Why Does Everyone Think The Dina Lohan Hotel Story Is Real?
While scouring through sites this morning, I have seen this story reported on at least 5 sites that are usually respected. As much as I would love for it to be true, it is obvious that someone hacked into her Twitter and rehashed whats his name's story from the other night in Toronto. I know I saw this on The Sun earlier and on Digital Spy. Come on. Oh, and you know she was hacked, because Dina could never come up with anything funny on her own. Except when she tries to spin. That is humorous. This is from the same guy who made her look foolish with the 140 character count thing before. It is funny though.
"I NEED this situation rectified immediately. Will someone that can get in contact with housekeeping tell them. This is not appropriate I need assistance IMMEDIATELY. Someone please get a hold of housekeeping for me. I am being ignored and discriminated (against) once again! Someone please help."
"I was just assaulted by housekeeping staff, she swore back at me and threw the towels at me. I am in shock I think the towels left a mark on me. I need a camera IMMEDIATELY to document my injuries from this reckless woman. How dare she! I am shaking. Will someone provide me with a camera?"
"Being held HOSTAGE in my room, I fear the woman who assaulted me and swore back at me is in the hallway screaming in a strange language. HELP. I am SHAKING I need to document all of this for security I immediately require a linguists (sic) to help tell me the strange language she is shouting."
"I don't condone violence but she swore back at me and ASSAULTED (me) with the towels am I to defend??? I would like to see you all get towels thrown VIOLENTLY at you and see how much it assaults you."
23 comments:
Heh heh..."what's his name's story from Toronto..."
Good one, Enty!
That isn't her on Twitter, it's a really funny guy pretending to be her.
I love the label "twitter postings we wish were real" hehe.
and i think someone is making a joke about the Perez Hilton twitter cry for help of the week....(or Tila Tequila, maybe?)
the dude thinks he is the new Loeulla Parsons...poor soul, everyone knows d listed and this one are better than that crap he calls it blog
wow...i just realised that Tila Tequila also announced her coff coff pregnancy on twitter too...i dont know whether it was before the coff coff invasion of her house...
God, dude wasnt even original...so, let s give it to Tila, she was the first one to do it!!!
Hahaha, whoever wrote it (and I agree, Dina Lohan is not intelligent enough for this kind of humour), it's funny!
Making fun of 2 melodramatic,famewhores in one shot, BEAUTIFUL!!!
I'm laughing really hard. This is classic. And you know it's not Dina. Everything is spelled correctly.
Mooshki - he might be funny, and charming at first, but he's just an attention whore like the rest of them.
Is that Dina's sex face?
i vote we refer to him as Ramirez Best Western henceforth.
that was awesome.
lol @ picture!
Those crazy-faced pictures of Dina which bloggers use just crack me up every time. It never gets old!
Perhaps I'm naive, but honestly, I kinda think these are real, unless someone hacked in and posted EXACTLY as she does.
She is absolutely my most favourite person on Twitter - the crap she spouts is amazing and humorous while never meaning to be. This is vintage Dina. I honestly recommend reading her stuff - she's a piece of work and makes me laugh with every post.
LOL sounds like Perez is at it again hahaha.
The pic looks like she farted or something hahahaha.
DN, it figures.
Rocket Queen, sorry to spoil your fun, but Dina isn't on Twitter at all - every one of those entries is written by this guy who is apparently an ass. :)
dina lohan looks like ramona singer's twin sister. seriously.
@ Mooshki - oh NO! That has just seriously ruined my day. sigh. I guess it was too good to be true. I shall continue to follow, though - it's just too fun.
i know, Rocket, I feel the same about Karl Lagerfeld. let's just pretend we don't know.
Sorry. :( I've kept following even though it isn't her.
I'm over it and will continue to enjoy - whoever writes it is now a genius in my book. Karl L has a similar twitter?? Rad - I'm off to find it - guessing it's very much 'him'. ;)
Oh come on those words have too many syllables and are much too intellegent to be AwfulMom. If it was Dina she'd have mentioned one of her children in every other sentence.
that photo has it all---the double chin, crossed eyes, wrinkley neck....it captures the true Dina Lohan.
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