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When I hit the grocery store last night I was so hungry that when I checked out I handed the cashier a bunch of wrappers of food I had eaten while walking through the aisles. There were more wrappers than actual food purchased.
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94 comments:
That's a regular Tuesday night for me.
That sounds like what Rob does!
Oh no never. That is unacceptable supermarket behaviour (USB).
Isn't that stealing? Kim, does Rob really do that?
Yes! Mom found all of these empty junk food wrappers in his car last time he was at the house. He was in so much trouble!
He has money! What if he got arrested?
You're a thief.
I see this all the time standing in line at Whole Food…
Well I thought he was giving up Skittles, they will rot his teeth. And they sure won't help him lose 65 pounds they are all sugar!
He paid for the empty wrappers, Bruce. But Rob apparently wanders around grocery stores eating chips and candy bars so that we don't see him do it!
So true, Jason! I'm addicted to guacamole
Rob can't even fill the car with gas without Slim Jim wrappers falling out everywhere! Then my steering wheel is all greasy!
You guys need to stop talking about me like I'm not here. First, that is completely untrue about me stealing. I am rich and I don't need to steal. On the second point, I am serious about my health and do not eat chips or candy bars and I'm allergic to Skittles. I think you guys are confusing me with Khloe. Kim why you go and dye your hair again and get off my tip.
Kim likes her nachos.
CHIPS? Rob, please tell me you're not eating chips?!
I see nothing wrong with that so long as you pay.
Rob, now you're lying which does not make me proud. When you were ten years old, your party had Skittles party favors. This I remember, we found those things all over the house for months!
Rob, stop riding our coattails! You're not rich, mom still gives you an allowance. Everyone knows your sock line is a joke
Her ass shows it.
Kim, I'm pretty sure Kris doesn't give him an allowance. Wait a minute, that might explain those ATM withdrawals that I don't remember making.
@JBE, that picture is so wrong! It looks she's dipping into a different area!
Paris, suck me dry beautiful.
A thief? Huh?
I remember my mom doing this with animal crackers boxes when I was small enough to ride in the cart, but that's about it. Not sure how much bacon enty could have eaten at safeway...
@enty Alec called and told me to tell u that u are a rude, thoughtless little pig.
Kim, mom does not hand out money, you should know that by now. I went to college, got my business degree and now run a highly successful sock empire. Kendall does some sock modeling for me because she believes in me and my socks.
Bruce, allergies can develop at any age.
This is why I moved to Miami.
Rob, Mommy's love can't be found in food!
I'm pretty sure it's frowned upon because there's no guarantee the person can pay. I did it once when my blood sugar was dangerously low and I thought I was going to pass out. They didn't seem to mind when I went to pay.
That's it, I'm calling a family meeting!
Rob, Kendall's jst sucking up because she wants her own sock line-'The Sisterhood of the Traveling SoKKs'
Rob, since you have no self control, I'm going to be giving you an Adderall with your allowance each morning. Maybe if you took a few pounds off we could partner with Lay's on a healthy snack line. Don't you want to diversify your portfolio? Rome wasn't built on socks alone.
Rob, stop trying to convince us that you moved to Miami! Mom's PI knows exactly where you are at all times
Family meeting? I'm taking Mason to the park. I'll be back later!
Yes Rob, nobody believes you moved to Miami.
I'm surprised you didn't just slip the Adderall in with my morning protein shake, mom.
Whenever it is, I'm too busy to come.
Who's side are you on, Bruce? I'm the only one who doesn't make fun of you behind your back, you know.
Scott, you're at all the family meetings! We can all go to the park later. I'll bring my new helicopter.
Rob, honey, Mama is the only one who gets drugs with her protein shakes.
Damn Enty! Lol.. I've never done that before. However I have bust open a box of cleanex to use it before checking out lol
Rob, you miss all the family meetings. You never do what we ask. Who makes fun of me behind my back? We're a family, we kid around, right? Now I'm confused.
Oh great, another family meeting that I'm not invited to. I'm your family too, dad!
Consider yourself lucky, Brody, these family meetings are the worst. Khloe and Kourt never shut up and Kim just sits there looking vacant until she can get back to her boo.
I don't have time right now Bruce. Mason has a playdate with Batkid.
Here we go again with the daddy issues...
Let's get margaritas and tacos for the family meeting!
I plan to spend the summers there with some people I know.
Brody, what are you talking about? Remember the meeting that you and Burt were at when we talked about the separation? And how to ignore the media? You were there, when Khloe was having marriage trouble.
Khloe, that's a great idea! I love tacos.
Whatever Anvil! Don't you have some safety pins to go put in your clothes?
#fakedesigner #KarashianKollectionRox
I miss hanging out with Lamar eating, drinking and playing video games all night long.
Bruce, can you take your Maserati to Pink Taco?
Dad, that was me and Brandon! You can't even tell your own kids apart!
Hi Khloe! Are you having a good day?
Did I say Burt? I meant Brandon. Take it easy Brody, I'm upset. I just realized Kris gives my money to Rob as an allowance!
