious as she contemplates her future.
Anne Hathaway channeling some Streisand in Funny Girl here.
Heather Graham is working it as she walks the street.
Julianne Hough seems to hit every red carpet she can now.
Debra Messing is looking a bit different here as she poses with Mariska Hargitay and Uma Thurman.
At the same event were Glenn Close and
Megan Hilty.

Random Photos Part Two

Holly Madison was in LA yesterday trying to cash in on her baby some more.

Jennifer Aniston wore sunglasses in the dark and the rain in NYC. You know, because she is cool like that.
Speaking of not cool, hello Ke$ha.
Keira Knightley is on her honeymoon. Celebrated by eating something.
Even Kyra Sedgwick found that joke funny.
This could be my all time favorite photo ever. Vogue plays mean don't they.
Lake Bell, Katie Aselton, and Kate Bosworth at the Black Rock premiere.
Long time no see in the photos for Larry David.
Nick Lachey and Jeff Simmons really busting out those 98 Degrees hits.

Random Photos Part One

Four parts today.

The only thing that could get Naomi Watts off her bike was the rain.

Olivia Munn at a charity event last night.
That ginger headed dude pointing is Prince Harry. He obviously has some fans in Washington D.C.
And even more fans.
And even more, who seemed to fill every nook and cranny. I notice that most are women.
Rihanna out and about in more ways than one. Maybe a bra next time.
Adam Sandler shows off the wardrobe that has made him Shorts & Flip Flops Magazine Best Dressed Man for 10 years running.
Teresa Palmer out for a walk.
Megan Fox leans her head out of the window while filming with Will Arnett. Maybe she will learn about acting too.

Puppy Vs Blow Dryer

Blind Item #6

This B-/C+ list very good looking actor has not worked as much lately and can't afford his beard any longer. It is not so much that he would pay her to be with him, but would take her on trips and shopping and to red carpets and it was getting too expensive. Plus, on their last trip out of the country she hit it off with a guy who gives scuba lessons and wants to try a relationship with him. So, no more couple.

Celebrities Read Mean Tweets

Blind Item #5

This B list mostly movie actress knew her A list mostly movie actor boyfriend was having trouble staying sober. She is attracted to guys with sobriety issues. I don't know why, but she has been that way for a decade or longer. She also should have known that when she did her usual pills or drank in front of him, that it might be the wrong thing to do. She didn't seem to care though. Maybe karma is getting her back though because a trip to rehab would not be too bad for her at this time. She is looking rough.

24 Is Coming Back - Kind Of

After no one could decide on how to make a movie of 24, which does not seem that hard by the way, Fox now wants the show to come back. It misses Kiefer Sutherland and the very strong ratings, but does not want to commit to entire seasons of the show. What Fox is proposing is a return to the 70's and 80's. They want mini-series. Lots of them. They want people to come to the network and then hang out awhile. You know, because the viewers of 24 or also big Family Guy viewers. Anyway, the deal would be that once or twice a year, there would be 3 nights in a row of 24. Wrapping everything up in one very short weekly commitment. I like the idea, but here is what will happen. There will be huge ratings and Fox will get greedy and want it back for a season or two and then ratings will suffer and the show will be gone for good.

Four For Friday - This Makes Five

It's Friday today. The Friday before Mother's Day. The Friday where you start to think that perhaps you should look into buying the card before all you end up with is one in Spanish or something and try and convince your mom that it is really special, and no, it does not say from your daughter rather than your son. No matter the fact that Mother's Day is this weekend, I will be here blogging for you tomorrow and Sunday and will have some reveals from the archives. I would love if you would like to follow me on Twitter. I am @entylawyer

