Saturday, April 09, 2016

Blind Items Revealed #2

February 17, 2016

This A- list mostly television actress stars in a fairly hit cable show. She also does some movies. She also talks a lot about being happy in your own skin and she will never go Hollywood, blah, blah. Plastic surgeon appointment last week for a liposuction consultation.

Amy Schumer

38 comments:

david said...

At least she isn't using the "waist training coach" explanation.
And she can't use the the "breast feeding" to lose weight explanation, either.

Kno Won Uno said...

'Hypocrite' is practically stamped on her forehead.
I don't care what anyone thinks or says about human bodies (except those that champion morbid obesity like it's a goal) but feeding people a line of shit while you do the opposite really pisses me off.
I'm looking at you, anti-gay politicians on the way DL.

Derek Harvey said...

Nailed it

Derek Harvey said...

Happy Saturday!

I was thinking of you and few other posters bitching about enty always calling C Love a husband killer when I was watching this trashy documentary called Kurt and Courtney, last night. It was so bad. All these drug addicts with no teeth living in trailer parks getting paid for their drug habits to say "Yeah, Courtney is a bitch-Yeah, She wanted me to kill him etc etc" SO pathetic...

Derek Harvey said...

or "Yeah I dated Kurt in 6th grade-I was his soulmate"...

June Gordon said...

You are not "happy" or "comfortable" with your body when you lie to the press about your dress size.

It only works if YOU are fat and WE are blind, hon.

So Off said...

Great job, Derek! One of your 50 guesses was right! Woo hoo!

Zilla1 said...

She really threw a hissy over the plus sized label

Derek Harvey said...

Go fuck yourself, Troll..

nancer said...

i don't like amy schumer. i wanted to, but i watched 'trainwreck' and her standup on netflix, and i just don't like her.
i agree with those saying she's a hypocrite. and she's also a LIAR because there is no way in hell she wears a size 6 or 8. no friggin' way. does she think we're all blind?

nasty baby said...

@june

you are a fucking treasure, stay here forever.

Dena said...

She is a big girl, but damn her mouth is tiny! Like distractingly so.

Miz Lindsey Graham said...

Kno, honey, whatever do you mean?

GAY?

Bring me mah smellin' salts and a fan, I'm feeling faint.

Derek's Protuberance said...

Hi Derek! All of your imaginary CDaN friends in your own mind (Malibuborebee, etc.) also wish you a wonderful, delightful Saturday!

Cabbage Patch Kids said...

She speaks for us and we love her. We don't care that she's fat, we're all fat.

Derek Harvey said...

We all know who
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Between your delusion and obsession with me (me? like really-choose wiser) it is pathetic and I feel sorry for you.

Derek Harvey said...

she is in desperate need to try the Kylie Jenner lip challenge

Kno Won Uno said...

That's why we'll never truly know. It just seems to me that Courtney wasn't gifted with a brilliant criminal mind. Many drugs, many screwed up people.
I often see thinks and think of you guys, too.

Kno Won Uno said...

Oh, sorry. I'm way past 14, dear.

Derek's Thong said...

NAILED IT. BTW, AMY IS QUITE FLESHY. SHE NEEDS LIPO ALL OVER SEVERAL SPOTS ON HER BODY. SHE ALSO NEEDS A BETTER STYLIST TO HELP COVER UP HER SAUSAGE UPPER ARMS. ADDITIONALLY, SHE HERE FEATURES ARE TOO SMALL FOR HER ROUND FACE.

Derek's Thong said...

CABBY, SHE WOULDN'T WIPE HER FEET ON YOU.

Derek's Thong said...

MAYBE SHE IS TALKING ABOUT HER SHOE SIZE.

Derek's Thong said...

TRUTH HURTS, DER.

Me said...

She's known as a comedian, not an actress...

Sounds like a BS blind that Enty decided to reveal as Amy at a later date.

Derek's Anal Beads said...

Ditto. Just took a few tries.

Kimberlini said...

Agree on all points.

Red1 said...

Well it didn't work because she's still a fatty.

noll said...

in no world is that woman a size 6. her size has AT LEAST two digits. delusional, utterly delusional. and add her face......which is unfortunate.

Cupcakes4all said...

did she get the lipo on her face??? Ms. potato head

OKay said...

She was 100% right, though. You don't call size 8 plus size. You just don't.

Meg said...

Speak for yourself. She's as funny as I am fat. I wear a size 0.

Mooshki said...

Read through these comments if you want to know why she made that appointment. Maybe she likes her body but is sick to death of the nasty things people say about her.

Studio54 said...

I'm with Enty all the way about Courtney Love. Everyone thought her Yoko treatment of Cobain had everything to do with his suicide at the time he died.

ellie said...

Lose some weight if it bothers you instead of relying on celebrities to claim being fat is okay. It's unhealthy. Not a fan of this "love your body" bullshit. Unless you're legitimately curvy or you have an issue that causes you to have little control over your weight, stfu. Promoting obesity or poor health is not ok.

ellie said...

Then she really shouldn't google her own name and read what people have to say. Celebrities are under no obligation to read nasty comments. They do it out of narcissism and then cry about it.

Bleu said...

Glamour didn't call her plus-sized -- and in any case, she's not a size 8.

Mooshki said...

Baloney. Interacting with fans on Twitter is a very smart thing for celebrities to do, but that means they have to scroll through the shit to get to the actual fans.

ellie said...

Oh good point. I always forget about Twitter lol. The vitriol just comes to them no matter what

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