Blind Items Revealed #3
April 20, 2016
This permanent A list actor who has not really had a good role in a decade set conditions with this significant other before she could get pregnant. Things like how much weight she could gain and how much money she would get per month if they split. All ironed out in advance.
Eddie Murphy/Paige Butcher
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I can see and probably agree with the money part of this. The weight part seems ridiculous.
Its hard to control pregnancy weight gain. And is she supposed to starve or excessively exercise if she gains too much? Dumbass worried about looks over a healthy baby.
NCERIN NAILED IT. BTW, WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO NCERIN? HE/SHE ROCKS
I get the feeling that Eddie is a real Type A personality. That would be hard to live with.
To a degree. I gained 25-ish lbs with my first, but with my second I ate like a frickin' pig (knew it) and gained 50. In the last month of that pregnancy, I gained 7lbs/week.
We usually know when we're eating doughnuts 24/7, whether we admit it or not.
If I had financial incentive to NOT eat whatever I could reach every waking moment, I wouldn't have.
Yes, I'm aware that there are medical conditions, yada, yada...there's also pizza and cherry pie filling.
And yet, people keep signing up.
His baby mamas do pretty well. He had plenty of practice, better to do this than fight after the baby is born. But how many more does he want?
Haha, a real pro knows to negotiate reproduction. What was it, his 9th child? Maybe it would be easier to make a five year deal without getting kids involved.
Not at all surprising.
More interesting would be what kind of financial arrangement he made with Johnny Gill.
Oops. I forgot my picture thingy. Fucking trolls.
Lurking ;-)
Same here, plus gay?
The weight gain thing is not an enforceable agreement. I assume that was an informal thing they agreed to rather than the financial stuff they put in writing. And even with the financial stuff, good luck getting a court to enforce a child support agreement if the court determines that it's inadequate. Can't blame him for trying, I guess.
the weight thing basically is a "dont blow up" clause. women use pregnancy as an excuse to become garbage disposals often. you arent eating for two - read a science book, seriously.
and I'm a woman, btw. no pinning misogyny on me.
LMAO For me it was jalapeno cheddar kettle crunch chips. I ate those things like my life depended on it.
You are fucked. Like seriously fucked in the head.
This is the ONE time in a woman's life where she is "allowed" to get fat by societal standards.
You've CLEARLY never been pregnant and I'd love to smack you in your stupid, "science book" reading face.
Get off your asshole high horse and go fuck yourself. Hard.
And pray I never meet you in real life or I'll kick the shit out of your "garbage disposal" face.
Fuck you.
The reason I mentioned cherry pie filling is because I ate that shiz out of the can during my first pregnancy. Second time it was black licorice. Jalapeño cheddar sounds way better. There's gotta be a way to steer those obsessions.
(I can see you right now)
Ok, Gisele.
^^^^^ YESSSSS to THIS.
Someone who turned into an elephant after she got knocked up
And I spy another fuckwad troll.
Bring it.
You appear to be someone who says and does what she wants. Why would you bother with societal standards?
+1
Sorry you're fat and gross and no man will sleep with you
Hilarious assumption.
I'm actually married with two kids and I'm a size 8 with awesome tits and a pretty face. Nice try.
Sick of idiots like you.
Get fucked.
Liar.
I appreciate your words.
For the most part, I am not concerned with societal standards. I just find it difficult to hear this kind of garbage being flung about with no repercussions.
It's hard work, not only growing a human being (!) but getting yourself back into a shape that you alone are happy with, society notwithstanding.
#trollersgonnatroll
Because you know me, right?
So yeah. Not only do pregnant people usually have dramatically increased appetite for 6 months, pregnancy puts an enormous stress on the thyroid gland sometimes causing gestational hypothyroidism. Not to mention that the resource war between the pregnant lady and the fetus sometimes has additional metabolism and/or appetite consequences if the fetus starts winning more than its fair share of the resource war skirmishes.
One day rich pregnant ladies may have the option of real-time monitoring and treatment of all these factors and the ability to adjust behavior and medications accordingly for optimal fetal health. Unfortunately, that doesn't exist yet.
Once it does, iSpy's trolling may be retroactively funny.
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