This would be the shocker of the shocker of the year. In the past, this A++ list celebrity has had affairs. He has had enough money to to keep most of them quiet and there has never really been photographic evidence to back up the claims of at least four women who have had sex with the married celebrity. The four we know of anyway. One of the more stalkerish of the four does have photos of the celebrity, but does not have any with him and the ones of him solo or not naked or anything scandalous. It is obvious a cell phone camera took the photos, but not obvious who took them or in what situation. If you ever ask her (B list celebrity in her own country; D lister here) she will be happy to show them to you. Another of the women actually got pregnant by the celebrity and was the closest to bringing down the empire. A massive check took care of it and it was such a huge check that the missus had to get involved in paying it. They have made up for the check since and the woman has not lifted a finger or worked a day since she got the check. No one knows if she lost the baby on her own or another way. Each of those two women claim there have been hookers, but the hookers will sell away, and our celebrity cannot pretend everything away again, so he has a new person who has not only signed an agreement to stay quiet, but also works for the same company, so he has valid excuses to see her at home and away from home. Even though she has these agreements signed, there are rumors that someone is trying to sell photos of the pair and that the photos could have only come from her or from him. Maybe this is why he has not been spending time with his wife lately, but has found time to spend with the kids.

Your Turn

Say a little something about your mom or the person who raised you like a mother.

Blind Item #4

This former almost A list mostly television actor who now makes a really good living just being himself tried and failed to have bathroom sex with his girlfriend this week. Apparently our actor had a little too much to drink and kept slamming himself and then his girlfriend into the stall because he could not keep her upright. Finally, after she suffered a gash to the back of her head, he called it off.

Woman Rescued After 17 Days In Bangladesh

I am not usually one to write about world news, but I think anyone who manages to survive for 17 days in the rubble of a collapsed building that has killed well over 1,000 people deserves a bit of a writeup. When there is so much tragedy and so much loss of life and so many grim things that have happened this week, it is nice to actually write about someone who lived through something so awful. Think about how happy her parents are to have her back. Think about the joy that came out of the tragedy of Amanda Berry and her fellow captors. How their parents probably gave up hope so many years ago, but have been reunited. I am such a sucker for a happy ending. The woman who survived in Bangladesh had dried food next to her and also a limited supply of water and is actually in pretty good shape. How do you keep yourself going for those 17 days, wondering if anyone will find you before the food and water give out.

This Guy Had A Really Bad Day At The Office - Swallowed By A Hippo

Blind Item #3

This former almost A list mostly movie actor who does not really do anything now because his franchise has ended and his career has been a flop post-franchise has been seeing someone new. What started out as an hourly relationship has turned into our actor buying his new man a condo and trying to visit a few times a week without getting caught. I don't know why he won't come out already. He would clear up about 10 blind items if he did.

Suri Cruise Is $2M Richer

If you have had a crappy week and wondering how you are going to make it to the next paycheck you might want to turn away from this post right now. According to The Sun, Suri Cruise has just signed a deal which will pay her $2M to have her own fashion line which she will even help design, You know, because what 6 year old can't design fashions. I'm pretty sure the $2M is more than her mom made last year and is about what her dad makes in about 30 seconds. With Katie Holmes' fashion line turning into a disaster, it must kind of suck for her to see her kid making more money doing it than Katie. On the bright side, maybe Suri can give Katie a job like Jessica Simpson gave Ashlee a job.

Blind Item #2

This out of work former A list host of a top rated network reality show shows why you should never burn bridges. She always thought way too highly of herself and treated everyone she worked with like crap. She lost two extremely high profile gigs because no one liked her and she thought she could not be replaced. She has not worked in almost two years and is begging people to give her another chance. Producers want no part of her. None.

Paris Jackson Moves In With Her Mom

The entire Jackson family has tried to separate Michael Jackson's kids so they can work on being their bff so when they do come into money, they will have the inside track to wealth and never having to work. There sure are a lot of members of that family that have done and continue to do no work and they are the world's foremost experts on mooching off others. Anyway, the members of the family tried and failed, but it only took Debbie Row about a month of hanging out with Paris Jackson to get Paris to move in with Debbie at least for awhile. I don't think this is going to work out well, but it is better than Paris moving in with LaToya or something.

Blind Item #1

This aging, yet still A list rocker, tried to hit on a woman almost four times younger than him this week. She is a celebrity in her own right, in her own world, and finally slapped the rocker after he kept putting his arms around her and then groped her breasts.

