Blind Item Reveals
December 24, 2007
Have to have a Jackass on Christmas Eve right? Tis the season and all that. I'm not sure this guy got coal, but I do know he spent 3 hours locked inside a bathroom at a Cisco Adler party. This is a different night however.
This male "singer"/talk show dude decided to get drunk. He got so blindingly drunk that when he went to his hotel room he couldn't get the keycard into the door of his room. He then went down to the front desk, told the desk clerk what room he was trying to get into and that the hotel sucked, the clerk's family sucked and that if he didn't get into his room right now that he was going to keep yelling and abusing the poor clerk all damn night. The clerk gave him a new key, and the "singer" returned to the room. This time the key worked. Without turning on the lights he got into bed. Unfortunately he got into the bed of an elderly woman who was the rightful guest of the room. She obviously didn't know she was sharing the bed of a famous "singer" and instead began screaming at the top of her lungs for help. Security came and our "singer" realized that maybe the elderly woman's room wasn't actually the room he was checked into for the night. Not even the correct floor. Never did apologize to the desk clerk either.
Mark McGrath
*snicker*
ReplyDeleteInteresting. I totally thought it was Danny Bonaduce.
ReplyDeleteWhat a fucking tool.
ReplyDeleteRandom, I just read your argument against Mark McGrath under the initial blind item and lmao. Not AT you, but it's funny how we ALL get something in our head and are so certain about something and in the end, the reveal doesn't always match the clues. A lesson for all of us in the coming year.
ReplyDeletethat broke my heart a little
ReplyDeletedork
ReplyDeleteYes! I knew it was him.
ReplyDeletewhat a loser
ReplyDeleteWow, what an ass.
ReplyDeleteSo the clerk gave him the wrong key? I don't get how MM got into the woman's room.
ReplyDeleteI was so sure this was Danny Bonaduce. Next time I think I'm sure of the answer, I'm going to remember Twisted Sister's lesson and repeat my new mantra "remember Mark McGarth"!
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone else think that MM looks like he smells rank?
ReplyDelete*bows* Thank you, thank you. I will be taking full credit for guessing this first.
ReplyDeleteYeah yeah, lame, I know, but I never guess the right one before everyone else.