Crazy Days and Nights: Kate Middleton & Kim Kardashian Babies

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Kate Middleton & Kim Kardashian Babies - My Ultimate Scenario

I saw that British bookmakers are giving odds of 50/1 that Kate Middleton and Kim Kardashian will have their babies the same day. Kim has already been robbed of a huge payday when Kanye West announced they were expecting before they could get paid by a tabloid for the story. Can you imagine if they did have their babies the same day? Kim would be swallowed up by a wave of royal baby covers and mugs and stories and she would have to wait weeks to be able to sell her photos to tabloids which by then would be numb with baby stories. She would get virtually no money which is why Kris Jenner is an idiot not to have accepted that alleged million dollar offer that came her way before. I still say the offer was made up because no one is paying that much money anymore except for royal baby photos. Unless Kim gets a two week cushion away from Kate's baby she is just not going to win the battle of publicity. It needs to be two weeks before Kate's baby. The thing is though she has no idea when that is going to be other than July so she can't do jack about it. I love it.

46 comments:

Elizabeth said...: Shawn Holley just pulled Lohan's butt out of the fire. Again.; 9:20 AM
Elizabeth said...: And I wouldn't bet that Kate and the Kardashian share a delivery day but I'm thinking Kate will have a girl.; 9:21 AM
Tyler said...: I'm seriously hoping Kate's baby arrives before Kim's because I imagine it will blunt Kim's publicity considerably.; 9:23 AM
urban chaos said...: Watch Kim try to schedule an early c section to make every effort she has her baby first- of course, they'll make a creative excuse about the whole thing..; 9:24 AM
Karen said...: @Elizabeth, what news did you hear? Nothing's coming up on Google News.; 9:25 AM
Alicia said...: Kim didn't lose a payday for the announcement! Kanye announced her pregnancy the night before new years eve and that all anyone was talking about.. You cant pay for that exposure. That was marketing magic right there.

And regardless how skany the family is.. That little KK baby is going to be a freakin cutie. Can't hate on the kids!; 9:26 AM
MISCH said...: If Kim has this baby she will select a day for her C-Section, and there's no way it won't be a C-Section we all saw those Herp blisters on her mouth...; 9:26 AM
Alicia said...: * that's * all anyone was talking about NYE

*skanky *

I need to proof my comments apparently before I press publish .. Moooore coffeeeee ( zombie voice ); 9:28 AM
EmEyeKay said...: I noticed this morning how nice it was with the Golden Globes dominating all internet gossip - no KK! Made the mistake of checking the DM and there she was, ugh. Had forgotten she existed completely for a few days, would like that to continue.; 9:29 AM
SusanB said...: From Enty's lips to God's ear. I would just love that!; 9:30 AM
Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...: Ughhh geez, why does Holley like lindsay so much?

I still don't know what to believe abt this "baby"...; 9:30 AM
EmEyeKay said...: @*karen* - "not guilty" plea, trial set for Jan. 30.; 9:30 AM
Tyler said...: karen, TMZ has the story.; 9:30 AM
Elizabeth said...: karen I listened to it live on TMZ. The judge asked Shawn if she was representing Lindsay. Shawn replied "yes, for now" and asked to speak at the front. They muted and talked for a few minutes and then the judge said Lindsay had to show up I think on Jan 30th in person then a probation hearing I think Feb 27th or something like that and then a March date for something. I would have loved it if no one showed up and Shawn didn't save her again.; 9:33 AM
Pogue Mahone said...: Kate's baby is royal and Kim's baby will have a mother famous for a sex tape. There's simply no comparison.; 9:33 AM
parissucksliterally said...: I hope Kate steals ALL Kimye's thunder. Fuck those two assholes!; 9:34 AM
cheesegrater15 said...: Stupid bitch will induce labor at the end of June or first week of July.; 9:37 AM
LottaColada said...: Kudos to those who called Shawn Holley saving Lilo's ass.

I think we would've had a gossip orgasm if no one showed up for Lindsay.; 9:38 AM
Elizabeth said...: Lotta, I would have. What's funny is I can't imagine how she will ever get hired for parts when the country is growing to dislike her so intensely. Remember when everyone turned on Paris in unison? It was amazing.; 9:40 AM
Patty said...: Even if KK goes first, Baby Wales will take all the publicity away. There will be a whole country celebrating the birth of Kate and Will's child. It's really a no-win situation for KK. (insert evil laugh here).; 9:42 AM
Karen said...: Thanks, everyone. I can't get to TMZ from my work computer and didn't think to try on my phone.; 9:43 AM
Bleu said...: It's gross that Kim and Kris are working this baby thing as just another way to make millions. I wish everyone would boycott any product or company or magazine that pays her any money for anything baby-related.; 10:03 AM
Ellin said...: Unless, Kimmie has a sudden health issue and accidentally miscarries. That would take all the thunder away months before the issue. Plus, I haven't noticed a baby bump yet... Are we SURE she's pregnant?; 10:04 AM
JSierra said...: Whoo thanks to What the Frock we now have an easier way to view the blind spreadsheet!

