Justin Bieber Is A Little Punk
Justin Bieber is a little punk. There, I said it. He is a guy who almost rand down a group of kids who were walking with their dad and then the dad decided to go after him. The dad, who is former NFL football player Keshawn Johnson (above) got to Bieber's garage just as Bieber ran inside the house, peeing his pants while he did so. Of course, with the size of Bieber's pants, there is room for lots of pee. Bieber always hides behind his bodyguards when he is being tough. It is way easier to yell and scream at someone or even spit in their face when you have a bunch of guys to hide behind. When he doesn't, he runs. He is also trying to tell the police it was not him driving. Go ahead and keep doing that because lying to the police is a crime and there are tons of witnesses who saw him driving.
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Keshawn should've cunt punted him
So many people complain about the people who come to the US from Mexico. Clearly, we need to be more worried about those dangerous Canadians who come over here, take our jobs (as pop stars) and run over our children.
haha @Cathy! Yeah, those damn Canadians.
Good job Keshawn, keep it up!
I wish Keshawn was my neighbor - we have the same problem on my street!
"With the size of bieber's pants, there is room for lots of pee"
Oh, Enty. Bahaha
Hahahahahha yes!!! @ethorne @cathy
I want to thank that sorority girl for introducing me to cunt punt, can't believe I never heard it before.
This should've been in yesterdays Bieber article.
i'm sad Keyshawn Johnson didn't kick his ass, he may have learned something from that ass whoopin'.
Seriously, you all put way too much time towards some kid. It's weird.
Both Justine Beepeeppeee and Amanda Bongs need their a$$$es whupped.
This poor kid is going to be a train wreck of massive proportions in a few years. He's not smart or emotionally developed at all. He's already stoned out of his mind all the time and clearly surrounded by enablers. He's going to be a total mess when the downward slide begins. I feel bad for him.
@lotta - yes, i was surprised it wasn't mentioned there. i guess that means enty isn't getting his info from tmz, since they were all over that aspect of the story since monday night.
Ahhh, his descent continues. Where is an adult to say knock it off??!!
Oh, I'm smiling now. Thank you.
Needed it!
Hahaha. The title of this post is too hilarious.
As a damn Canadian, I resent having this TWERP represent my country. Then again, I also live in Toronto where we have Tweedledee as Mayor, so. Maybe Canadians are finally becoming full on American ;)
Since they live in the same area I'm sure Keyshawn will get his chance at him next time. I wonder how badly soiled Bieber's clothes got after he saw a real thug coming after him (Keyshawn grew up in Watts andcCompton) and he shat his pants while running and hiding?
Canada - should become a state or get out.
"There, I said it"
Is the new enty a sorority girl?
Unless I've missed it, where in the hell is his mother? She was there for his success. Why not be there for his downfall? Is she waiting by the phone for a call from The Bachelorette?
I just love that Keyshawn was driving a prius. He doesn't need the small penis-mobile that Bieber is driving around.
Not to keen on the 'Canada' bashing here today.
George W Bush started a WAR & we, the friendly neighbours (Canada) went to war to help our neighbours (USA). We lost a lot of men/women fighting a war that really didnt exist ... weapons of mass destruction .....
No need to bash me because I'm Canadian or to comment. Just my 2 cents.
@Diane - I really hope you aren't referring to my comment, because I was 100% joking and I thought everyone would get that. I don't think there's anyone here who actually dislikes Canada. And I love the way you guys say "about" and "process" - it makes me smile every time I hear a Canadian say either of those words!
I am canadian too and find the lumping of Bieber and Canadians together really offensive! >.<
How about I mention that the states has released things like : Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Bynes and Oj Simpson :P just sayin'.
And agreed with above canadian poster the T. mayor is a friggen joke :S and makes us look ridiculous eh?
Oh and @ Freya, you cant possibly think Beiber lets her contact him do you? He is technically a legal adult, with his own millions. He is def not listening to her at all. and prolly stamps his foot like a girl and rolls his eyes at her lol
Preach on!
Gimme the damn ball!
How is it he wasn't eaten by bears?????
It should be obvious that the "jabs" at Canada/Canadians are said in jest.
And here you are.
We here in the US have enough asshats like biebs to supply the world. Stop being so PC Canadians.
I dont care where he is from, he is an asshole
I would pay money to see that, but why is Keyshawn a "real thug"? Yah he grew up in SCentral LA, but he wasn't a gangbanger, rather large and fit ex-football player, yes. Definitely wouldn't want him knocking on my door if I almost ran down his kids.
