If Jennifer Aniston Was Pregnant The World Would Explode

If you think that Kate Middleton pregnancy mania is something, I think it would be nothing to Jennifer Aniston pregnancy mania. The reason? Easier to photograph her. It is pretty tough to have pregnancy mania if there are no photos to document someone everyday. Unless Jennifer Aniston were to stay in her house everyday, there would be photos. Lots of them. It has been chilly here the past few mornings and when I say chilly, I mean in relation to what it usually is here and not chilly in a Chicago kind of way. So, Jennifer wore a coat. A large coat. So, of course she is now pregnant. And on the seventh day God rested while opening up tabloids to look at the photos.