I admire you regulars for ignoring the boil on the butt of KFF. My hat is off to you all. But I have to ask, does anyone know why or how someone could be so pathetic to crete 20 fake accounts just to converse with him/herself via Sybilesqe personality shifts? And why are the entys not just deleting that bullshit? It's really annoying. I wouldn't even care, but I enjoy reading the quips from the standards, just wondering why this is not being dealt with swiftly. FTR, I find the fake kardashians a perfect manifestation of the fake Kardashians; just as vapid, self absorbed, and desperate for attention. So, bravo, troll--you perfectly captured the most useless catastrophic vacuity known to man. You should be proud, in the basement, no matter how dark it is or how tired your forearm must be. Pathetic.
Paris, you are just jealous that people got tired of you and they are still interested in Kim and my family. Kim usurped your throne and you need to get over it. Kim can't help it that she overshadows you. Remember that interview you did on GMA??? Jealous.
Back at ya, Khlo.
Get outta here, Paris!
What does crete mean?
Thanks for having my back, Rob! Did you see the Andy Cohen show last night? The poll was Who Has The Best Celeb Sex Tape, and I won!!! Paris came in last with only 2% of the vote. I'm surprised that many people voted for that tired hooker!
Please, Rob. Maybe if you smoked some of Lamar's crack then I wouldn't have to get you new pant each week.
Rob, Crete is an island in Greece. If you went on the family vacation, you would know that.
That is what I'm talking about! When Kimmy does something she goes all in. Your work ethic is inspiring.
Yeah Rob, you were the one that convinced me to go to Greece, and then you bailed! Instead I had your mom oiling me up and telling me how much my back reminds her of my dad's
Screw the family meeting! Let's have a family dinner instead! That's great news, Kimmy.
Poor Paris didn't know the key to a high selling sex video is Interracial. Her mother must not be an astute manager, like myself. Call my people, Paris. Maybe I can help you rise from the doldrums of the C-List, for a percent of course ;)
Brody, did she really say that? I'm proud. I know I don't have my Olympic figure anymore, but thank god my kids have some of my good genes.
Hey Avril, should I mention that time you hit on me behind Brody's back?
It's ok Bruce, a lot better than yesterday! :(
#trampolinesaredeathtraps
Ew, Brody. I'm surprised you didn't turn inside out from disgust. Mom tends to hit on young men when she's been drinking.
I'm sure she did. Remember the time she got me to punch our friend Joe Francis because she told me that he was hitting on her? Turns out it was the other way around!
I might hand an empty water bottle to the checker, but that's as wild as it gets.
Wait, do people really think the K-trash trolls are one person? If it's one person, he or she deserves a lot of credit. Multiple accounts and multiple web browsers while having several CDAN posts open at once. Even when I'm devoting my full attention to the site, I can't keep up with all the comments on every post.
They are clogging up every post, but I laugh out loud at half of the things they say in spite of myself.
Bruce, just because you put your hair up and prance around the kitchen in a mumu and apron doesn't mean you can cook. Leave that to our chef.
Mmmm. That hunk REALLY knows how to stir Mama's gravy and pound the veal cutlets.
Kris, you cannot tell me what to do in the Malibu beach house! That's why I moved out, remember?
I’ve had a lot of people in my past who were friends with me just to get publicity. When I was young, my mom or sister used to have to point out if someone was using me to make a name for themselves – you know, linking arms with me on the red carpet and trying to get in every picture. But now I can see for myself when someone is just hungry for attention.
Hey Brody, once I lose 65 pounds and gain 6" we should go to Mexico with Joe again.
It takes one to know one, Paris. You look freaky in night vision too. Kim's tape was well lit and professional.
Khloe, don't make me bitch slap you. Nobody wants to wear your nasty Forever 21 clothes, you Sasquatch.
Yeah, right, Rob. Like I'd ever go within 10 feet of you or your tube sock.
Thoroughly. Amused. Thx K's!
I just finished reading through all of these posts! Soooo funny! The Kardashians hard at work.
STFU PARIS AT LEAST SHE HAS ONE #JEALOUS #HERPDERP
IN A BETTER MEETING
STFU ROB SHE HAS A REAL MAN YOUR HOOKERS DON'T
Ray J called he wants his urinal back.
FUNERAL HOME CALLED THEY WANT THEIR EMBALMING FLUID BACK
It's only stealing if you don't pay for it
Yep definitely multiple accounts.
Enty time for you to moderate comments section, hunnybunny.
Yeah, too bad the real Kardashians aren't this entertaining.
Troll Kanye needs to up his/her game, not nearly enough batshit crazy going on there...
EVEN YEEZUS CAN'T KEEP UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS #BOUND3 #HOTCROSSBUNS
GO BACK TO CANUCKVILLE AND KROGERS #GOTHISGONE #REREADTHAT
CROTCH FLEAS DON'T COUNT AS FRIENDS #HERP #VALTREX #PAMSLEFTOVERS
^^^thats funny.
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