Today's Blind Items
#1 The scene. B list film actor who used to be on the edge of A list but can't quite seem to get there. Our actor has a little get together. Our actor invites another couple over as well as a lady friend he is dying to get into bed with. At some point in the evening, the lady friend our actor lusts for decides to use the restroom. While doing her business, she feels something ticking her bare leg. Looking down she sees a huge cockroach crawling up her leg. As she screams, she notices there are several others throughout the bathroom. Needless to say, our actor didn't get any that night.
#2 This C list television actress/reality star has been spending some time with a married couple who are half A list celebrity, half regular in the past few weeks. Our actress thought it was just about friendship, but it turns out the couple would like the actress for much more than just friends. Promising they could help her career and get her noticed around the world, our actress is on the fence about it, but so far has said no.
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*looking around to make sure no cockroaches are going to magically appear*
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#1 - I thought of Joaquin Phx.
He seems like he might be a little less than "clean"
(in more ways than one)
#2 - by "half regular" does that mean we don't know who one spouse is?
I have no clue for that one.
WTF......How expensive is it to "bomb" your place? Not to much. I don't have to worry about them, My Pussy Ophelia goes on nightly roach patrols and kills them for me. She is also sweet enough to leave them near the trash. What can I say.....I trained her well.
#1- Heath Ledger? ~screaming~ cockroaches & beetles are the making of nightmares in my world. I hate the sound of the "crunch". ~shiver~
#2- ? ...Hmmmm,(considering)are they good looking???
LOL
1. Wow. I'm just happy the mystery actress didn't take it to the bedroom and discover something worse...UGGGG!
2. I'm kind of stumped on this one.
The wording in 2 reminds me of Will and Jada. He's half A list and she's more regular.
1 was fun for Halloween!
as breakfast... said: night patrol.
those roaches just go out at night. and by any move they disappear. plus they are REALLY fast. you barely would see them disappear when you turn the lights on. the only expl. that comes into my mind is that they too fled the fires and search for new spaces. there will be more plagued house owners soon. :-(
you know the saying: the roaches and rats will survive the atomic blasts...
#1: Matthew McConaughey. It's been said that he's already a stinky Pete, so why not make the extra leap to buggy, too.
dschingis, I had the (cough) pleasure (cough) of being in someones home once that was infested with roaches. Oh geeze, I still get the creeps just thinking about it. The lights off in a bathroom or kitchen or any other room bring them all out. When .there are that many of them, they don't have time to disappear as soon as the light goes on, they just kind of freak out and run until they can find cover. (Breakfast at Tiffany's Ophelia would know about this) I can see one running up her leg.
I'm gonna have nightmares of roaches tonight, I can just feel it.
twisted sister, These are Texas roaches and they are not scared of lights. Ophelia hunts them in the dark. She freaked me out the first time she was stalking one. i thought my Pussy had lost her furry little mind. She was in my bathroom (which at the time was dark)looking at the ceiling. Then I picked up on HOW she was looking. Last night all of them were in there, in the dark...and keeping their eyes on one huge fat one. I expect him to be near the trashcan when I get home. She likes to play and torture them. LOl
Roaches in the bathroom indicates that our actor does not change his bed linens on a regular basis.
One friend told me she changes hers once a month, and I thought she was a clean freak! You just never know about people...
Breakfast at T's - damn, is everything in Texas bigger and / or tougher than the rest of the country? ;-)
You're lucky you have Ophelia to clean house and protect you.
That's amazing that they're not afraid of the lights. HEY! Maybe they were paparazzi in a previous life!
oh, man all the talk of roaches...everyone's comments are painting a worse picture than ENT's BI....
regarding #2...it states "half A list celebrity, half regular" - I'm wondering if one of the half celeb couple could be a producer, director or musician?
Ent always comments on whether or not he thinks Keanu Reeves bathed on any given day. Assuming Keanu slipped from A List.
#1...Heath Ledger...he seems dirty and I'd say he was on the edge of A list when he did Brokeback
#2...Shar Jackson...she's C list, was on Moesha and a reality show...it's gotta be her!
#2 Is the couple Matt Damon and his wife? They're half A list celebrity, half regular. Have they been hanging out with anyone?
twisted, They are about two to three inches long. Not "everything" is. Hee Hee. She is one of the best furry chilren to have. That last remark is being mean to the roaches, though....Too funny. I consider the Roaches a step up from the Pap.
twisted, They are about two to three inches long. Not "everything" is. Hee Hee. She is one of the best furry chilren to have. That last remark is being mean to the roaches, though....Too funny. I consider the Roaches a step up from the Pap.
Oh my gosh! You're right. How could I have been so insensitive to the poor cockroaches of the world??? I apologize to them all. Profusely!!!
But can you think of a better thing for paps to return as? I can't.
twisted, You are funny!!! What about them returning as pus. Then they couldn't cause much trouble, no arms to hold cameras and no feet to chase after people. You can wipe them off and toss in the trash.
Quit talking about roaches. Please. *shudder*
I put on my Karnak turban and I saw Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld as the couple putting the moves on the C-lister/Real World-er Trishelle. It's nothing pervy, they just need a sitter while Jerry promotes the Bee movie and Jessica goes on a book tour. Trishelle should go for it; I'm sure she can find ways to sneak cough syrup into every meal to keep those tykes in line.
McConaughey is my pick for #1. He probably thought he was just living in harmony with nature. He recently started dating someone who actually got him to comb his hair and wear a suit, so he could be the guy.
Backup guess: Topher Grace
no don't let it be matt damon! jason bourne is my hero :(
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Maybe Jared Leto for No. 1. He's odd, and he never quite achieved A list status despite doing "serious" movies like Prefontaine and Requiem for a Dream. I bet he wouldn't give a crap if he had cockroaches.
Hmmmm....
1. I think its Heath Ledger, isnt Matt "hooking up" with that model? Love Heath but the boy is a bit on the au naturel side and his career isn't taking off like it could be.
2. I think the actress is definitely on MTV. Shar Jackson DOES fit, but no pics of her with a high profile couple.
I think Parasite Hilton
I think the roaches were crawling out of Parasite Hilton's cunt.
I think that Tom Cruise takes it up the ass from hung rentboys.
I want to fuck Hez
i'm getting the vibe that said actor was not expecting this. it is not unusual to be in a new place and not be aware of the bugs, or to be in a co-op/ apt situation with crappy neighbors , or in NYC with renovations going on and not be immediately infested.(sometimes worse than roaches) that being said, three names come to mind: ed norton, mickey rourke, and ethan hawke. since the essence of the BI is uncleanliness i'll go with ethan(by reputation).
What about Jessica Alba and Cash Warren as the half A list couple of number 2?
Liz, I'm thinking Nicole Richie wouldn't be considered an A list celebrity.
maybe kathy and booke finally made up...kathy griffin/ brooke sheilds/ chris henchy...i'm sure steve isn't a factor....i'm kidding but they fit the BI
the couple in #2 is married, which eliminates jessica alba & cash and nicole & joel
#2 Julia Roberts and her husband?
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