Random Photos Part Two
There is a certain kind of symmetry to the fact that Mel B was on the top of part one and David Beckham is on the top of Part 2. Of course here though David is not with his wife, but another singer instead. Shakira, who I happen to think is more attractive.
David must think so as well as he goes in for the kiss as Shakira holds her breath. Note to self. No garlic eating at lunch.
And the awkward kiss continues with Shakira finally able to breathe. I have no idea where her hand is traveling, but maybe to check if the Armani ads are real?
Alan Cumming and Christian Siriano laughing about the time Lindsay Lohan told them she was a fashion designer.
This is Ashley Dupre who walked the runway for some eco fashion line. I didn't even recognize her. She is the hooker from the Elliot Spitzer scandal.
The ridiculously good looking couple of the day award goes to Alessandro Nivola and Audrey Tautou. They have previously won and therefore are no longer eligible for the award.
Agent Provocateur calls this their army. Never let it be said that I don't support the troops.
And then the bus driver killed everyone on board because he couldn't take his eyes off the army.
Larry David and the man on the left is Bob Einstein aka Super Dave Osborne. Remember him?
Chris Brown picking up trash.
Scott Bakula doesn't look like he has aged in 20 years. Here he is with his wife Chelsea.
Courtney Love checking to see if she is still alive. She probably practiced on Kurt.
You thought it was Valerie Bertenelli didn't you? It is actually Catherine Zeta Jones.
Evan Rachel Wood is very pretty. I just don't think she seems very friendly.
Someone who is probably friendly is Gerard Butler.
I know Hal Sparks is friendly. And funny.
Jennifer Aniston has to go pee. Aaron Eckhart looks like he has dropped some weight.
I like this look for Jessica Alba.
Josh Hartnett. Earlier in the week he spent the night with Sienna Miller perched in his lap.
Jesse Metcalfe had no one perched in his lap last night.
As far as I know James Purefoy and Michael Bassett stayed lap free as well.
Kellie Pickler looks great and that guy from Murphy Brown looks like he got a job carrying her bags.
Kat Von D and Juliette Lewis.
How bad does your life have to suck that your job is to hold an umbrella for Lauren Conrad. That isn't an Academy Award winner out there you are protecting, it is Lauren Conrad.
Between Taylor and Lindsay I'm pretty sure they have run through every drug in the dictionary.
Lili Taylor!! That must mean it is a Say Anything night tonight.
29 comments:
What the heck is going on in Enty land? There hasnt' been a part 2 in eons!!!!
P.S. CZJ is on the BAD face fillers. Eep.
Evening forecast...90% chance of heavy snark! Love it!
The caption with Courtney "Crazy" Love had me laughing out loud!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!! Thank you soooooo much for posting the picture of Chris Brown picking up trash. That made my day!! I laughed really hard out loud and I think I scared some people.
Good stuff today, Ent!
I would love for you to do a daily post of Chris Brown, it could go something like this:
Day 35 of Chris Brown doing time for beating Rihanna.
I'd love to see a close-up of CZJ. From this distance, that's some scarey stuff.
I've love to see a far away shot of Courtney Love. From this distance, that's some scarey stuff.
I second Sean's suggestion.
"I would love for you to do a daily post of Chris Brown, it could go something like this:
Day 35 of Chris Brown doing time for beating Rihanna."
Having fun Chris?
I third Sean's suggestion! It did my heart good to see Chris Brown wearing a vest and picking up trash. Douchebag.
I don't get why so many people love kat von D. I think she looks trashy all the time.
James Purefoy - I'd love to be his date to a cocktail reception.
Love Aniston's dress.
Love Hal Sparks and of course Gale Harold (HOT) - both from Queer as Folk.
Catherine Zeta looks weird - maybe just because she's so far away...or she's had some face work done?
Super Dave! Loved him, but loved Bizarre more.
Shakira's body is ridiculous. Want.
Jennifer Aniston's body is in-freakin'-credible! UGH!
I want to die!
LD looks good, but I had no idea Marty Funkhauser and Super Dave were one in the same. He's Albert Brooks' brother, too.
