Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Blind Item #5

This A list mostly movie actress tells her significant other that she is taking their child to mommy and me classes or play dates. What she does is pass the child off to the nanny and then waits in the parking lot or in front of the play date house smoking one joint after the other.

52 comments:

timebob said...

What Jennifer Aniston would be like as a Mother?

VIPblonde said...

From the Mail, methinks it's Angelina

Kels said...

God I can see Rachel Green doin this with Emma...Ross would be pissed but too scared to say anyrhing cause Rach is obvi havin a midlife crisis with her job at Givenchy.

phuckyno said...

Charlize Theron...long time looky loo first time guesser!

Count Jerkula said...

Not Angelina. She hen peck poor Brad about the weed so much he has to hide it around the house.

If we are taking a break from Nicole Kidman guesses, then I'm gonna go with Drew Barrymore.

SKOR said...

I am not condoning the parent of a small child's drug use, but isn't it a bit extreme for an actress to hide something like pot? If it was coke or anything heavier, it would make sense.

Freya said...

The BI does say significant other and not husband so I'm leaning towards Angelina too.

Part of me wishes this was Gwyneth Paltrow. Just imagine the picture of her as a teenager was a puff of smoke instead of a bubble.

FrenchGirl said...

It wrote "Their kid" so they have only one kid ?

Tyger Lilly said...

Lol timebob - First person that came into my mind too!

Not really sure, but it has to be someone who's kid is still too young to tattle.

crila16 said...

I can't see Angelina only teaching 1 child. She has 6 children. Also, she doesn't have time to be sitting around in a car. Ang doesn't smoke weed. Heroine is her drug of choice.

crila16 said...

I hope this isn't Amy Adams. I love her.

PugsterMom said...

And someone whose SO would be upset about weed. Someone very straightlaced.

Pogue Mahone said...

HA! Mother Of The Year Award goes to.....

Karen said...

Mommy and me is for very young children. Brad and Angies are too old. Plus Angie at a group class, they don't mix with the peasants often.

Natalie Portman?

Feed Watcher said...

Natalie Portman?

I can see her burning one.

Just Another HR Lady said...

Sarah Jessica Parker?

ClaptonsLayla said...

Reese Witherspoon for the win

crila16 said...

Amy Adams and Natalie Portman. It's definitely got to be someone with 1 kid.

Freya said...

Natalie Portman is a good guess. Didn't think of her.

Unknown said...

I agree with whoever said Drew Barrymore...her husband seems kinda uptight. I heard she's getting her tattoos removed for him, so she can be buried in a Jewish cemetery, I believe.
That being said, maybe she just needs some alone time which I totally get.

Unknown said...

Count Jerkula, that's who I agree with!!!
Lol

ktmonster said...

Weed is legal in CA (where they likely live), why would this even need to be blind?

FalseProfit said...

It's still illegal to smoke in your car. DUII still applies.

auntliddy said...

Becca gayheart? Hope not.

ktmonster said...

It would be illegal if you were in the driver's seat, I am quite sure the nanny drives her. No crime in tokin' in the back seat!

Unknown said...

That poor Aleph always looks sad, too.

Taracu said...

Natalie Portman and Reese are both good guesses. Each has only one young child. Child needs to be 2 or younger for mommy & me. And both women's so's seem uptight.

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

I think either Count got it with Drew, or it's Kate Hudson.

And lololol to anyone who thinks Natalie Portman smokes the reefer.

Count Jerkula said...

@Ruby: It only feels dirty the first couple times ;)

Sara said...

Uma Thurman? She's in today's photos.

Unknown said...

Yeah I'm going natile isn't she a know pothead. Like what @pugstermom said sound like a straight laced guy. Gwen and Chris probably smoke together for all we know. Everyone know brad smoke big time so he wouldn't mind.

sherri dee said...

You can be buried in a Jewish cemetery with tattoos... you also do not need to be Jewish but if not, need to be married to a Jew.

L said...

@sherri Lee - depending on how strict/orthodox the family, getting a tattoo as a Jew is still a huge deal.. it's true you do not need to have them removed in life to be buried in a Jewish Cemetery. they can be 'ironed' (burned) out of your skin when you are dead, before preparation for burial.
however, i could see her husband, if he is quite religious, wanting her to lose the tats now

Unknown said...

Lol..!!!
=}

Dishtlk said...

As a mother who smokes pot my only issue with this is if she is putting her child in the car after she's been toking away in it, that's not good..

Lazza said...

I relatively new here (Hi!)

I think it's the Goop. I'm probably wrong but had a friend whose kid took riding lessons with Apple a couple of summers ago. Chris Martin was always there shuffling to & fro, really nice, very hands on.

Apparently, Apple was always asking if Mommy was coming on "in the car" and he always said no, she was "working out". She did something like 5 hours a day?

Anyway, Goop shows up once all summer and Apple is crazy excited and surprised.

Another friend worked on a set with her (member of the crew) & told me another story. From what I've heard, everything about her is so false. This to me, seems like something she would do.

auntliddy said...

Gross!!!!!!!!

auntliddy said...

Lazza dear, we're going to need the other story.

Lazza said...

@aunt liddy

LOL! I meant she asked if mommy was coming (too..as in to get her) OR in the car (not "on" that was a typo)! Oops.

It she was the "in the car" comment that always struck my friend and me as odd, so why I guess her.

As far as the other story, I can't remember the exact deets, it was back when she did that movie with Jessica Lang, so a while ago. Based on what my friend told me, it was something like, Goop was all cool and sweet to everyone on set. My friend was sent to go to the garage to load the car and she slammed the trunk close (as you do).

Goop was there, hiding out doing something (she guessed, hence the forthcoming reaction) and didn't see my friend so was rattled when she slammed.

She proceeded to really curse my friend out for scaring her. I mean really nasty. My friend was totally shocked because it was a complete about face.

If I remember correctly, even threatened her to have her fired or something to that effect. Pretty strong reaction to someone just doing a favor and loading the car! Then Goop went back to set and was all smiles and chill vibes. My friend thought she was in the Twilight Zone (one of her 1st of many experiences with the "jet set", she soon learned).

NaughtyNurse said...

Jennifer Garner

brooklyngirl said...

co-sign on drew barrymore, her new husband is very conservative and they only have one child who is age appropriate for mommy and me clasess

Seabee said...

Which mean this bitch puts the nanny and kid in the car filled with reefer madness and then drives them home? WTF!

PookieTwo said...

Piggybacking on previous guesses here, has to be Uma or Amy A. The use of "significant other" is deliberate and implies an unmarried couple, as is "child" in the singular.

Izzie said...

@VIP, you didn't. No, you didn't! Behind the play date house in 15 minutes!

hothotheat said...

Don't think its Angelina, would she settle for weed when she prefers heroine? I don't think so. Ditto Gayheart.

Drew maybe....

Surrender Dorothy said...

"No crime in tokin' in the back seat" is the phrase of the day! Thanks @ktmonster!

Fluffy White Clouds said...

Aren't they all potheads?

Drew is a good guess though due to uptight home life...

librariantobe said...

Halle.

OKay said...

CDAN'ers, please take note. "Heroin" is a drug. "Heroine" is the female hero in a movie.

The More You Know...

Gayeld said...

All the stories.

Gayeld said...

LMAO!!

Tori said...

There are pictures from yesterday of Hilary Duff outside Luca's mommy & me class

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