Simply Clicky this Clicky; 10:11 AM
Jazzy said...: For the first time in her life, Urinal Kake has screwed herself. By the time April comes, people are going to be going crazy over Kate's pregnancy fashion and drooling in anticipation for the royal heir, they'll forget she's pregnant. It will be the royal wedding times 100. The Golden Globes took KK off the tabloids (except TMZ & DM because they're on the payroll) for a whole week. Not even close to the amount of Oscar coverage coming. This extra 15 minute grab has already been a bust.; 10:18 AM
Kelly said...: And yet we all still talk about it and we still will. ;); 10:27 AM
Kelly said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; 10:29 AM
Seachica said...: My ultimate scenario: we don't bother talking about KK at all.; 10:41 AM
Anonymous said...: I agree with Enty and Jazzy. There is going to be such a frothing feeding frenzy over heavily pregnant Kate and a countdown clock in Trafalgar square, who in the world is going to give a syphilitic rats ass about Dim Trashian? No one, that's who. Not a soul will remember or care.; 10:50 AM
SusanB said...: I admit, I'm a little curious to see what whorish looking maternity costumes Kim comes up with.; 10:56 AM
JSierra said...: Someone said it on another post about this shiz buuut Kim K is probably barely preggers, hence nothing to see at all. Someone as thick as Kim would be showing a little by three months but IMO she looks pretty much the same.

So, she is not really 14 weeks, but lets us believe that she is so that she can have an early C section, beat Kate, and all the while make it look like she was full term. Not to mention saving her body from the aches, pains, and weight from the last month of pregnancy.; 11:01 AM
LaLa said...: I wouldn't doubt it if Kim has a c section in June to to ENSURE the publicity. She's so awful.; 11:07 AM
sifichick said...: What I hope happens is that the coverage over Kate's pregnancy totally overshadows Kim's birth. You know that trick ho is going to get an early C section just so she can get that final money grab.; 11:31 AM
nancer said...: that's what i was going to say. knowing kim, she'll find someone to deliver her early even if the baby spends time in NICU. i put nothing past her.; 11:45 AM
libby said...: SO true about Will & Kate's baby enrapturing half the world, ffs! It's Diana's first grandbaby!

KK can EAT A DICK if she endangers her child by delivering early, just to feed the bottom line.

SO FUNNY about Kate & Wills screwing up Kim's plans....can't stop smiling.
I hope Kate has a girl on July 1st, which would have been Di's 52nd b-day. God, she died so young.

Yes, I LOVED Diana. sue me.; 11:52 AM
Unknown said...: i'm going to be in london from june to august and i am so excited that i will be there when the little prince or princess is born!! lol i'm such a geek for the royal family, i can't help it it's the british part of me lol.; 12:20 PM
Unknown said...: Back when Demi Moore & Bruce Willis were the A list celeb couple, we all thought their kids would be super cute, too...; 1:11 PM
jax said...: Keeping Lindsay out of jail is Shawn's $300 000 business card.

'nuff said. her work speaks for itself.; 1:18 PM
Mango said...: @ Amy - I sometimes thin Kim likes the attention as much as the money. She wants to be SOMEBODY so badly.

@ Ellin - If she miscarries Kim will milk her "heartache" for all it's worth.
"Kim, her inner pain."
"Kim, the baby she never had but will always love."

and other magazine titles that would make Hallmark puke; 3:13 PM
MrWolf said...: Actually, give her weird obsession with Kate Middleton, I wouldn't be surprised if Kim loved the idea of giving birth on the same day as Kate.; 3:15 PM
Kady Kat said...: Touché!; 3:41 PM
Fluffy White Clouds said...: One can dream!; 5:39 PM
kelgela2 said...: Part of me thinks that Kim will wait for the announcement that Kate is in the hospital about to give birth and she will be 'rushed' to the hospital the same day.; 6:28 PM
All about Eve said...: @libby, me too, loved her; 7:11 PM
Henriette said...: I bet Kate has her baby on the Fourth of July. That would be too funny. KK will have a scheduled c-section for June 30 no doubt.; 11:42 PM
Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...: It's true. It would be like the day Farah Fawcett and Michael Jackson died. Poor Farah got lost in the Jackson mania which was a goddamned shame.; 8:52 AM

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