Ok, I'm confused. Shakira is 5'2", and Beckham is supposedly 5'11"?
Love Alan Cumming and Alessandro Nivola, AND Audrey Tatou.
CZJ - what'd you do to yourself?! She used to be on my list of prettiest women in the world.
Gerry could grope me, and I would be okay with it.
BEST LINE OF THE WEEK:
"Alan Cumming and Christian Siriano laughing about the time Lindsay Lohan told them she was a fashion designer."
2ND BEST LINE:
"Courtney Love checking to see if she is still alive. She probably practiced on Kurt." (Ain't it da trufe!)
Dislike Evan Rachel Wood, LOVE her dress.
Desperately want a body like Shakira.
If I were Shakira, I would've grabbed him.
The hooker looks terrible on the runway. I wonder if she just has bad posture or she's trying to do the haute couture bad posture pose. Either way, all bad.
Jennifer Aniston's dress is gorgeous, as is Evan Rachel Wood (who's a terrible actress, at least from what I've seen of her on True Blood).
aw, i miss super dave!!
LOVE scott bakula! quantum leap was one of my favorite shows!
so happy to see CB picking up trash, instead of getting a nice fat football contract like another asshole i could mention.
Hmmmmm. CZJ does look a little weird... is she perhaps "Coke Mom"? Gotta go back and look at the clues. I remember Enty saying something about Coke Moms' nose recently.
Nivola's married to Emily Mortimer, who was at the event last night, so I would be calling he and Audrey a couple. :) Speaking of Nivola/Mortimer congrats is in order to them on expecting baby #2!
Love James Purefoy. He was so damn good in Rome. I had to look up Michael Bassett on google, he's a cutie.
Love Scott Bakula too. Underrated actor, IMO.
Whoops typo meant wouldn't be calling, not would be *slaps forehead*
Forgot to add that Scott Bakula is like Mark Harmon in terms of never aging.
Am I the only who thinks Kat Von D looks like she's had a LOT of work done to her face? How mainstream of her.
Shakira is beautiful and incredibly talented.
Jen Aniston's dress is gorgeous, and she's got a bangin' body!
I don't see any appeal whatsoever in Josh Hartnett - that little pre-pubescent mustache seriously disturbs me.
Without a caption, I never would've guessed that was CZJ, in a million years. WTH is wrong with her?
I just had one of those non-stop pounding days and finally, got a moment for CDAN... THANKS TO ALL OF YOU FOR BEING FANTASTICALLY FUNNY. You just saved me from wasting the night on THE BEAUTIFUL LIFE.
BTW, yesterday I saw Leann Rimes at the Whole Foods at 23rd in Santa Monica. Much prettier in person with the kind of gorgeous blond hair that only money can buy (once you're past 16). She held the door for me so that wins some points... especially at a store where women don't usually hold the door for each other.
Another Whold Foods moment... last Sunday afternoon at the WF on Lincoln in Venice. None other than the True Blood couple themselves, Anna P and Stephen M. They were with an adorable little girl (his?) and were low-key fabulous, wearing tees and shorts. Very kind to each other, obviously true love, not the kind most of our non-favorite facade couples ooze.
OMG Gerry and Aaron in the same Random?????? Sigh............. Thanks, Enty, love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow, I just had some really good laughs. Thanks!
Bahaha...Taylor doesn't look too terribly happy to be there with LiLo. Can't blame here there...
Kat Von D scares me...in some sort of unidentifiable way. Is she really a woman?
Juliette Lewis...crazy as a loon and I looove her music. She's a great entertainer. ;-)
I want J Aniston's body...as in...I want MINE to look like that. She looks amazing! I just ♥ her for some reason.
Scott Bakula looks like James Vander Beek in ten years.
Kat V looks awful, she's leaning towards Kat-lady.
Lili T looks great! - motherhood looks good on her.
Kat's going to look pretty ridiculous when she hits 50.
LOL at the bus driver!
And thank you, Karmen. You made me laugh, too! :-D
Lili Taylor!! LOVE!
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