Looks like we finally found a way to stop the Biebs! All the neighbors have to do is have a statue of Keshawn looking pissed placed at the end of his driveway. By the time that little sh*t realizes it's a fake he will have blown all his $$ on goofy pants & weed and his house & cars will be repoed anyway!
Canadians can't even do easy math (see yesterday's news about Miss Canada), I don't know if they teach their children traffic laws, which are way more difficult.
He is just a victim of a twisted school system.
Yeah the driving shenanigans up here are terrifying. Do NOT drive in Canada unless you get a tank.
The slide has begun. I am pretty sure theBC election on the 14th was stolen. Good old Amurrikan tactics. No WAY was a 9 pt lead predicted by the NDP universally wrong! Smelling mighty fishy to me...
New respect for Keyshawn!
And just where should Canada go?
Thanx 4 the laugh @Dementia. Funny!
Hmm Canada schools place 10th in world rankings, the US 17th...their education system can't be that twisted...
Beiber - regardless of nationality is just an epic douchenozzle and he's been living in the US too long for it to be flavored with maple syrup.
As I stated in response to an earlier blind today, this won't end well. Witnesses or not, the cops won't find evidence solid enough to charge Bieber with anything--certainly not with any evidence that a prosecutor is going to be willing to put before a judge. It's L.A., after all, and celebrities get all the special treatment there is, don't they?
My prediction is that Bieber will go right on being an insufferable little punk until he finally does mow someone down, or maybe a group of people, with one of his cars. At which point he's finished. Well, except for his fellow prison inmates, of course, all of whom will just love him to death.
@ClaritySK Guess I should have posted more. JB is younger than the Lohan and Bynes yet you're at least hearing from the parents for both situations. What I meant was how come we never hear from her now.
And I can so see him having a tantrum, stomping around in his weed onesie. lol
Uh V got look at tapes when Keyshawn played he acted exactly like a thug and punk and essentially got thrown off a team for his behavior. And his mouth got him unto trouble many many times.
I think the Canadian comments were harmless jokes, but that's just my opinion.
If the Beebs wants to be taken seriously as an artiste, he's going about it the wrong way. He's acting like a jackass and I hope the cops do something, but unfortunatelt this is California.
I apologize to the damn Canadians that were offended. Kind of. We don't want Montreal anyway - those guys are crazy.
Do you think Keyshawn will just forget this incident ???
I don't think so and that is one large man. I think the best thing in the World to happen to Biebs is to learn that there are consequences to your actions and sometimes an ass kicking is the consequence.
Keyshawn is biding his time----Biebs just got an ass kicking raincheck but the rain will come down the road.
What a little punk. I can't stand this kid.
Quote of the day right there.
I wouldn't call him a thug either. More like concerned parent AND he drives a Prius! Love the environmentalist part. :)
He needs to be punched in the face. I have a coworker who will gladly do it. Biebrr swatted him in the face yrs ago when he was working a concert. Still to this day he goes mad with rage when mentioned. He wss an asshole at 14. Nothing chanhes. He sounds like a girl and eventually will be washed up. Or dead. Lets wait.
diss Bieber for being a douche not a Canadian, douches come in all sizes, ages and nationalities.
Why haven't the LA police ticketed this kid or charged him with reckless endangerment, and in fact if Bieber were in Ontario and he was caught driving 50 km over the speed limit they'd confiscate his car, now would that be fun segment on TMZ - the Biebs boohooing as his car gets impounded
Tina---Laws like that are exactly why I think I would really fit in in a place like Canada. Driving is not a civil right. If you can't stop terrorizing people & speeding like Biebs, shit should get taken away.
Send the twerp back to Canada. California has plenty of foreign D-bags who think they own the place.
TEAM KESHAWN! I am glad, though, that he didn't beat Justin's ass, because that little pussy would press charges against Keshawn, who was just being a good dad.
I saw him play...thug not so much, mouthy and a primadonna? Sure. It's not like he was playing team charades. just my opinion, we can agree to disagree :-)
If this or any little shit almost ran down my kids, the cops would have to taser, then pry my fried corpse off of him. I don't even hate Lohan, but I hate this horrid little fuck.
HATE.
Damn right.
Someone made a Kickstarter plan to build a Robocop statue in Detroit, which succeeded. The same needs to be done for Keyshawn Johnson, but in Richfolktown, California!
(I don't know the name of the specific town where he and Bieber live.)
Eric Dickerson lives in that neighborhood, too. Maybe they can start an NFL Sactioned Neighborhood Watch.
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