Anna Chlumsky & Macaulay Culkin Have Not Spoken Since My Girl

In the past 20 years, Anna Chlumsky says that he has spoken to her former My Girl co-star, Macaulay Culkin exactly zero times. They saw each other at the 1992 MTV Movie Awards and that was their final conversation. I'm shocked no one ever tried to reunite them for an article or a special about the movie. I guess when you are 12, you don't really stay in touch like you would if you did a movie together at the age of 22. It really is sad though, and considering I don't think Macaulay Culkin will live past about July, it does not look like the two will ever have that reunion. If you think a heroin addict like Macaulay can live with a heroin addict like Pete Doherty and somehow not end up overdosing, I think those are some very long odds.

Brooke Mueller & Lindsay Lohan Are In Rehab Together

When you have been to rehab as many times as Lindsay Lohan and Brooke Mueller, you start to run into people you know at rehab. Lots of people you have seen before and you both promised that you would never see again except on the outside because you are besties. Then, unless of course you are Elizabeth Taylor and Larry Fortensky, you never see each other again because you don't have anything in common and who wants people to know you are friends with Lindsay Lohan anyway. It should come as no surprise that Brooke Mueller and Lindsay Lohan would end up at the same facility. Who do you think is paying for Lindsay's stay in the facility? Yeah, the same person who is paying for Brooke's and probably has not given up on the idea of having some kind of foursome with his exes and Lindsay when everyone gets out. Free coke for everyone.

Porn Is Really Paying Off For Farrah Abraham

Let us go through the history of how Farrah Abraham has made her fortune shall we? She got pregnant at 16 and made money by signing on with MTV because she got pregnant so young. While she was pregnant and for the next couple of years after that, she made money on the show. After the show ended, Farrah began preparing for her porn career by getting new breasts and then has tried unsuccessfully to find some mentors like Lindsay Lohan has and also to do or say anything she can to get on a new television show. None of that worked so she did porn. She says she got $1.5M. Other reports had it at less than $1M. Considering how much she lies, let us go with the less than $1M number. Since then though she has snagged a six figure deal for a weight loss drug which she does not need and probably has never used and now she has full use of a $400K car when she is in LA and gets another six figures a year from that car company for promoting their services. Apparently she has two other deals in the works which will pay her another $500K a year. So, getting pregnant at 16 and doing porn is obviously the way to make it in this world.

Miley Cyrus CAN Predict The Future - Tops Maxim Hot 100 List

Last week, Miley Cyrus said that she was going to be number one on the annual Maxim Hot 100 list. There is no way on this earth that I think Miley deserves that honor and I was hoping that Maxim would find a way to yank her from the top spot. I could not decide if it would have been more humiliating for her to be named #2 or #97. I'm sure the editors were upset because they probably had a big announcement planned and Miley ruined it. She probably waited until the issue went to press so they could not change their minds.

That's It Dawg - Randy Jackson Is Allowed To Quit American Idol - Rest Of Judges Not So Lucky

Randy Jackson has announced he is not returning to American Idol next season. Because of his long service to the show, producers let the man quit. The other three judges will also not be back, but for some reason I think the producers want to make a point of telling them their contracts will not be renewed. After suffering the lowest ratings ever for the show, producers want to do something to get people to watch again. The thing is ratings have been going down for years on the show as it has more competition. I don't know if a total shakeup will do anything. I think finding a time in the schedule where you are the only talent show each week would probably work better than anything. In other Randy news, he no longer manages Mariah Carey. Interesting.

Thursday, May 09, 2013

Random Photos Part Four

Robin Williams is right. He did wear it better.

Britney Spears out with her 9 to 5 Monday through Friday boyfriend.
Not the best look ever for Courtney Love.
Speaking of horrible looks, hello Courtney Stodden.
Long time no see on a red carpet, Ashanti at the A&E upfronts.
Chloe Sevigny was there.
Ditto the Duck Dynasty families and
what feels like the last remaining Storage Wars stars.
I feel like Debra Messing is about to go to a couture toga party.


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